| Soulless Warlock |
Author has written 52 stories for Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, General Hospital, As the World Turns, Harry Potter, Days of Our Lives, Golden Girls, Glee, Bold and the Beautiful, X-overs, Cartoon X-overs, and Deadpool. After doing a little soul searching, a fact that's a little ironic since I don't have a soul, I decided that life on this website was more fun when I had nothing but fun. I decided that I'm going to have fun even it kills me. And you're all going to enjoy it too. Signed If you ever feel like giving me your opinions, but don't feel like reviewing, please feel free to drop a comment in the private message box. 00000000000 I took the House Sorting Questionnaire: 000000000 Check out my deviant art account: Check out my profile on TV Tropes and Idioms: Check out Jack Harmon's Profile on the Glee Fanon Wiki: 00000000 On a more incredible note, I have just finished playing a spirited game of Heavy Rain, one of the best video games I have ever come across in over 15 years of playing video games. Words fail to describe how incredible this game is, but I'm going to try anyway. It's, like, if the three minutes of badass Deadpool in X-Men: Origins made love to 24 season five while at a party with Bruce Lee, who was killing a shark during Kit Carson Week on Animal Planet. This game would be the end result. Now that I'm sure I've sufficiently disgusting the readers of this little review, go out and buy it so that you may enjoy the veritable geek-gasam that is Heavy Rain! 0000000 I've recently recieved word that my fanfic, The Winner Takes It All, was selected by Key of Glee's fanfic of the week. Grant it, it was selected the week the season two premire aired and I just found out about in January, but it's still the first time something like this has happened to me. | |||||||
1. Summertime Songs » reviewsSequel to CH Presents: The Producers. With a rousing cheer of "together, wherever we go", Danny and the gang embark on a summer of romance, music, Disney rejects, and a giant robot. Completed at long last with deleted and alternate scenes.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 10-4-08 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete2. Sing a Little More » reviewsSequel to Sing a Little Scene for Me. A wise blue man once said "Nothing ever ends" and that goes the same as music. Join the gleeks, the OCs, their family, friends and enemies in another celebration of music. Various pairings both canon and fanon.Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-21-13 - Published: 11-20-12 - New Directions3. Happy---You Know What We MeanSam and Ryder try to give the traditional New Directions holiday greetings, but a certain dapper gentleman seems intent on ruining it. Lovingly ripped-off from the RvB PSA of the same name. Read and review please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Published: 12-25-12 - Sam E. & Blaine A. - Complete4. Indigestion reviewsA loving Glee version of the RvB PSA, Indigestion 2004. A misunderstanding about a website allows the kids discuss the best part about Thanksgiving: The turkey...or any variation on the legendary fowl. R&R please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-12 - Puck & Santana L. - Complete5. PACK » reviewsHarmonVerse! What happens when Jack's father asks Puck's mother out on a date? Well, a lot of things can happen and this series covers just about all of the things could in the life of the PACK family. R&R please.Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,739 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-16-12 - Published: 12-12-10 - Puck6. Higgs Bozos reviewsHarmonVerse! Rachel, Finn, Artie, Brittany and Jack film a new PSA on a topic that is making the science world's lips wet. Lovingly ripped off from the RvB PSA of the name. Features Awesome!Brittany, FinnAbuse, IndifferentRachel, StunnedArtie, and ViolentJack, so what's not to love? Read and Review please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-12 - Rachel B. & Brittany P. - Complete7. See It My Way » reviewsCanon HarmonVerse! My OC, Jack Harmon, begins season one in the ill-fated production of Cabaret until a tiny diva opens his eyes to the world of Glee.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-15-12 - Published: 1-15-118. Fathers and Sons reviewsBurt makes a visit to the office of George Anderson, Blaine's father, and opens a brand new door for a father and son. Not really a Blurt story, but Burt is helping Blaine out in a way. References plot points in all three seasons.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-12 - Burt H. & Blaine A. - Complete9. Christmas Eve on Crossover Street » reviewsBased on the classic Sesame Street special. Broadway and Susie are desperate to learn how Santa is able to get down the chimmney when he's so fat while Edd and Eddy search for the perfect gift and Caboose tries to tell Santa how much he wants cookies.Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 12-3-11 - Complete10. Sing a Little Scene for Me » reviewsEverybody has a song to sing...So, step on in and hear them sing it. Featuring a large cast of gleeks, teachers, dentists, and OCs. Read and review because I love to hear from my readers.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,417 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 1-19-11 - New Directions - Complete11. Thanksgiving reviewsBased on the 2008 RvB PSA of the same title. Jack, Rachel, and Puck meet up at Breadstix and discuss the first Thanksgiving and Brittany comes along for the ride. R&R please.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-23-11 - Rachel B. & Brittany P. - Complete12. What I Did on My Summer Vacation reviewsBased on the RvB special of the same name! Brittany explains what she did in the off-season to her fellow glee soldiers and it is not what they expected. Read and review please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-11 - Brittany P. & New Directions - Complete13. Falling Slowly » reviews"Falling slowly, sing your melody, I'll sing along..." Hermione believed she was walking into a trap when she accepted Rodney Sounders' invitation to the Broken Flask. She gets more than she expected, but in a way that surprises her. R&R please!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 6-1-10 - Hermione G. & OC14. Just for You reviewsHarmonVerse! The Glee kids try their hand at customized videos. This couldn't go wrong? Well, if you've read the other PSAs, you know the answer. Lovingly ripped off from the RvB PSA of the same name. Read and review please!Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-11 - Puck & Lauren Z. - Complete15. Let's All Go To the Movies reviewsHarmonVerse! The Glee kids tackle the unruly behavior that you find in movie theaters these days. Unfortunately, they may be even worse than the people they are rallying against. This story is lovingly ripped off from the RvB PSA of the same name. R&R.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-11 - Puck & Artie A. - Complete16. The Ballad of Soulless Warlock reviewsIn my 45th story spectacular, the readers get a look at the sad and, for the most part, fictionalized origins of Silas Scorpio, the Soulless Warlock. The song here is Big, Bright, Beautiful World from the Shrek musical. Read and review!X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-11 - Complete17. Real Life vs Internet reviewsHarmonVerse! The Glee kids explain to the less than tech savy the differences between the real world and the internet...And what a scary place the internet is...Lovingly ripped off the RvB PSA of the same title. Read and Review!Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-11 - New Directions - Complete18. A Very Special Mother's Day Message reviewsHarmonVerse! The glee kids are at it again with another PSA. This time they have a message to all the kids who don't know what to buy their moms on Mother's Day. They couldn't possibly mess this one up? Right?Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-5-11 - Puck & Santana L. - Complete19. Fire Safety reviewsHarmonVerse! Rachel and a few members of the glee club explain the complex nature of fire safety. Now, if only they undertood it themselves. Lovingly ripped off from the RvB PSA of the same title. Read and review please!Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-11 - Rachel B. & Brittany P. - Complete20. Something's Coming » reviewsThe story that began with a play continues! A new school year brings new threats, new rivals, and new villians. Can Danny and the gang survive their junior year and the disaster that is coming their way. DxS and a cast of couples.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,358 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-11 - Published: 1-24-10 - Danny F. & Sam M.21. Eric's Song reviewsEric is hit with a realization of his mortality and a bout of creative dryness. Features a song from "Nine, the Musical". Mentions of OliverxHope and EricxDonna. Read and Review please!Bold and the Beautiful - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-11 - Complete22. Stars and the MoonReuploaded! Paulina Cruz Harper has it all...or does she? Follow her as she tells a story of girl who was too foolish to see the world's true beauty. Song is from Songs for a New World. Hopefully an introspetive look at what being shallow results in. R&R!Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Published: 3-1-11 - Paulina - Complete23. Lethargy Crisis reviewsHarmonVerse! Rachel and Sam discuss the soaring costs of gasoline only to have some interlopers give their opinions on how the crisis should be resolved. Lovingly ripped off that the RvB PSA of the same title. Read and Review please.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-11 - Rachel B. & Sam E. - Complete24. Soulless Warlock's How Sue Stole Christmas reviewsInspired by 2x10. Sue hates Christmas and plans to steal it from the Glee club. What does she learn along the way? A Sue-centric story told like Dr. Seuss' classic story. Read and Review please.Glee - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-24-10 - Sue S. & Becky J. - Complete25. Zombie Plan reviewsHarmonVerse! Based off the popular RvB video. Rachel learns something about a few members of Glee and their plans for an undead takeover. But, they couldn't be right, could they? Just a silly fic. Set after XMas break.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-14-10 - Rachel B. & Santana L. - Complete26. Furt Feelings reviewsCanon HarmonVerse! Set after Kurt leaves the music room in 2x08. Jack decides that this goodbye just won't suffice. Read and review please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-25-10 - Kurt H. - Complete27. One Connection reviewsFuture HarmonVerse! Follow Jack and Rachel as they prepare for his latest audition, and a prank by Jack leaves a door open for Rachel. This is my first RachelxJack romance, so read and review, kay?Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-21-10 - Rachel B. - Complete28. HarmCo reviewsCanon HarmonVerse! When Brittany's diary reading cat starts to go blind, a good deed from Jack turns into a night six members of New Directions will never forget. Be sure to leave your reviews. Signed, Soulless WarlockGlee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-10 - Brittany P. & New Directions - Complete29. O Mother, Who Art Thou? » reviewsHarmonVerse! Follow-up to Jack's storyline in TWTIA. He finally finds his mother, but will it be the reunion he is hoping for? Or will it be a repeat of Rachel and Shelby? OCxRachel friendship. Smatters of Finchel. R&R everyone.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-12-10 - Published: 10-31-10 - Rachel B. - Complete30. The Winner Takes It All » reviewsNew Directions is invited to compete in a tournament that grants the winners a spot at Regionals, but one wrong step from anyone could spell the end of Glee. My very first Glee ensemble piece, so reviews and critiques are appreciated. Couples inside.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,094 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-27-10 - Published: 8-16-10 - Will S. & Emma P. - Complete31. Burned Cheesus reviewsCanon HarmonVerse! A scene I wish had been put into 2x03, if they'd had the character to do it. Jack visits Kurt and reveals that they aren't as different as they once believed. Not a slash, more of a frenemies bonding situation. RxR please.Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-10 - Kurt H. - Complete32. Role of a Lifetime reviewsCanon HarmonVerse! Jack auditions for New Directions. Warning: There is some offensive statments made in this story, but it's kind of a given with me. Read and Review, please before they make better writers.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-10 - Complete33. For Good reviewsFuture HarmonVerse! There comes a time in every high schoolers life where they have to say goodbye to their friends. This is a story of two such friends. JackxRachel friendship, a romance if you choose. R&R please.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-27-10 - Rachel B. - Complete34. Jack of All Trades: An OC Profile reviewsThis is the profile for my orginal character, Jack Harmon, and I'd love to hear what the readers think of him. So, feel free to go in, root around, and offer me a critique of him. Signed Soulless WarlockGlee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 7-25-1035. Schaudenfruede reviewsHarmonVerse! Santana has a crappy day. Can Jack and Avenue Q make it any better? Probably not, but it could be fun. Again, the same rules as always apply, reviews, thoughts, all things are accepted here. Rated T for S's potty mouth.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-10 - Santana L.36. Matchmaker, Matchmaker reviewsHarmonVerse! Mercedes tries to find a special someone for Kurt. To do so, she must go to the worst nightmare of New Directions. Part 6 of my Jack Harmon series. Remember, the reviews and thoughts always help.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-10 - Mercedes J. - Complete37. The Adventures of Prankster, Wheelman, and Jinx reviewsHarmonVerse! In quite possibly my most offesive story ever, Artie's birthday takes some strange turns that involve a superhero, a Muslim holiday, and the theft of his wheelchair. You have been warned. ArtiexTina, bits of St. Berry.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-8-10 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete38. The Rare and Obnoxious Puckasaurus reviewsHarmonVerse! Jack and Puck have a run-in late at night that yields an interesting new phase to their rivalry. Rated T because, let's face it, Puck's gonna swear and beat the crap out of someone. As before, I love to hear your thoughts.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-6-10 - Puck - Complete39. Life is a Cabaret reviewsCanon Start of HarmonVerse! What exactaly stoked Jack's interest in Glee? Take a trip back to Season 1 where life was not a cabaret for the diva in residence, Rachel Berry, and how she met an eccentric performer who would become a club's worst nightmare.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-10 - Rachel B. - Complete40. Let's Duet, Or Songs You Shouldn't Sing in Glee reviewsHarmonVerse! My OC, Jack, and Quinn show New Directions the songs they can't sing if they want Figgins to stay off their asses this year. Mentions of Finchel, Quick, and possible QuinnxOC. So, feel free to tell me what you think of it.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-10 - Quinn F. - Complete41. The Devil with My Shoes reviewsHarmonVerse! Kurt is the victim of another close-minded Lima loser, and he learns that, sometimes, revenge is an ugly business. It features the offical debut of my OC, Jack Harmon.Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-10 - Kurt H. - Complete42. UnforgetaBEA reviewsA tribute to Bea Arthur, the true love of Deadpool. Wade cannot sleep and is visited by his angel and shares a song with her one first and last time before learning the terrible news. Read and Review.Crossover - Golden Girls & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-10 - Dorothy Z. & Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete43. Highland Song reviewsA tribute to the late Frances Reid AKA Alice Horton. A stranger arrives in Salem to say a final good-bye to Alice. He leaves behind a special gift for her grieving granddaughters. My first DOOL story, so feel free to tell me what you think. R&R please.Days of Our Lives - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-10 - Alice H. & Hope Williams B. - Complete44. As the World Sings » reviewsA little bit of love! A little bit of music! A little bit of the characters you love! Or love to hate! They're all here because the World is Singing while the World is turning.As the World Turns - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,275 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-18-10 - Published: 9-11-09 - Complete45. Be A Clown reviewsAn argument about Ron's future career options takes an unusual and, not suprisingly, musical turn. Hope you enjoy. Scraps of RonxHermione as well as slash between two OCs.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-09 - Ron W. & OC - Complete46. Everybody Today Is Turning On reviewsAfter confiscating a drug of green "herbs" from a student, McGonagall and Dumbledore discuss what should be done and end up singing about the generation gap between themselves and prevading subcultures filling the world in the 70s.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 7-4-09 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete47. Happy Flippin New Year » reviewsThe Teen Titans ring in the New Year with songs, romance and misadventures. Features songs from Rent and The Producers. Parings:BBxT and RxS! I hope you enjoy.Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Robin & Starfire - Complete48. UnNUKELy Musical » reviewsIt's Nuke as a anthology-musical. Come and check it out, I promise they don't bite. Nuke, Cason, and MaddiexOC.As the World Turns - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 10-17-08 - Noah M. & Luke S. - Complete49. I Got Me A Friend reviewsOne-shot tale. My version of how Spinelli and Jason became friends. J-Spin friendship.General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-08 - Jason M. & D. Spinelli - Complete50. SOS! reviewsLucky tries to win Liz back, but she has closed her mind to him. There's only one way to handle this; Through a song and dance number. LnL2.General Hospital - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-08 - Lucky & Elizabeth W. - Complete51. If I Told You reviewsA deleted scene from Betrothed. Robin and Starfire lament of their missed chances to be happy.Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-08 - Robin & Starfire - Complete52. Casper High Presents: The Producers » reviewsIt's Springtime for Hitler and Casper High, as Danny and his friends sign up for the spring musical. Step foward and witness the production unfold. DannySam. This is my first Danny Phantom story. Finally completed.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,703 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 1-24-07 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete