Names Danny, Im a student , age 19, brown hair blue eyes 6'1 and an avid sailor/ lacrosse player. I read alot of military fiction (tom clancy, Dale brown ,and stephten coonts). so i used to write about Kp,and Moved on to Naurto. Now Thinking About writing this:

Name: "The Demon Guardian"

Pairings: Naurto x Readers Vote and OC/ Kin/maybe Termai

( Hopefully small Harem but any female can be picked other than Hinata ( SHE HAS TO MANY GOD DAMN IT!!!! ALT. PARINGS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!(althought i have read a few good ones i just think we all need to broaden our horizans (plus Naruto really needs a girl that can knock some sense into him so sakura is out because she is one of those people that has none either!))))

Summary: The Chunnin Exams are coming and the Hokage knows somethings not right. In an attempt to not let anyone know his fears and scare the leaders of the other nations away and brake the fragile alliance, he turns to Konoha's most trusted and secret Allie: The Village Hidden in the Shadows, a Ancient Village said to be lost to Time and the ruling family is rumor to be trained by Shimaga (sp? spelling) himself. He asks for there most powerful Genin, Only know as "The Shadow Angel" to infultrate the Chunnin exams and head off the war. The Hokages know that the Shadow Angel is the Container of a clone of Shimaga, an attempt by Kami to help Naruto and the other Containers defeat the worlds hurdles. The Chunin exams being the perfect time to start The Shadow angels job as "The Demon Guardian"

If u like the summary and i like ur writing get in contact with me and will write it together! i can get a wee flaky

FAVORITE QUOTES:

(Lots of scrubs quotes)

J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.
Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?
J.D.: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?
[silence
Janitor: Dammit.

Dr. Cox: The key to my exercise program is this one simple truth: I hate my body.
Turk: What?
Dr. Cox: Do you understand the second you look in the mirror and you're happy with what you see, baby, you just lost the battle.
Turk: You should give speeches to teenage girls.

Janitor[J.D. and Turk have been stealing hospital supplies Hey, have you been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper around here?
J.D.[stammers No! I hate pudding and I don't use... toilet paper.
Janitor[Janitor stares
J.D.: I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: BIDET to you sir.

Carla: Fine, you can't live with Elliot, but you're not living with us so get your crap out by Friday.
J.D.: Friday? Friday's my birthday. I've already e-vited everyone to a party at our place.
Carla: Whose place?
J.D.: Your place. Look I can't just un-e-vite everyone. I've got two e-yeses and 24 e-maybes. That's a lot of e-sponses.
Carla: Bambi, I'm gonna put my e-foot up your ass.
J.D.: It's a Mexican themed fiesta on the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. That means I'm turning thirty. Donde? 56 Walnut Drive. Cuando? Thank you for asking, ocho-thirty until upside down question mark. Sombreros at the door. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooh!
Turk: I'll be there.
J.D.: Gracias, amigo.
[to Carla
J.D.: I borrowed one of your dictionaries.

[Dr. Cox looks up towards the ceiling
Dr. Cox: Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya? I'm onto you, Big Man.

[the Janitor is trying to solve J.D.'s riddle
Janitor[to himself Okay, come on: Two coins. Thirty cents. No nickels. Come on! You can do this! You went to Harvard, for God's sake!
Troy: Relax! I figured it out.
[Troy pushes his solution over to the Janitor
Janitor: Okay... You gave me a penny... and... what appears to be a button, on which you've written twenty-nine cents.

J.D.[thinking Why don't I ever listen to me?

Elliot: Dr. Cox, this is the most painful thing I've ever done and I was a cutter for a week in high school. My shop teacher thought scars were sexy, but that's a whole other story. The point is, your advice really worked with Jake and I'd really appreciate it if you would give me some more help.
Dr. Cox: Oh, no problem Barbie, let me just finish writing this prescription and you'll be all squared away.
[hands Elliot the prescription
Elliot: This is a prescription for 'no'.
Dr. Cox: Correctomundo. To be taken with food every Saturday night while you're eating alone.
Elliot: I don't think you understand the severity of the situation here. I am dangerously close to giving up men all together!
Dr. Cox: Then on behalf of men everywhere-and I do mean everywhere
[makes a circle with his hands
Dr. Cox: -including the ones in the little mud huts, let me be the first to say thanks and yalleluah!
Carla: Elliot, do you see the problem with trying to appeal to it's human side?
Elliot: He doesn't have one.
Carla: Exactly. But what does he have?
Elliot[grudgingly A shaped chest, a closet full of tiny t-shirts, and the eyes of a madman.
Dr. Cox: Ohhhhhh! I'm sorry, the correct answer she was looking for is a giant ego.
[nodding
Dr. Cox: I have a giant ego!
Elliot: Dammit! I knew that.
Carla: Can you just appeal to it so I can go get something to eat?
Elliot: You're... amazing.
Dr. Cox: And I'm in!
Elliot[makes a happy noise

[about J.D
Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox[laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
[Carla stares at him
Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second...
[hits the table
Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV.
[whispering remorsefully
Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box.
[Carla continues to stare at him
Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby.

Dr. Cox: Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice)Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective. 1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him. 2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn. 3rd, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must me an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.
J.D.: I should have that tattoed on my neck.

300 quotes

Messenger: Who does this woman think she is that she can speak among men?
Queen Gorgo: Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully Leonidas. They may be your last... as king.
King Leonidas[to himself: thinking "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and pointshis sword at the Messenger's throat
King Leonidas: Earth and water? Oh, you'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: Madman. You're a madman! No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness? THIS... IS... SPARTA!
[Kicks the messenger down the well

Xerxes: Yours is a fascinating tribe... defiant even in the face of annihilation. There is much our cultures could share.
King Leonidas: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

All time favorite quote

J.D.[after slamming his hand in the hinged counter Aaaah! My 'me time' hand!