| wallyflower |
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock Holmes. In real life I'm a twenty two year old medical student struggling to get by. I like mystery stories--the more British and the more Golden Age, the better--with plenty plenty plenty of plot and a modicum of character development. I also have little to no interest in the opposite sex, most of the time. When I'm writing fanfiction, however, I seem to turn into a goopy romance writer incapable of writing anything but maudlin, introspective, plotless love stories of the she'll-never-love-me-back kind, and the ones that always figure in these romances are Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. I don't want to apologize for this (much) because it's the kind of writing that picks me up after a long day, and lets me channel all the frustrations and humiliations into a not-so-harmful outlet. When I'm not writing SSHG or studying, I think up small ficlets for Hey Arnold!, Sherlock Holmes, Mary Russell, Ouran High School Host Club, Howl's Moving Castle, and Peter Pan. Occasionally I even write some of them down. I also spend unhealthy amounts of time watching Doctor Who and the Big Bang Theory, designing Doctor Who-centric t-shirts, and rereading Terry Pratchett, Dorothy L Sayers, Rex Stout, PD James, Colin Dexter, Evelyn Waugh, GK Chesterton and Diana Wynne Jones (RIP). My favorite book is Brideshead Revisited, which fact I will tell anyone with ears to listen. In case you're interested, the stories on this page will not be abandoned. I'm writing slowly, but constantly. If you're curious about what stories I'm working on, send me a PM or drop me a review. This profile was formerly "Meriadoc / Celithrathien"'s. I changed my name because I got sick of a username that was the result of a quick online "What is your elvish name?" quiz. Wallyflower is more like me--shy and desperately trying to be funny. | |||||
1. Absolutely Elsewhere » reviewsOver the course of a week, Hermione Granger is suspected of murder and Unspeakable Snape solves a small mystery. Written for the SSHG exchange.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-5-12 - Published: 12-18-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G.2. Miss Stewart Disposes » reviewsThe temporary flying instructor observes Professors Granger and Snape. The first of two parts.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 10-2-11 - Published: 8-5-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete3. Still Those Little Things Remain reviewsWhen Severus Snape comes to St Mungo's under a coma, a healer thinks her only responsibility is to inform his relatives of his inevitable death. Things get complicated when the healer finds out that he'd previously been married to a former student.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 9-15-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete4. Interlude reviewsA morose Snape restlessly wanders Grimmauld Place and avoids an invalid Hermione. SSHG.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G.5. Tread Softly » reviewsTwo years after the defeat of Voldemort and in a wizarding world ruled by fear of escaped Death-eaters, Professor Snape finds Hermione Granger on his doorstep and finds himself caught up in another kind of war altogether. Compliant up to HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-25-11 - Published: 2-22-11 - Severus S. & Hermione G.6. In the Garden reviewsTwo professors, a conversation and the prospect of happiness. Implied SSHG.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-19-10 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete7. The Silver Doe reviewsSnapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 92 - Published: 10-29-09 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete8. Perdition » reviewsA teacher's dilemma. A drama in three parts. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 6-16-06 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete9. A Letter, Unread reviewsA letter, uncharacteristically messy and abruptly ended, from the aftermath of a proposal.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-5-09 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete10. Strong Poison » reviewsSeverus Snape knows there is only one way to make his new wife happy. Formerly Yours and Yours and Yours. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,042 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 10-2-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S.11. The Curse reviewsSeverus Snape in the aftermath of a curse. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-28-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete12. Carrefour reviewsSeverus Snape has a debt to pay. A story in two parts. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-1-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G.13. All the Million Hours reviewsGoing up to her flat, he takes the stairs two at a time. NonDH compliant. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-24-07 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete14. How the Ghost of You Clings reviewsThe aftermath of an apprentice's departure. SSHGHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 5-8-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete15. When You Come Back Down » reviewsDuring an ordinary Sorting, a certain professor looks into the ordinary brown eyes of an ordinary girl, and remembers an extraordinary woman. A classroom romance.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 2-14-04 - Published: 12-10-03 - Hermione G. & Severus S.16. Preludes and Nocturnes reviewsSherlock Holmes comes to a decision about his apprentice-no-longer. A Mary Russell story, set before MREG.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-7-03 - Complete17. And Miles to Go Before I Sleep reviewsEveryone needs salvation. When night falls and the Death-Eater returns to his dungeons, he finds his student waiting to bind his wounds. A classroom romance.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 6-29-03 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete18. Welcome Distractions reviewsSet in BEEK: Russell is leaving for Oxford, and fears that she will not have Holmes to come home to.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-26-03 - Complete19. Learning to Breathe reviewsAt the sudden disappearance of one Severus Snape, a certain student finds it difficult to breathe. A classroom romance.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-8-03 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete20. A Way With Words » reviewsWhen Pansy Parkinson pushes Hermione Granger into the Hogwarts lake, the most unexpected things begin to happen. A sixth year Harry/Hermione/Draco story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-15-01 - Hermione G.21. Danse Macabre reviewsAutobiographical, Land-locked fic about Harry Potter's early demise, from Hermione Granger's point of view. Harry lies in the Hogwarts Hospital Wing after the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione goes to her best friend to be with him one last time.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 6-13-01 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete