FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Smenzer |
Author has written 118 stories for Young Hercules, StarTrek: The Original Series, Xena: Warrior Princess, Star Wars, Andromeda, Misc. Movies, Hercules, Beauty and the Beast, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and V. I have decided to update my bio... Feb 18, 2009 For the last week or so I've been having problems with my computer monitor, as it was dying. It kept shutting itself off without warning, not wanting to start, etc. I bought a new one today so hopefully I'll be able to update my stories again. Feb 8, 2009 I haven't had much time to write the previous week but I updated a few stories. I'll try to write more new chapters for my stories in upcoming weeks. The good news is that I thought up a lot of unique ideas for interesting Luke/Vader stories! I have written them down in my notebook (Yes, I still write in paper notebooks) so I once I finish my older fics I can start on these new ideas. The ideas are much better than the little oneshots I wrote lately. I also found two partly finished oneshots on my computer from years ago that I had totally forgotten about! I will see what I can do with those as well... Jan 28, 2009 I'm curently working on: Wish Upon a Droid: Trying to finish this story I'm Sorry, Master: Trying to finish this story Secrets of the Sith: A new Star Wars vampire story I started. Hopefully it won't take too long to finish it. It's Anakin/Padme and also has Anakin and Obi-Wan as friends of course. A Conversation With Vader: I reread this a few days ago and hope to post a new chapter soon! Dec 31, 2008 I added three new Star Wars stories to my account. Current Projects: 1. A second Scrat / POTC story that will be Norribeth. Now FINISHED. 2. A new "V" oneshot with Mike and Martin. Once I finish these I'll try to work on my older fics. July 1, 2008 My muse has returned and I'm writing more stories. Fandoms I'm currently writing for include: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Star Wars and V the Original Miniseries. I will continue writing short oneshots as I think of them. And I will try to finish my older stories, but please realize I don't have as much time to write as I did before so it will take a while to finsh them all. Current Project: a POTC story that is currently 43 pages and about 18,000 words. It's a sequel to AWE. Mainly it deals with Elizabeth trying to rescue James from the Locker. I'm not sure if this can be classified as Norribeth but the story may end that way. Future Projects: A few Star Wars oneshots with Luke, a Norribeth werewolf story... Stories I need to Finish (not in any particular order): A Canopy of Green I will probably finish Wish first. I will keep adding new chapters to Pranks. That story is ongoing and will never really end. Favorite Pairings: Draco/Hermione, James/Elizabeth Father/Son pairings: Luke/Vader, Ani/Obi I also use the name Aquaseamage. I don't have a fanfic account under that name here, so don't go looking for it. I place all my fanfic here. FROM MY OLDER BIO... My current stories are STAR WARS and HARRY POTTER ones. I'm also working on a crossover fic. I've been writing Star Wars for a few years now. My stories in that universe include both serious and comedy. My favorite character groups are Luke and Vader (their father/son relationship) and Anakin/Obi-Wan (their friendship). I've also written a SW horror story! For the Harry Potter universe my stories generally involve the Malfoys (Draco, Lucius and often Narcissa) as well as Harry and Hermoine. Some are general friendship fics (like "Symbiosis") but I also have Draco/Hermoine ones as well. So if you like stories where Lucius has a large part or about the friendship between Harry & Hermoine, do check them out. I have more stories planned! Future projects will include: Another comedy staring Anakin & Obi-Wan A few suspense Luke Vader stories Another Draco/Hermoine romance An epic HP story... Plus a few other creative ideas I have... The fanfictions I've written before tend to be quite creative, ranging from comedy to epic fantasy to horror, so you may never know what you'll find in one of my fics! Don't be surprised if some are a bit zany. Oh, and dont blame me if you spew coffee on your computer moniter: it has happened before. I also love to write crossovers! I still love Xena: WP, Hercules TLJ and Young Hercules, but I want to play in the Star Wars galaxy for awhile - but dont be surprised if the Olympians drop in for a visit AND to create problems! LOL My fav Star Wars novel is Rogue Planet. For the original characters (Yes, I saw them in the theatre as a kid! ROTJ is the best!) my fav novel is ... Splinter of the Mind's Eye, I guess. I laughed at Darksaber and the New Jedi Order series rocks! If anyone wants to chat Star Wars or Harry Potter stuff on email with me, please go ahead! Hope you like my stories. I thought I'd add a list of my favorite things here. Movies: Star Wars 1 to 6, Harry Potter 1 to 3, Moulin Rouge, The Fifth Element, Breakin', Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lion King, The Lost Boys, Back to the Future trilogy, Beastmaster, Conan the Destroyer, Dinotopia, EarthSea, The Dark Crystal, the old MGM King and I, The Black Stallion, The Black Stallion Returns, A Knight's Tale, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Jurassic Park 1 and 3, Ginger Snaps, The Little Mermaid, Men in Black, Star Trek 2 to 6, Beatlejuice, Clan of the Cave Bear, Horatio Hornblower series, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Little Vampire, Clash of the Titans.. Music: John Williams, Joseph LoDuca, movie soundtracks, John Huling, Disney (as in Lion King, etc), Airo, Pirates of the Caribbean cds, some musc from the 1980's... Anime: Kyo Kara Moah, Full Metal Panic: Fumofu, the original Voltron (lions), RoboTech (Macross & New Generation)... Animals: Cats, big cats, horses, dragons, unicorns TV Series: Young Hercules (I'm still waiting for it to be released on DVD), Xena, Hercules, Goosebumps, V the Original Miniseries, the original Star Trek... I don't watch very much TV; just mainly dvds. | |||||||||
1. I'm Sorry, Master » reviewsA funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,612 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 10-27-04 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.2. Secret of the Sith » reviewsSet during Episode III. The Sith are powerful vampires and the Jedi Order has lost the secret of slaying them. Anakin becomes one to save Padme's life. What will the Jedi do? Anakin-PadmeStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 1-26-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.3. Torture Times Three » reviewsLuke tries to resist the Dark Side, save Darth Vader, defeat Palpatine and figure out a very tricky puzzle. Now a Luke Vader story! AU ROTJ throne room story that involves logic puzzles and how anger is bad for you. COMPLETE!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete4. Scrat Strikes Again! reviewsScrat the Saber-tooth Squirel from ICE AGE is driving poor James Norrington mad. Then Elizabeth arrives. Can James rescue both from the creepy Flying Dutchman? James-Elizabeth. Set during AWE. A complete funny story.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-09 - James N. & Elizabeth S. - Complete5. A Business Opportunity » reviewsWill Turner learns how to improve his blacksmithing business thanks to Jack Sparrow. He also discovers a new metalworking technique! Will-Elizabeth. Now COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-30-09 - Published: 12-15-08 - Will T. & Jack S. - Complete6. Wish Upon a Droid » reviewsLuke is 8 years old and wishes he'd know his father. Then his wish is granted by Aphrodite. Vader gets the oppurtunity to know his son and get Padme back. Crossover with Hercules & Xena. Ani is a son of Zeus in this story.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,523 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 7-2-05 - Darth V. & Luke S.7. Free Today! » reviewsLuke Skywalker learns the hard way about computer safty on the Intergalactic Web. Darth Vader educates his son. Another short Luke Vader story. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete8. Cereal Wars reviewsDarth Vader sends Luke to the supermarket to buy some cereal. Chaos is the result! A short funny story with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Prince Xizor. Humor Parody. Complete!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-31-08 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete9. Evil Scumbags reviewsLuke Skywalker scares himself silly one night on Coruscant due to Vader's words and his over-active imagination. A short funny story with Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader and Palpatine. Humor Parody. Complete!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-08 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete10. Dreaming of a Black Christmas reviewsA heartwarming Luke Vader story where Luke worries what to get his father for Yuletide. Han offers him some mysterious black egglike objects. What are they really and are they safe? Drama, mystery, humor.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-23-08 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete11. Breaking News reviewsMike and Martin witness the birth of Mount Wilshire. A crossover with "Volcano" to show how crazy Donovan is for news. Humor.V - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete12. Just One Scrat reviewsScrat the Sabertooth Squirrel is aboard the Flying Dutchman! The sequel to "101 Felines". Crossover with ICE AGE. Humor ParodyPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-08 - Davy Jones - Complete13. What Tangled Webs reviewsPost AWE. Elizabeth goes to the Locker to rescue James and Will searches for a way to make his wife immortal. Includes Greek mythology and a few characters from Horatio Hornblower. Norribeth, some Will/Elizabeth. Adventure, monsters, humor.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-08 - Elizabeth S. & James N.14. Duty reviewsA rewrite of the scene from AWE with James and Elizabeth aboard the Flying Dutchman. Can she convince James to leave with her on the Empress? Norribeth oneshot. Complete.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-19-08 - Elizabeth S. & James N. - Complete15. Exploding Muffins! reviewsA story in poem format where Pintel and Ragetti escape from the cell at Fort Charles using bakery. Oneshot. Complete.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-6-08 - Pintel & Ragetti - Complete16. Enemy Vessels » reviewsA unique Luke Vader story that involves Japanese Monsters. Whenever Luke gets near a radar screen he makes giant monsters! What will Vader do? Gamera and Godzilla! Very funny! kaijuStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 11-19-05 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete17. Moon Madness » reviewsA crazy story where Elizabeth wishes for adventure and is chased around Port Royal by a lovesick werewolf! WillElizabeth. Some JamesElizabeth Ch 3 now added!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 8-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T.18. 101 Felines reviewsPoor Davy Jones! Jack has tricked him into taking 101 cats instead of 100 souls. See what happens when the Dutchman is filled with cats! Humor. Complete. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-08 - Davy Jones - Complete19. Half Baked reviewsPeace is declared. To promote it, the Great Leader holds a cake baking contest. The contestants: Diana, Lydia, Charles, Steven and Willie. Who will win? A funny slapstick comedy! Oneshot. Complete.V - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-08 - Complete20. Silly Boys reviewsHermione carries a message for Dumbledore to the Owlry during a winter storm and finds a surprise. A funny story in poetry format. Complete. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-08 - Hermione G. - Complete21. Life With a Lizard reviewsAU. Robin is worried about her Visitor Husband's behavior and has conveniently forgotten what he really is - a lizard. Can she accept the truth or is he a monster due to his green skin? Robin/Brian. Oneshot. Complete.V - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,429 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete22. Pranks » reviewsAnakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 51 - Words: 89,051 - Reviews: 805 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 5-7-04 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.23. A Canopy of Green » reviewsJames and Elizabeth go on a picnic beyond Port Royal and run into trouble. Includes elements of a Regency Romance. Man vs Nature. This is the sequel to A Moment's Weakness.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,298 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 8-25-07 - James N. & Elizabeth S.24. Eternity reviewsA vampire JamesElizabeth story with a twist ending, set during their wedding. Rated PG13 for some smooching. Norribeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-07 - Elizabeth S. & James N. - Complete25. The Metal Sparrow reviewsA weird crossover between POTC and Star Wars. Jack finds the droid R2D2 and uses it to get out of trouble with Beckett. Humor. Oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-07 - Jack S. - Complete26. Uglier Than You reviewsHan enter's a costume contest Palpatine is holding in order to win money, but will he win the prize? A oneshot story about greed. Complete. Humor.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-07 - Han S. & E. Palpatine - Complete27. Candy Collecting reviewsLuke wants to go Trick or Treating with Vader. Vader, however, isn't very crazy about the idea. Humor. Oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-28-07 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete28. Sailor Boy reviewsJames and Elizabeth talk of the future and the missing Will Turner. Oneshot. ElizabethJamesPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & James N. - Complete29. A Moment's Weakness reviewsJames writes Elizabeth and love letter but is undecided if he should send it or not. What happens when it's picked up with the outgoing mail? ElizabethJamesPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-07 - James N. & Elizabeth S. - Complete30. A Marriage Interrupted reviewsSet at the beginnong of DMC. Elizabeth is thinking in the rain when someone unexpected appears. ElizabethJames oneshotPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-25-07 - Elizabeth S. & James N. - Complete31. Wedding Jitters reviewsHarry worries while he attends Fluer and Bill's wedding. A story I wrote in autumn 2006.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-07 - Harry P. - Complete32. Better Than Owls reviewsDraco spots the Headmaster's phoenix in Diagon Alley and thinks it would be a better pet than an ordinary owl. What will his father do? A short oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-07 - Draco M. & Lucius M. - Complete33. The Emperor of Slytherin » reviewsThere's a new student at Hogwarts and it's Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars! Will Draco be able to keep Slytherin House under his control? Will Palpy be able to fly a broom or brew a potion? This is a comedy! Lord Vader has now arrived at Hogwarts!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,072 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 5-13-05 - Draco M. & Harry P.34. My Ferret and I » reviewsDraco 'ruins' Hermione's reputation by seeing her in her underclothing while a ferret and is forced to marry her. Modern day Regency romance. DMHGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,135 - Reviews: 389 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 12-18-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M.35. Evil R Us reviewsLuke, Vader and Palpatine attend a Dark Lords meeting at the Riddle House. Includes Voldemort and Lucius. Funny oneshot with Harry Potter.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-2-06 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete36. Penpals » reviewsLuke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,918 - Reviews: 623 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 4-13-04 - Darth V. & Luke S.37. Sparks reviewsPalpatine tells Luke the story of how he invented Sith Lightning while Vader watches. Story includes funny twist. AU of ROTJ throne room scene. OneShotStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-27-05 - Luke S. & E. Palpatine - Complete38. Bloodmarrow » reviewsSet during Ep 4, Luke is attacked by an animal and ends up needing a bone marrow transplant due to a rare disease. Vader is the donor. ObiWan also has caught the disease! Can Vader save both of them?A response to the 'ER Challenge' on the Luke Vader WriteStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,847 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 12-3-05 - Luke S. & Darth V.39. Dazed and Dumbfounded » reviewsDraco wants to marry Hermoine, but someone has to marry Pansy due to a contract. Lucius decides Harry is perfect for the job. Then an old photo turns up and reveals a missing child. Can Harry solve it before he's forced to marry Parkinson? Humor, Romance,Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,166 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 6-18-05 - Draco M. & Hermione G.40. Restricted! Top Secret! reviewsLuke has an embarrassing secret and Vader finds out! Very short story with a surprise ending.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-16-05 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete41. Wet Wookie reviewsLuke buys some air fresheners from Lando and one accidentily gets stuck to the back of Vader's helmet! Chaoes breaks out! Very funny!Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-16-05 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete42. Symbiosis » reviewsDumbledore tells Lucius he is Harry's new Godfather. Harry, Hermoine, Draco and Lucius all manage to get along while still being in character. A unique story about friendship, changing for the better and learning from one's mistakes. Read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,452 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 5-13-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.43. The Most Powerful Sorcerer in the World reviewsVoldemort has a nightmare after eating. His dream involves the cemetary scene from GOF and the cursed Aztec gold from Pirates of the Caribbean. Funny oneshot. Only Potter characters.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-23-05 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete44. Thankful reviewsA Thanksgiving story with Luke and Vader as Anakin after ROTJ.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-23-05 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete45. A Conversation With Vader » reviewsA crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,660 - Reviews: 448 - Updated: 11-16-05 - Published: 4-1-04 - Darth V. & Han S.46. The Forest reviewsDraco discovers that Harry, Ron and Hermoine sneak into the Dark Forest every night and follows them. What will he learn? DracoHermoine fic for Halloween! COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-29-05 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete47. Palpatine's Melon reviewsPalpatine asks Han to get him a melon but the Sith Master is being greedy. Then Luke and Vader get involved. A short funny fic for Independence Day.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-3-05 - E. Palpatine & Han S. - Complete48. Time Well Spent reviewsLuke buys a time machine and asks Vader to help him assemble it. Another short Luke Vader story in the same style as The Perfect Gift and Gone Fishing.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-18-05 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete49. What! reviewsA crazy conversation between Ares and Gabrielle. Ares thinks he owns her soul and she disagrees.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-05 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete50. The Great Grill Off! reviewsLuke and Vader enter a barbeque contest! Story also features Han and Palpatine. Zany crazy summer fun!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-1-05 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete51. Gone Fishing reviewsLuke and Vader go fishing! A short, funny story. COMPLETE!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-27-05 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete52. The Perfect Gift reviewsLuke Skywalker searches for the perfect Father's Day gift to give Darth Vader. A light, warm-hearted story. COMPLETE.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-24-05 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete53. A Blast From the Ancient Past reviewsHarry and Voldemort are having a fight when a blonde woman wonders into the midst of the battle leading a horse. Who is she? Comedy. Crossover with Xena: Warrior Princess. For my Xena fans this is ARESGABRIELLEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-05 - Voldemort & Lucius M.54. Trust reviewsLucius Malfoy's thoughts on his way to Azkaban. May be AU as in this story he's really a secret agent for the Order of the Phoenix.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-05 - Lucius M. - Complete55. In My Heart reviewsDraco's thoughts on several things, including if he wishes to follow his Father and become a Death Eater.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-05 - Draco M. - Complete56. Catastrophe reviewsHave you ever tried to pill a cat? Harry may be a great wizard, but he soons discovers that pilling a cat is much harder than defeating Dementors or killing giant snakes! All the characters get involved, too.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-13-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete57. Masquerade reviewsThe Rebel Alliance is holding their Annual Halloween Masquerade and Darth Vader decides to attend. Another Luke Vader story.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-27-04 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete58. The Torment of Tantalus » reviewsThe Rebels are mysteriously summoned to a Sith Temple where strange forces are at work. Will they get out alive? Luke Vader Halloween story. Obviously this is AU.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-25-04 - Published: 10-13-04 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete59. Trick Or Treat reviewsLuke and Darth Vader go trickandtreating! The odd but funny result of staying up too late doing a virus scan...Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-21-04 - Darth V. & Luke S. - Complete60. A Unified Front reviewsAU. In Episode 3 Anakin And ObiWan fight. Can Obi save Ani from the Dark Side?Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-30-04 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete61. Fortune Cookies reviewsAresGabrielle Ares tries to lead Gabrielle to him with furtune cookies! Yes I'm back with a new AG fic!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-04 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete62. Surrender reviewsAU. ObiWan contemplates his fall to the Dark Side. Short viginette. A companion piece to Breaking the Rules.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-04 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S. - Complete63. My Master reviewsAU Vader contemplates his Master. Short viginette. A sort of companion piece to Breaking the RulesStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-04 - Darth V. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete64. Breaking the Rules reviewsAU Luke goes with Ben to turn off the tractor beam on Death Star during A New Hope. Vader is in this story, too.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-27-04 - Luke S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete65. A Jedi in King Jason's Courtyard reviewsXena and Gabrielle find ObiWan's Jedi Starfighter and guess what it is. For SW fans, this is Cannon NON AU.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-4-04 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete66. SubZero » reviewsA serious LukeVader story where they are trapped on a dangerous, hostile mountain. Man vs nature If you like Penpals you'll like this.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-4-04 - Published: 5-3-04 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete67. Coruscant Clearinghouse Sweepstakes » reviewsCRAZY ZANY FUN! Luke is being held on the Death Star, someone is trying to kill Palpatine, everyone does STUPID STUFF! OK, Vader acts normal. Maybe its a little weird but in a funny crazy wayStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 3-31-04 - Luke S. & E. Palpatine68. Some Serious Misery » reviewsTHE CRONOS STONE: Will Autolycus goof up Palpatine's plan to be Emperor and prevent Anakin from becoming Vader? crossover ficStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,626 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-7-04 - Published: 5-21-01 - Han S. & Luke S.69. Sith Pies reviewsA short, silly little story where Darth Vader and ObiWan volunteer to watch the pies Leia just baked.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-6-04 - Darth V. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete70. A Hairy Situation » reviewsFirst story in a new series. A strange woman creates a hairy problem for Catherine and Elliot. Can Vincent solve it? CV Increased fantasy content! RR Crossover ficBeauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 12-1-02 - Complete71. Mother Knows Best » reviewsHera decides Ares should date Gabrielle, but Xena doesn't like it at all! Ares/Gabrielle fic.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,814 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-4-02 - Published: 10-19-0272. RollerGods reviewsAphrodite is forced to help her husband, Hephaestus, test his new invention. But who will wear the strange boots with wheels on the bottom? Comedy!Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-29-02 - Complete73. In The Light Of The Full Moon » reviewscomplete Ares, Xena and Gabrielle on the Farm ... with WEREWOLVES! How will Ares solve the werewolf problem? AresGabrielle story! RR!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-30-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete74. Dream Lover » reviewscomplete A PreXena Gabrielle dreams of a handsome man and a moon driping blood. Little does she know its the God of War and he needs a blood sacrifice! AresGabrielle RR!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-30-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete75. A Xena Murder Mystery » reviewscomplete Xena and Gabrielle are invited to a Halloween party at Dite's Temple, but an Evil Spirit is KILLING the guests! Spooky story! AresGabrielle Please read ENTIRE story! Character death!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-02 - Gabrielle & Xena - Complete76. Jason XI How Herc Sent Jason to Tartarus reviewsCrossover fic. Jason Voorhees terrorizes Mount Olympus. NOT bloody! This is a COMEDY!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-24-02 - Hercules & Joxer - Complete77. Walker Wars reviewsZeus turns Ares, Herc and Iolaus into old men as a punishment. But old habits are hard to break and a fight breaks out! RR very funny!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-02 - Ares & Hercules - Complete78. Jelly Beans, Chocolate Eggs and Ares, OH My! reviewsHerc, Jason and Iolaus have a very crazy Easter thanks to Ares! RR please.Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-30-02 - Complete79. Jarbo 2: The Mutation » reviewsGabrielle opens a restaurant but has rodent problems, until Ares finds a unique solution! A bit weird but funny! AG fic JARBO 3 NOW ADDED! UPDATED!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-29-02 - Published: 3-14-02 - Ares & Gabrielle80. Point of View » reviewsAres/Gabrielle fic. Gabrielle accepts Ares offer of a job. Written in First Person. CHAPTER 2 NOW UP!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-02 - Published: 3-12-0281. One of Those Father Son Things reviewsSequel to Final Days of YH. Zeus feels bad about what happened, so he takes Hercules on a vacation, but things wont go smoothly!Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-22-0282. Lost » reviews(LOST BOYS/Young Hercules crossover) The vampires find themselves lost in Ancient Greece with a whole new set of problems. Can they get back home? R/RMisc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-22-0283. Yuletide Night reviewsA Xena version of the famous Christmas poem! Mainly is AG.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete84. Kill the Peanuts! reviewsHephy invents packing peanuts, which causes MAJOR problems for Ares, Gabrielle and Xena! A funny story for ALL xena fans! No couple in here.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-21-02 - Ares & Xena - Complete85. Sleigh Ride reviewsGuess who's filling in for Santa? My last Christmas story to upload! AG romance.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete86. Spring Fever reviewsHercules has Spring Fever and Ares has the PERFECT cure!Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-21-02 - Complete87. Writer's Block » reviewsGabrielle can't write another word until she kisses Ares in Love's Temple and walk's his dog thanks to a curse! COMPLETE!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-14-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete88. Godzilla Vs Hercules » reviewsA funny story involving all the XenaHerc characters and those old Japanese monsters! Will update with more parts!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-02 - Hercules & Xena - Complete89. Dont Be A Scrooge reviewsIolaus chases a cooked bird! Comedy. A holiday fic.Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-02 - Complete90. Cabin Fever reviewsA Christmas story. Ares, Gabby and Xena stuck on the Farm during a blizzard. AG fic.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-02 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete91. War of the Frying Pan reviewsAres and Hercules fight for an auction item. Very funny! Set in modern days.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-12-02 - Ares & Hercules - Complete92. Horse Shoes For Sale! reviewsThe Academy holds a Fund Raiser and things get funny when Herc sells his old boots! Comedy!Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-02 - Complete93. Winter Rumble reviewsHerc and Iolaus have fun in the snow until Ares gets involved!Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-02 - Complete94. Ants At The Dance reviewsA totally CRAZY YH fic! No real plot. Ares, Strife Discord show up at a school dance!Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-02 - Complete95. Final Days of Young Hercules reviewsHercules receives a cursed hat which leads to shocking revelations. A long fic! COMPLETE!Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-12-02 - Complete96. Dragon Chronicles: Dragons of Despair » reviewsAresGabrielle. Epic high fantasy. This series explains how Gabrielle survived falling into the lava hole at the end of Season 3. It continues the Dahok storyline. A MUST READ!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,560 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-9-01 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete97. When Death Rears its Ugly Head » reviewsGabrielle's life is threatened by the results of a bloody war. Can Ares save her? RRXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-9-01 - Published: 5-27-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete98. The Problem with Lupes reviewsGabrielle writes about Ares and his dog. Comedy.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-9-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete99. An Old Friend » reviewsA mysterious stranger watches as Maggog invade the Starship Andromeda in the Season Finale. My first Andromeda fic. Sorry if any names are spelled wrongAndromeda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 6-7-01 - Published: 5-21-01100. Meltdown at Vierna Four » reviewsMysterious problems begin to plague the U.S.S. Enterprise when it visits Vierna Four on a mission. Please R/R and let me know if anyone wants more. This is an old story I wrote in 1995.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-30-01 - Published: 5-23-01101. Dark Terrors: Descent into Darkness » reviewsHercules must solve an underground mystery while dealing with Jason's addiction to a newly discovered berry. Can he solve both problems?Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-27-01 - Published: 5-25-01 - Complete102. Ares A La Mode reviewsThis is a rewrite of the Sixth Season cannibal episode. Ares tries to save Gabrielle from the cannibals but things don't go as he planned. Rated PG13 because the cannibals want to cook them. A bit weird.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete103. Full Moon reviewsXena, Gabrielle and Ares all have different viewpoints about the moon. A bit funny. Very short fic. AGXena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-21-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete104. Alone reviewsAres is alone and depressed after loosing his Godhood when he saved Gabby, Eve, Xena. A short emotional fic. This, like my other stories, is AG.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-01 - Ares - Complete105. Happy Birthday, FantasyLoves! reviewsThis short story revolves around friendship. It's Ares/Gabrielle and I wrote it for a friend's birthday. It's very short and sweet. Please R/R.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-01106. Balance reviewsArtemis sends the cadets on a quest to a foreign country to find something for her.Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-01 - Complete107. The Spirit of Skittles reviewsA mysterious entity visits the U.S.S. Enterprise. A short funny story.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-3-01 - Kirk, J. - Complete108. A Pain in the Neck reviewsThe entire XenaHercules gang are vampires. This is a funny story and not scary at all. Includes Xena, Gabrielle, Herc, Iolaus, Ares, Joxer and Auto.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete109. Jarbo reviewsAphrodite asks Gabrielle for help with a problem at her temple. Very funny!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete110. Homage to the War Dude reviewsAres and Gabrielle meet Bill and Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Crossover. Very funny! I'm an AresGabrielle shipper, so be warned! If you don't like Ares and Gabrielle together, then don't read.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete111. Party on Olympus reviewsAres needs a date so he calls in a favor from Gabrielle. This is part Romance, part Humor, part Adventure. It's lots of stuff all rolled together! Please review my stories as I live on feedback!Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete112. Unicorn Hunt reviewsAresGabrielle. Hera sends Ares on a quest to prove true love.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete113. Soulmates reviewsAresGabrielle. This was my first AG story. In it, Ares rescues Gabrielle from the circle of fire from the 6th Season Xena episode with the Norse Gods and the Grendal. Please remember this was my first story.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete114. A Feather for Gabrielle reviewsAresGabrielle. Gabrielle helps Ares with a unique problem after he kidnaps her. Hercules, Xena and Iolaus also have large parts. This story is a mix of humor and very light romance.Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-3-01 - Ares & Gabrielle - Complete115. Strange Days reviewsHercules gets saved by the most unlikely person: Ares. What's up?Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-2-01 - Complete116. The Colors of Spring reviewsIolaus searches for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!Young Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-01 - Complete117. Trapped! reviewsA Buffy tVS and Young Hercules crossover. Something is trying to kill the cadets at the Academy and it's NOT one of the Gods! A few parts are kind of scary, so be warned! No blood or gore though. Just plain WEIRD stuff!Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-01 - Complete
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