Lady Silvamord

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since	: 02-25-04, id: 545474, Profile Updated: 11-09-08
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Author has written 51 stories for Tamora Pierce, Animorphs, Inuyasha, and Naruto.

Who am I?
Chances are, your worst nightmare.
But on a less ambiguous note, the essentials are: I'm fifteen, almost sixteen. I live in Tucson, AZ, otherwise known as the most wonderful place in the world. I'm a second-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and I basically pwn noobs for a living when I'm not busy being a junior in high school. I sleep with a stuffed dog that my parents bought me when I was born. I love Fitzwilliam Darcy from Pride and Prejudice, and am biased towards fictional males sharing his demeanor. I dislike it when people refer to themselves in the third person, and I'm going to run for president someday.
current projects:
An Inopportune Moment - Tamora Pierce/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover; updates will be on a weekly basis.
Isosceles - once again in progress.
Love Lockdown - They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku crackfic.

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1. An Inopportune Moment » reviews
Commodore James Norrington? Deserved better than what he got in those movies that we all know so well. Princess Kalasin? At the wrong place at the wrong time. Captain Jack Sparrow? Still at large...
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 10-19-08

2. Love Lockdown » reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,423 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 11-4-08

3. Isosceles » reviews
Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 10-22-06

4. Disturbia » reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,077 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 11-1-08 - Published: 10-25-08

5. The Sun And The Moon » reviews
AU, Ozorne and Kalasin. Because Romeo and Juliet have nothing on them. Completed at last.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 6-12-08 - Published: 3-21-06

6. Fifty Steps To Falling In Love reviews
Gary expected the outcome of this arranged marriage to be typical. An heir, maybe a friend if he was lucky. However, nothing in his life has ever been typical. Especially not Cythera. A story about Gary, Cythera, and the 50 steps to falling in love.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-11-08

7. Vertigo » reviews
Everybody always assumed Tenten was deeply in love with one of her teammates. ...They just didn't know which one. With psychologist Neji, Stages Of Denial, and clumsy attempts at matchmaking. Of course, Tenten is convinced this is not going to end well.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 8-31-07

8. Flower Petals » reviews
Twenty sets of five drabbles each, centering on the relationship, platonic or otherwise, between Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,829 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 8-4-06

9. Original Of The Species reviews
Why Kalasin of Conté and Ozorne Tasikhe are the most unique couple you'll never get to see. AU, obviously.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 10-6-07

10. Carpe Diem » reviews
Seize the day. An epic anthology and character study of Konoha's weapons mistress, Tenten. [courage. indomitable spirit. life. twisted humor. love. and all the things that make up a truly unique kunoichi.] Final part up.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,826 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 6-10-07

11. Affaire de Coeur » reviews
Affaire de Coeur: affair of the heart. Not here, exactly, nor anywhere too far away, instances in the lives of two very different people. Drabble series. [30: the last chapter.]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,154 - Reviews: 399 - Updated: 9-24-07 - Published: 6-17-06

12. One Step Closer reviews
Fifty steps on the long path to becoming a true kunoichi. Sakura, from genin to beyond.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07

13. Quarter Time reviews
Four steps in the relationship between Gary of Naxen and Lady Cythera. [complete, shameless fluff]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-13-07

14. Love And Peace Or Else reviews
Emperor Kaddar and Empress Kalasin try and take the first few steps forward into a healthy, normal, loving relationship. Easier said than done. [rated T for the tantalizingly tasty Kallydar fluff.]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-07

15. All That You Can't Leave Behind reviews
The thing is, even when the person you loved betrays your village, would kill your comrades [or you] without a second thought, sometimes getting over them isn't that easy. Or, sometimes Sakura wonders if you can never stop loving somebody. [SasuSakuish]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-07

16. OMG reviews
About that title, yes, I am serious. An epic story featuring Kallydar banter and trademark amounts of crack, arguments about the usefulness about certain types of magic, a truce that doesn't quite work, and fashion fads, among other things.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07

17. How Neji Got His Groove Back » reviews
[part two of two] So, Neji's got game. It's undeniable. After drinking Shikamaru and Sakura under the table, he's managed to blackmail Sakura into dinner with his family...which is not a date. It is complete, utter, shameless blackmail...right?
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-4-06

18. Tainted Love » reviews
Nice, neat, happily ever afters aren't free, but Kalasin Iliniat would give anything to have one. As time goes on, she learns that maybe, one doesn't always need a neat, perfect ending in order to be happy. Complete.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 5-13-06

19. Cadenza Imperioso reviews
Kalasin Iliniat is not the paragon of royal virtue she seems. She has a secret that she is keeping from her husband. How long will it take for Kaddar to find out, and what will follow? [complete]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06

20. These Circumstances reviews
Sakura and Shikamaru tampering with the Hokage's mission records at midnight? And what role does Neji have to play in all of this? [complete]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-06

21. Staring Back reviews
Their very existence was wrapped up in those allseeing white eyes, and yet it took them so long to see what was always right in front of them. Fifty themes on Neji and Hinata. [complete]
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-06

22. Five Senses reviews
We have five senses at our disposal, but Kalasin of Conte experiences the best of all five worlds. One Kallypairing for each sense. Because she really is that lucky. [complete]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-06

23. The View From Here » reviews
Six sets of five drabbles centering on the relationship between Kaddar and Kalasin, the Emperor and Empress of Carthak. Because, really, they are living proof that there is such a thing as fate.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-4-06 - Published: 8-11-06

24. Liquid Therapy reviews
An epic tale, in which the newly married Kalasin Iliniat discovers the joys of something called...coffee. [complete]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-2-06 - Published: 9-2-06

25. And Venus Loved Mars reviews
Sakura, Itachi, and what could have, should have, would have been. Fifty themes.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-06

26. Endless Possibilites » reviews
Tenten has a talk with one of her beloved teammates about his love life. Or, rather, lack thereof. Twoparter, complete.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-22-06

27. Moon Animals reviews
Neji. Sakura. From kisses to stars to moon animals, fifty themes.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-13-06

28. Strawberry Season reviews
There are just a few things that the Emperor Mage can't resist...
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 6-7-06

29. Morning Glory » reviews
For the LJ drabble community 31days, one drabble per day. All characters, all pairings, from lovers to morning glory to lust, regret, and broken glass, and everything in between.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 5-31-06 - Published: 5-3-06

30. Colors Of The Wind reviews
Five ways that Kalasin of Conté never fell in love.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-06

31. Empress Lessons reviews
Kalasin of Conté learns how to be the perfect Empress, in more ways than one...
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-06

32. Road Less Traveled reviews
Kalasin. Ozorne. Fifty themes.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-06

33. Not Your Average Carthaki Fairy Tale » reviews
Every generation has a fairy tale. Sometimes, though, things don’t work out that perfectly. Empress Kalasin and Emperor Kaddar Iliniat of Carthak weren’t exactly a...traditional...couple. This is their story. Complete!
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,748 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 2-4-06

34. In The Stars reviews
Kalasin. Kaddar. Fifty themes. [complete]
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 3-6-06 - Published: 3-6-06

35. 20 Truths About Sakura reviews
Love, hair, and anger issues: 20 truths about Sakura Haruno.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

36. Fortuneteller reviews
Sakura loves Sasuke, because she had believed in a happy ending with him, such a long time ago. Sakura still loves Sasuke, because somewhere along their line, “tragedy” became happily ever after.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-18-06 - Published: 1-18-06

37. Pink reviews
Sakura learns something from a not quite lucid Sasuke, and in the process, learns something about herself.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 1-14-06

38. Tickle Me Kalasin reviews
Everyone has ticklish spots. Between Kalasin and Kaddar, these spots bring on more than just giggles.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-12-06 - Published: 1-12-06

39. Unrequited reviews
He has his Rin back, and that should make him happy. But she isn't truly his, and never will be. [Kohaku oneshot]
Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06

40. Magic Works reviews
There are many different kinds of magic. PostNaraku, Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken.
Complete - Inuyasha - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06

41. Resolutions reviews
Ax. Marco. New Year's resolutions. [drabble]
Complete - Animorphs - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05

42. Of Birthdays And Related Woes reviews
Between woes about encroaching middle age, finding the perfect present, and impromptu latenight swims, imperial birthdays really aren't all they're cracked up to be. ::Complete::
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05

43. Of Ambiguous Exploits and Stiletto Heels » reviews
Emperor Kaddar and Empress Kalasin always have been rather creative, when it comes to certain forms of late night entertainment...Ch. 2, in which a game of chess and a serious need for some compensation come into play.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 10-28-05

44. Methods of Torture reviews
...which is exactly what Emperor Kaddar and Empress Kalasin turn to, when they can't sleep. Oneshot.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-21-05 - Published: 9-21-05

45. Platonic reviews
Royalty wasn’t free to give their affections to whom they wished. Princes and princesses were pawns in the international game of politics and alliances, and that was the way it always had been, as Kalasin Tasikhe knew only too well...
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 7-3-05

46. Roses reviews
[One-shot] "Kaddar had always liked flowers. Roses, in particular. There was just a special allure to them, one that he couldn't place."
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-12-05

47. Forgotten Frustrations reviews
In the palace of the Copper Isles, two lonely and stressed souls find comfort in one another. Slash, TQ spoilers. Written for the Dancing Dove Christmas fic exchange.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-05

48. The Very Secret Diary of Emperor Kaddar Iliniat reviews
It's a sad world when a man has to hide in a closet to put cucumber slices on his eyes." Emperor Kaddar on the trials of life, annoying councilors, and being the emperor in general.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 12-1-04 - Published: 12-1-04

49. A Story of Mud and Injured Pride reviews
I don't know what to do in situations like this! I've been trained in diplomacy and politics, not survival tactics!" Empress Kalasin gets caught out in the rain, with side affects. Response to Sean Challenge 22, one-shot.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

50. Wedding Bells reviews
(One-shot) The wedding of Princess Kalasin of Conté and Emperor Kaddar Iliniat.
Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-31-04 - Published: 10-31-04

51. Of Sandals, Midnight Walks, and Oranges reviews
—‘Wandering around the palace in the early hours of the morning because we were just trying to satisfy our teeming lust for oranges?’” Just a typical night of mischief and mayhem in the life of Emperor Kaddar and Empress Kalasin. TQ spoilers.
Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-12-04 - Published: 10-12-04