FIRST:

Put simply, I read and adore Ranma, Gundam Wing, X-men, & Daria fanfics, amongst a bunch of others.. (Thanks for having me. grin)

SECOND:

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

THIRD:

Four people walk down the street. Three of them walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

If you get it, put it in your profile and add your name to the list! Ranpuryu, Chris Shadowmoon, BlazeStryker

FOURTH:

And now, the following, sent me when I dared complain about rampant abuse showered on people by a complete jerk. I quote (the original in is my E-mail if the Mods need confirmation):

You have received a reply from the author, spongemonkey nuff, regarding the review you posted for:

Title: kim possibles sexual disires
Chapter: 1
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2873533/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/974064/
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dear blazing donkeyfucker,

it has come to my attention that you seem to think im am a fun loving christian or a priest not im not that the story was meant to tell those assholes to take anime and cartoon pornography to the max like making blowup dolls look like daisy duck having fantasies is ok but putting them out there where everyone can see is just asking for someone to say somthing its not a religion or a race so im entitled to tell them that that is pretty sick im ok with it as long as they dont put it out there where i can see it and dont worry i just put that up there because i wanted to see what kind of assholes read this shit

sincerly from,
the guy who just destroyed your car (go ahead look)

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I put it simply, and I put it to you all: I wanted his head! I thank the Mods for promptly kicking him and folks like him, upon discovery, to the #ing curb. Seriously. Thanks. (I only leave the incident here as warning, these days.)

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