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since: 02-26-04, id: 545989
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Movie X-overs, Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
! Please review if you read any of my stories! I love every Johnny Depp character known to man! I LOVE Johnny Depp! Haha I'm insane mwa hahahahaha! Ok, well...I'm bored so I'm gonna write quotes.

"No.Not good.You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM." Jack Sparrow

"MONKEY!" Jack (sexay man)

"But why is the RUM gone??" Sexay pirate (Jack)

"Easy on the goods, darlin'" Jack! ( YUM)

"Funny ol' world, innit?" Jackie loves apples! lol

"Where is Dear William?" Jack (sexay accent!)

"I used to look up to you, but uh..now I can't look at you at all." Sam from Benny and Joon (awww)

"I knew it was Jim's house." Eddie Scissorhands! ( It's sad that that is like his longest line in the movie..but he sounds so sexy when he says it!)

"Do you know what love is?" Don Juan Demarco

"Love is a very splendoured thing. Love LIFTS us up where we belong. All you need is love." Christian from Moulin Rouge.

"Green.Oooh." Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park

"This is the wonderful room service Chicken Fricasse. TAKE IT BACK!" Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park.

" I was lightheaded, then sleepy." Tidus from FF10

"VIOLENT VIOLENT VIOLENT!" My best friend, Kailee.

"WaRRRRRR!" Kailee

"You are eternally gay." Insane one (Kailee)

"Jack is even more sexay when he is being romantic" ME!

" He's got a HUGE talent!" Toulouse from Moulin Rouge

"Does that INSPIRE you?" Satine from Moulin Rouge

"There's some SHAKING! Oh, Riki Tiki Tiki!" Christian from Moulin Rouge

"Human hair. From my back." Lovely Jack!

"That's so NIFTY 50!" ME!

"Dude, like totally, DUDE!" ME again!

"Sir, we didn't do anything WRONG!" Frank Hopkins from Hidalgo

"Mr.Jiggyfly, I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!" From some Geico commercial im watching.

"What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? D-i-v-o-r-c-e! Di-vorce!" Mort from Secret Window

" Braces. Trying to straighten things out." Mort from Secret Window

" Chico...Dont be discouraged!" Mort from Secret Window (singing lol)

"Smoking is BAD!" ME!

"Cornish Pixies?" Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter

"Now,Now Draco, Play nicely." Lucius Malfoy from HP

"Why couldn't it have been 'Follow the butterflies'?" Ron Weasley from HP

"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood!" Draco Malfoy from HP

"Oh look! Potter's got himself a girlfriend!" Draco from HP

"You tell those spiders, Ron" Harry Potter

Please read the stories by elfobsession2931. She is my friend and she wants some REVIEWS, BABY! lol. Thanks much, loves! Hope you like me story!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is finally finished. I'm going to make another story, no doubt. If anyone has any ideas for a new POTC story email me a LinkinParkChick2008@fuse.net. THANK YA!

Well, this site has deleted CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow so I guess it doesn't matter that it's finished. But please review my new POTC story!! 
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1. Nothing is Perfect
Draco Malfoy, sex god of Slytherin in 6th year. Lenne Chambers, delicate but deadly Slytherin 6th year. How would they keep a friendship strong through all the heartache of the Malfoys, Voldemort's power over Draco, and Lenne's family oath? Will their lov
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-14-06 - Published: 1-14-06
2. The Only Thing He Didn't Know » reviews
Jack has been hired to kill the captain of a fully female crew. What if he fell in love with the woman he was hired to kill?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-10-05 - Published: 8-4-04
3. Envy of a Jealous Heart » reviews
Ron loves Hermione, but Hermione loves....someone else. Jealousy takes over and Ron struggles to gain the love of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,095 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 6-9-04
4. Harry Potter meets POTC meets Moulin Rouge » reviews
Toulouse is at it again! Spectacular Spectacular is back after the last success. This year, though, Satine has requested reinforcements( No, in this story she is NOT dead)
Movie X-overs - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-28-04 - Published: 6-7-04
5. A Little Emotion After All reviews
This is my RHr one-shot I wrote for inspiration for my OTHER story, Envy of a Jealous Heart. Hermione and Ron are in a fight, but when emotion comes up in the argument, Hermione proves she has emotion. R&R!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 6-25-04
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