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since: 02-26-04, id: 545774, Profile Updated: 04-22-08
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 18 stories for Lord of the Rings, Animorphs, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-overs, and Heroes.

Yo. The Mistake, I'm afraid, is on hiatus. (...it already was, I just hadn't realised it yet. >_>) I promise that I will finish it at some point, as soon as I can work out a way to round it off naturally (because frankly, I'd rather leave it unfinished for a while than force a crappy ending on it). Thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed -- I'll try not to leave you hanging too much longer. Joan will get closure!

A lot of the time these days, you'll find me hanging around livejournal, on my blog and various roleplays. Over at fictionpress I write an obscene amount of poetry. I also have a writing comm, which in all likelihood has fanfic that I've never gotten around to posting here. Beware: since I've seen Heroes, the amount of squee has increased exponentially.

In fact, I will squee here, too. There's plenty of space. Heroes! You are my favourite show in the world ever! You are better than Doctor Who and/or Life on Mars (though by a very small margin, for they too are made of distilled awesome)! Seriously, when a show makes you feel genuine fear and sadness and fury when you think a character's died, and genuine happiness, and genuine relief, and geeky glee, and makes you want to run down the street gleeing at anything that stands still long enough, and just generally rocks so hard that it breaks things...

Damn, that's a good show.

In conclusion: Watch Heroes.

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1. Unwelcome Epiphany reviews
There’s only so oblivious one man can be, and Chandra reaches his limit when a murder takes place practically under his nose. But he’s far from happy about it.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
2. Countdown To Midnight
Sylar finally gives in to the desire for infamy and shows off his acquired powers to Chandra, hoping that the geneticist will come round to his way of thinking. It doesn’t go as planned.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08
3. Nostalgia reviews
A long time ago, a girl named Sarah Ellis was in love. SylarxEden. Fallout spoilers.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
4. A Different Kind of Special reviews
For years, you pretend. You fake a kiss. You act out care by rote. And then you wake up, one day, and realise that you stopped pretending long ago. SylarxHeidi. Huge fat 5YG spoilers.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
5. He's Leaving Home reviews
Gabriel tries to tell his mother that he’s moving out of the family home. '6 Months Ago' and 'The Hard Part' spoilers.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
6. Beyond reviews
This was a power they did not know he had, though it was through their efforts that he’d acquired it. Massive 'How to Stop an Exploding Man' spoiler.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-22-07 - Published: 5-22-07
7. Intuitive Aptitude reviews
Mohinder Suresh’s car has given up the ghost in about the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as South Dakota: a terrible frustration for Sylar, and not just because it's lengthening the hours before he can evolve himself again. Spoilers for 'Run'.
Complete - Heroes - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07
8. Eragon: The Remix reviews
Actually very little to do with Eragon... but it has ninjas instead! Crossovers with Eragon, PotC with DMC spoiler, LotR, Dr Who and H2G2, and with various multifandom references. Oneshot. Enjoy.
Complete - X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
9. The Pursuit reviews
I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life. Oneshot, spoiler for Dead Man's Chest.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-06 - Published: 10-13-06
10. Plotholes! » reviews
Take 1 summary, mix with humour and a sprinkling of plot, and bake for 42 minutes.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 5-22-06
11. The Mistake » reviews
Joan's friend Tobias has gone missing, and no one can tell her where he is. But on her search for the truth, she gets caught up in something bigger than she ever imagined...
Animorphs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 3-25-06
12. The Blatant Ripoff of the Rings » reviews
The imaginatively named One Ring has been found by the most unlikely person imaginable: a Furry Short Person named Fenchurch. Can she travel to the dreaded Mallmart, there to destroy It? Who knows? I don't. OUT OF HIATUS!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 3-6-04
13. Gravel and Snow reviews
Oneshot. Emma Collins has fallen into Middle earth: not the easiest place to survive in... Yes, folks, this is what might REALLY happen if a teenage girl randomly fell into M E! Edited. Sing hey for betas!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-05
14. Friendship » reviews
Poem. In Mordor, Frodo tries to tell Sam how he feels. New: It's post RotK, and Sam's in denial.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 3-10-04
15. Depressing Alternate End » reviews
AU. The Quest balances upon the edge of a knife, and so many things could go wrong... Warning: ROTK spoiler. Sort of. Complete... at least, unless I think of another chapter... I may or may not write about the Shire... dun dun dun!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 2-27-04
16. The One Ring: a sonnet reviews
Wrote this in English donkeys' years ago. What do you think?
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 9-20-04
17. The Truth about the One Ring reviews
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! At last: the true story of Sauron's Ring and the scam that almost tipped Middle-earth into eternal darkness!
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 9-20-04
18. That Darn Arwen reviews
Just a little rant made into a song for a barbershop quartet. Kind of random to be honest.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-04 - Published: 3-12-04
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