Howdy hey howdy hey. I'm Tristan, and if you've gotten so far as to read my bio, you're basically my new best friend. As in, just show up at my house, I don't mind.
What I'm working on: An Angel novella, centered around Doyle. A short fanfic about the fall of Chittagaze for His Dark Materials. A weird Trainspotting/ LoTR crossover that came out of my deranged imaginings. I also have an adorable plot bunny for a short 'scene' fic for the first book of the Abhorsen series, but it's probably going to be run over by a truck and expire horribly.
What I review on FF.net (You can probably get to know me just from this):
The Avengers (I just watched one with a car chase and I wanted to scream out "Steed! You drive a Bentley! That car was made in 1928! It's not going to catch anything!")
Star Wars (Old school Star Wars, mind you. I'll take Sir Alec Guinness over Ewan any day.)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Grrrr.... Arrrrgh.)
Angel (Five seasons in a nutshell: Brood...Brood...Brood...Brood...Death)
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ("Why is nobody ever pleased to see us?")
Harry Potter (I hate a good 95 of fics in there. Why do I bother?)
Lord of the Rings (Orlando Bloom triggered off the most pathetic, sappy writing I've ever read. For this, I hate him. And his metrosexual good looks.)
The Silmarillion (Thought the Lord of the Rings was hard to read? Pansy.)
Red Dwarf ("Rimmer is a smeeeeeee.... Rimmer is a smeeeerrrrgggg... Rimmer is a smeeerrrhuuuurrr!)
1984 (My room 101 contains Rosie O'Donnel)
The Matrix (As far as I'm concerned, it ended after the first movie)
Doctor Who (Woo-Hoo! Jelly Babies forever!)
His Dark Materials (Great stuff. 'Cept for the whole snuffing God thing.)
The Abhorsen Trilogy (Love it. Best thing since C.S. Lewis.)
FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination
