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since: 02-26-04, id: 545631
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy X-overs.

A Profile by Chicklepea

Welcome minions! You fortunate young whippersnappers have stumbled upon the magical and awe-inspiring place known as My Profile.

My Name: You may call me ‘Your Wonderfulness.’

My Age: Reluctantly Twenty; Mentally Eight

My Hobbies: Poking the elderly with sticks and planning world domination.

My Appearance: Perfect as always.

My Love: Myself.

Gather around my miniature ones, for I shall now reveal to you my all-time favourite quotes:

“I am your infant overlord. Surrender now or I’ll poop on your lap.” Stewie Griffin- Family guy.

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me the son of a bitch.” Jack Nicholson.

“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. '

Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” Winston Churchill.

“’Mr.Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’

And if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Winston Churchill.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks.

Finally I invite you to my delightful forum. Feel special; I don’t just invite any old minion.

The Harry Potter Fanfiction Writing School

Whether you are old and wrinkly or just young and pimply the doors of our school will always be open.

The HPFWS is a creative place of learning offering information on every aspect of writing an accurate Harry Potter Fanfiction. So whether you are a wise with knowledge to impart, or are just seeking for knowledge on, say, muggle Britain, you will find The HPFWS has everything you could wish for. Even your very own evil overlord: yours truly.

And on a final note!

Leave me a review,

I’ll buy you an emu,

I’ll name it little Gary,

And you it will carry,

Through the land of emu-review.

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1. Of Thieves and Vagabonds » reviews
BTVSPOTC When Dawn Summers sacrificed herself to save the world, of all the things she expected, landing in the middle of the Caribbean Ocean was not one of them. Chapter 11: The Art of Commandeering
Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 9-28-07
2. Seamus's Winter Friend reviews
A delightful short story set during a bleak November in the countryside of Ireland. Seamus tells us about a short period in his life back when he was but a child: when he met his first friend.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-07 - Published: 4-2-07
3. Bneig Stpiud reviews
Vincent Crabbe rants on how unfair it is that everyone calls him stupid. He is not stupid: it just takes him a little longer than everyone else.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07
4. Leontes Puckle reviews
Pre Hogwarts. During the summer before her first year at Hogwarts Hermione Granger trys to apply for an elite all boys boarding school. Slight Malcolm in the Middle crossover.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-7-07
5. Childlike Merriment reviews
Tells the story of a battle between the Death Eaters and the Aurors with an unusual twist. Shows a light hearted version that may make you laugh, besides one that could make you cry.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 6-7-07
6. An Unpleasant Sort of Day reviews
Set back in the era when Albus Dumbledore was just 15 years old. Tells a short tale of when dear Albus no longer wanted to attend Hogwarts and tried to run away. Needless to say, he failed. Miserably.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 6-1-07
7. A Fairytale Nightmare reviews
Hermione has a horrific and rather weird nightmare where Fred Weasley is her ‘saviour’ When she wakes up, however, things only seem to get worse…
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-07
8. Chaffinch in the Crab Apples reviews
Pansy Parkinson is Daphne Greengrass’s best friend. Daphne Greengrass is dating Draco Malfoy. A tale of betrayal, love and loss of friendship.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-07 - Published: 4-2-07
9. Beneath the Lilac Fruits reviews
Draco finds himself in a strange foreboding place with no recollection of how he got there. A meeting with a dancing witch changes his prospective on life for the better. Hints of DracoGinny.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-15-06 - Published: 10-15-06
10. Light, Dark and Daffodils » reviews
Did you know Draco had a baby sister? Turns out no one else did either, wonder why? Ginny sees another side of Draco, etc. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED IN THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE. I havent the heart to delete it
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,826 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 4-15-04
11. Taken for Granted reviews
Ginny and Harry get into another fight and Ginny begins to see that Harry is not the man for her... Sweet fluffy DracoGinny oneshot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-04 - Published: 5-20-04
12. Herbal Tea reviews
Someone once posted a list of things Hogwarts students would never say. I gave mine a hearty dose of ‘herbal tea’ and look at my delightful results. Just pure idiocy really.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-7-04 - Published: 4-7-04
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