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Author has written 82 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Book X-overs, Batman, X-overs, Heroes, and Push. Writes Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Star Wars fanfiction. Scroll down to see my updates list. I tend to write humorous or crack!fics most of the time. Possibly coming soon or at least eventually, should the stars align: Updated Oct 09. Why do I write this? It's never more than vaguely accurate... 1. Untitled. Doctor Who. Another response to Jessa's 2nd January challenge. A sequel to the seventh Doctor story Battlefield. A future incarnation of the Doctor turns up at the Torchwood Hub after a message from Jack, to find the Lady of the Lake waiting for him. Adventure. 2. Prank Lord Potter. Harry Potter. Part III. Humour, of course. 3. Fobwatch. Harry Potter/Doctor Who. Harry Potter is given a pocket watch... and everything changes. Unfortunately, no one else knows what has changed, and events become rather confusing... Humour. Written. Needs to be typed and posted. Currently working on list: (updated 20? Oct 09) 1. Time In Blue. Doctor Who. Wiggie's author auction fic. 2. Holding Up a Mirror To Your Soul. Harry Potter. 3. The Dangers of TransUniversal Portals. Harry Potter. 4. And Now For Something Completely Different. HarryPotter/Batman crossover. 5. Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban. Harry Potter. Also, there are various fics I'll update when something comes to me, like Divergence, Two Timelines, All According to the Master Plan, and Defender of the Earth, etc Stories of Note: Harry Potter Favorite fic? Warping Circumstances, at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2862220/1/Warping_Circumstances . AU. Harry destroyed the Horcruxes, but as he did, each piece of soul latched onto his own. But killing himself only sends him to another dimension, one desperately vulnerable to the other soul he carries. Interesting, funny in parts, and very well-written. Chaos; Destruction; my work is done here. Harry is sent back in time... but in an interesting twist, also becomes a seer, thanks to the goddess Eris. Amusing and interesting. His everyday use of foreknowledge I find quite funny. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2908854/1/Chaos_Destruction_My_work_is_done_here Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation is... really good, but I can't think what to say without giving anything away, so let's go with the author's summary. "Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions..." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3617809/1/ A Bad Week At the Wizengamot. When Harry Potter is expelled in fifth-year for an act of self-defense, he cheerfully gets revenge. "The person who is going to share his memory of what happened here just walked out of this building. And you’ll never get your paws on him again. But, my dear deluded former colleagues, he will use every resource at his disposal now. I’ve held him off since you engineered this travesty of justice. But he’s been planning for the worst – what exactly, I don’t know. But your idiocy has cost you more than you know..." Dumbledore closed his eyes for a moment. “Madam, he’s more Slytherin than anyone since Salazar himself. I hope you each enjoy long, drawn out torture. I expect this to hurt…a lot.” http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3639659/1/A_Bad_Week_at_the_Wizengamot The Wendell That Wasn't. How Harry & Ginny's kids really got their names. Contains Ghostly!Snape, and a Ginny with no taste in names. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4396574/1/The_Wendell_That_Wasnt Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot. If there's one thing the wizarding world fears, then by Merlin, it's Potter and Weasley offspring together. Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Especially when one of their inevitable 'Incidents' lands them both in a parallel universe - along with James, Albus, Lily, Teddy, and Victoire, who don't seem to regard their situation with the gravity it deserves... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4357627/11/Scorpius_Malfoy_and_the_Improbable_Plot Doctor Who The Freakiest Show. Post-series three. Life on Mars crossover. Take one not-dead Master, strand him in the 1070s, under the name Sam Tyler. Add the Brigadier, Gene Hunt, the third Doctor, and call in the Tenth, and you have: massive hilariousness. Seriously, this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages, and pretty in character, too. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5359700/1/The_Freakiest_Show The Darkness Within. (Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose) When he regenerated, part of the Ninth Doctor remained in the Tenth's mind. Now he's taken over, determined to retrieve Rose from Pete's World. He's also fanatically, dangerously insane... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4350934/1/The_Darkness_Within Alternative. (Ten/Rose/other) Post Doomsday. In her parallel universe, Rose meets someone new...who is remarkably familiar. This is the most well-written Doctor Who fic I've ever come across. The characterisations are deep and realistic, their emotions so real. Worth a look. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3223172/1/Alternative Koherance. (Ten/Rose) The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherent than usual. Rose finds out from a delirious Doctor a lot more than he would like her to know. Hilarious. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3496562/1/Koherance Wistful Thinking. (Ten/Rose) Post-Doomsday. An impulsive trip to Cardiff leads to multiple shocks. The Doctor never expected to finally lose his mind in Cardiff of all places. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4137818/1/Wishful_Thinking The Unbearable Weirdness of Being UNIT. Post-Series Three. Sea Devils, Dinosaurs, and the Master: all in a day’s work for Brigadier Bambera’s UNIT. http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=15964 Also, the prequel to that, which I advise you read first, although it's not necessary: With Still No Master Plan, http://www.whofic.com/viewstory.php?sid=15456. The Rani's back in business, the Master's not quite dead after all, and it's all Lucy Saxon's fault... And for anyone who's interested, a black and white drawing of the Doctor and Reinette in Fleur de Temps is here. It's by me. A colour version is in progress. I'm part of this year's October Project (http://www.fanfiction.net/~octoberproject) an annual collaboration between some of your favorite Doctor Who fanfiction authors to produce a piece of fic. Last year's, I Miss My Mind The Most, was fantastic, and I hope that this year's is just as good, particularly since I'm participating this time. :) So head over there and check out this year's Companionable Tales, at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5414588/1/The_Companionable_Tales 20 Oct: I've got exams soon, so I might be incommunicado for a while. Sorry folks. | |||||||||
1. One Day in Ancient Rome reviewsThere was a girl riding a pink Vespa down the street. Ordinarily this wouldn’t particularly have caught Rose’s attention, but as she was standing in ancient Rome at the time the Vespa rather stood out... Complete.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-09 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete2. Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban » reviewsAt the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 10-12-09 - Harry P.3. How Lucy Saxon Saved the Day reviewsLucy Saxon saves the world on a shopping trip to Harrods, in sexy red heels. Martha Jones is disgusted. Harry would be proud. Slight crack!fic.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-17-09 - Lucy S. & Martha J. - Complete4. Foreman & Tyler reviewsStuck in Pete’s World, Rose discovers that Torchwood has a Time Lord on staff. This is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship, even if it sends Mickey deranged in the process. Susan and Rose are having too much fun to really care.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-7-09 - Rose T. & Susan F.5. From A Certain Point of View reviews“That’s not fair,” Harry said quietly. Because there’s more than one way to look at what happened with Grindelwald and the Dumbledores, and maybe it wasn’t all Albus’ fault.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-7-09 - Aberforth D. & Harry P. - Complete6. Pushing Potter reviewsCassie sees someone with an ability like no one else's, and knows that she and Nick need to find him - before Division can make him the super-soldier they've been aiming for for the last sixty years.Crossover - Harry Potter & Push - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-28-09 - Harry P. & Cassie H.7. Holding Up A Mirror To Your Soul » reviewsHermione finds she isn’t who she always thought she was, and searches for the truth. At the same time she and Harry are experiencing strange 'incidents.' Sixty years might have passed, but Grindelwald's actions are still affecting the world... WIPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-17-09 - Published: 9-9-09 - Hermione G. & Harry P.8. Not The Reunion I Was Hoping For » reviewsThe Doctor wasn’t expecting a blonde woman in a suit to burst into the TARDIS and tell him he was real. Reunion fic. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's January #1 and February #2 2009 challenges. Complete!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete9. Time In Blue » reviewsSusan survived the Time War to find Time changed and torn around her. Susan tries to make a life for herself, helped by UNIT and the reappearance of her Grandfather. But can they get past the horrors of the war, and find a way to repair Time itself?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-23-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Susan F. & 9th Doctor10. The Dangers of TransUniversal Portals reviewsOne of Albus and Rose’s experiments goes horribly amiss, and something’s wrong with Lily. Lily, meanwhile, has found herself in another universe, full of strangers and people she knows to be dead. WIPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-09 - Albus S. P. & Lily Luna P.11. Nemesis » reviewsAfter the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 2-12-08 - Harry P.12. And Now For Something Completely Different » reviewsHarry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 11-30-08 - Bruce W. & Harry P.13. All According to the Master Plan reviewsHarry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 6-19-09 - The Master & Harry P.14. Just Like A Vegas Wedding reviewsThere’s the Doctor and Rose. Then there’s the priestess of Eris and the crew of Serenity. They come together for Jack Harkness’ favourite wedding ever. Rated M for language, to be safe. Crack!fic.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-7-09 - Rose T. & 9th Doctor - Complete15. Yesterday's Hero reviewsIt's not every day you realise you're Merlin reincarnated. Even if your name is Harry Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-20-09 - Harry P.16. Doctor What Omakes and Sidestories reviewsOmakes and mini-fics for my story "Doctor What."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-09 - Harry P. & Ginny W.17. Death of the Discworld » reviewsMr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Harry P.18. Two Timelines » reviewsSomething's gone badly wrong with history. The Doctor, along with Rose, investigates to find an airship called the Valiant, an old enemy, an enormous paradox and ....himself? Ninth and Tenth Doctors. Response to Jessa L'Rynn's Aug Challenge. Chapter 3 up.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 9-9-0819. Child of Quetzalcoatl » reviewsThe Otherworld is dying. Meanwhile James Potter is not Harry's father. Harry is not even human, but something he never imagined. Sixth year. Gods, supernatural. WIP. Has been edited a little.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 8-29-06 - Harry P.20. Moments reviewsSix times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-09 - Rose T. - Complete21. Domestic » reviewsResponse to Jessa L'Rynn's 2nd January challenge. When the Eleventh Doctor turns up on their doorstep, the human Doctor is determined to remind him exactly why he feared domestic. Green paint, moody teenagers, the Tyler slap and more. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - 10th Doctor & 11th Doctor - Complete22. Daughter of Time reviewsThe Doctor wasn’t ever expecting an Eternal to present him with a small child she said was his granddaughter, particularly since he’d never had children. But Susan turned out to be worth it. Long-ish. Spoilers for Fleur de Temps future chapters. Complete.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-13-09 - 1st Doctor & Susan F. - Complete23. The Master and The Rose reviewsIn a different universe, Rose Tyler is surviving in dystopian London when she meets a mysterious, compelling man – the Master. She helps him carry out his plans, but then the universes start fracturing, and somehow Rose is the key. M for possible languageDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-10-09 - Rose T. & The Master24. Echoes reviewsSometimes the Doctor visits an ancient statue on an unimportant little planet. He couldn’t tell you why. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete25. Defender of the Earth » reviewsBefore Rose was stuck in Pete's World, she did something that shouldn't have happened, created for an instant something that shouldn't have existed. Bad Wolf. Now she's changing, because some acts demand payment in kind. And universes need Time Lords. WIPDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 8-23-08 - Rose T.26. Play That Funky Music White Boy reviewsThe Doctor finds himself sharing a cell with the Master and the Master's iPod. It goes downhill from there. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-8-08 - 10th Doctor & The Master - Complete27. Definition of a Messed Up Family reviewsWhy did she have to have such a hot uncle?" An unusual day in the life of the Petrellis proves that yes, they are indeed messed-up. Crack!fic. Oneshot.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-4-08 - Claire B. & Peter P. - Complete28. Family Matters reviewsSusan watched the grandfather she'd only recently been reunited with and sighed. Clearly, if he and Rose were ever going to get together, Susan was going to have to take matters into her own hands. Ten/Rose. Oneshot. Complete.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-10-08 - Complete29. Bad Wolf reviewsMartha is angry and hurt after the events that occurred during the time the Doctor spent as a human and needs someone to talk to. Then all of a sudden a complete stranger appears in the TARDIS kitchen, quite at home, explaining that she’s adrift in time..Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-12-08 - Complete30. Where Angels Fear to Tread reviewsThere are places where no mortal should walk, where the rules of reality do not apply, places that even the Doctor should avoid. When he and Martha end up in one by accident, anything could happen. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-08 - Complete31. The Sword Wielder reviewsThe problem with magical, mildly-sentient swords, is that they have a mind of their own, and when they take a liking to you there’s very little you can do to make them change it. Harry Potter/Addams Family/Chrestomanci crossover. WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 7-25-08 - Harry P.32. Wands, Wishes, & Lavender Cigarettes reviewsGinny is in love with Harry Potter, but has no hope of getting him to notice her. That is, until her snarky, cigarette smoking, not quite swearing Slytherin of a fairy godmother appears. This is a job for the professionals. Harry/Ginny. WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-25-08 - Ginny W. & Harry P.33. The Mage Wars reviewsA girl claiming to be Harry’s sister from another universe turns up on Harry’s doorstep. Her tale turns even stranger when she claims that she has been fighting a war and that this war has just travelled to Harry’s universe. The danger is just beginning..Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-08 - Harry P.34. Just A Wrong Turn reviewsAll libraries are one. Which is how Harry Potter finds himself lost in the library aboard the TARDIS... Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Discworld crossover. Complete. One-shot.X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete35. Fleur de Temps » reviewsWhat if Reinette had come aboard the TARDIS after all? Smart, ambitious and beautiful, the Doctor is dazzled by her and neglects Rose and Mickey, with calamitous results. Flower of Time universe. AU. WIP.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 3-9-08 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor36. The Pact reviewsTwo strange children make a pact. Years later they meet at Hogwarts. Harry/Hermione. AU. Non-canon. WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 6-20-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P.37. Illusions reviewsThe horcrux within Harry has fundamentally changed his nature, but only Snape seems to notice. Harry has plans for the wizarding world, and the worst part is that this might actually be a good thing. Unfortunately, Snape is trapped in those plans.AU SlashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-16-08 - Severus S. & Harry P.38. Prank Lord Potter » reviewsHarry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 145 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 1-5-07 - Harry P.39. Divergence » reviewsVoldemort is dead, but in his place is an eleven year old Tom Riddle pulled out of time, with no idea what is going on. He's got a lot to catch up on, and Harry has a lot to teach him. AU. Follows canon until book 5.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 8-3-07 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P.40. Trouble reviewsShe’s blonde, utterly mad, and from another universe. And if Serenity Saxon’s anything like her father, there’s going to be trouble. What's the poor Doctor gonna do? WIP.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-0841. The Light That You Shine Can Be Seen reviewsRose thought she was alone in this universe. But Time Lords turn up when you least expect it. Susan/Rose.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Complete42. Love hopes all things the Retrospective remix reviewsHarry recklessly invites Scorpius Malfoy and his father for Christmas to cheer up his children and finds they’re not the only ones made happier. Remix of a story by Lilian-Cho. Written for Remix Redux 6. Pairings warning for very slight slash, het.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete43. Redemption reviewsA Fallen angel is given a chance at redemption. Sent in mortal form on a mission to right a situation he created, can the one now known as Harry Potter fulfil their task and regain what they lost at their Fall? AU. WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-08 - Harry P.44. Thanatos and the Sorcerer Shade reviewsAfter the war Ginny and then Harry become the newest super-residents of Gotham: a powerful sorcerer, and the Master of Death. Pretty AU. DC Comics crossover. DH spoilers. WIP.Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-18-08 - Ginny W.45. The Former Companions Club » reviewsMartha and other former companions of the Doctor have adventures, solve crime and, oh yes, bitch about the Doctor. Chapter two: remember the phone Martha left with the Doctor? An inappropriate call occurs... Takes place after Series Three. WIP. AUDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 10-6-0746. Odd Ideas » reviewsWeird ficlets and partial stories. Including Azkaban!Harry, Alternateuniverse!Harry, universetravel!Harry, DarkAngel!Harry, Horcrux!Harry, Assassin!Harry and others.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 10-11-06 - Harry P.47. Not Your Average Muggle » reviewsNineteen year old Harry Potter is breaking into Voldemort’s secret base when he meets two exploring muggles, one of whom calls himself the Doctor… Doctor Who x Harry Potter crossover. AU. WIP.Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 8-26-07 - 10th Doctor & Harry P.48. Last Words reviewsThe Doctor’s last words at Bad Wolf Bay. Drabble. Silliness.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-07 - Complete49. It Was James's Fault Professor reviewsPostDH, so you have been warned! Rose and Albus get pulled into the headmistress’ office to explain their actions. Oneshot. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete50. The Next Morning reviewsPostDH, so you have been warned! Harry does something a bit stupid while out drinking with Ron and Neville. The next morning an angry Ginny brings it to his attention. Oneshot. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-18-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete51. Sanctuary » reviewsHarry Potter defeated the Dark Lord, but the wizarding public couldn’t handle a vampire as their saviour. After the war, an outcast Harry discovers Sanctuary, and the millennia old vampire that is its keeper. AU, seventh year. HBP compliant. WIP. ON HOLDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-8-07 - Published: 5-2-07 - Harry P.52. Death Eternal reviewsSixteen years ago a fragment of Killing Curse entered Harry’s soul. Now, on the battlefield, he sets it loose. AU. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-07 - Harry P. - Complete53. Old Magic reviews“…this is old magic, I should have remembered it, I was foolish to overlook it…” Lily's son was in danger. Now only old magic could protect her child... PreHalloween 1981. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-16-07 - Lily Evans P. & Harry P. - Complete54. Odd Companions » reviewsWhen Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,136 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 6-11-07 - Published: 6-20-06 - Harry P.55. Doctor What? reviewsAfter watching Doctor Who, Harry decides that a time machine is the best way to defeat Voldemort. AU, sixth year. Complete. Crack!fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-30-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete56. The Sorting Hat Song of 2006 reviewsOneshot. As textualsphinx noted in “A Sorting Song by Severus”, the most popular Sorting Hat song in recent times was written by Cameron Jordon… Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-07 - Complete57. Undead and Unnatural reviewsPostFinal Battle. The Hogwarts three roam America, hunting evil, until they meet shoeobsessed Betsy. Who also happens to be the Vampire Queen. Betsy Taylor HP crossover. Narrated by Harry and Betsy. WIP. ON HOLD.Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-0758. Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song reviewsEvery year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 2-22-07 - Harry P. - Complete59. Harry's Flock reviewsDuring a particularly depressing summer, Harry ends up adopting a talking owl. Little does he know that this is just the first of several unusual, lifealtering events that will take place. Discoveries, betrayals. Sixth year. Definite crackfic. ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-22-07 - Harry P.60. The Staffroom » reviewsProfessor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-7-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort61. The Waiting Room reviewsOneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-4-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete62. The Pumpkin Juice Incident reviewsAU. After someone spikes the pumpkin juice, Hogwarts prefect Hermione tries to get to the bottom of it, while Harry, Hogwarts own Godfather, does his own investigating. Seer!Luna, Enforcer!Dobby,OnStrike!elves and more. Crack!fic. WIP ON HOLDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-18-06 - Harry P.63. Phoenix Rising reviewsPadme Skywalker II was the result of Lord Vader’s one request of the Cloners. This is the story of what happened once she escaped Kamino to find her own path. ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICEStar Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-06 - Padmé Amidala64. The Adventures of Vader and the Fearless Three » reviewsA shuttle containing Vader and three stormtroopers ends up in uncharted space after an accident with a wormhole. An irritated Vader and three hyperactive stormtroopers then embark on fantastic adventures of exploration. Very weird crackfic WIPStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 5-22-06 - Darth V.65. Just Say No » reviewsDraco has decided that Harry is his mate. Harry has other ideas. Can he outsmart the conspiracy to get them together? NOT DracoHarry. WIP ON HOLDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-06 - Harry P.66. The Necromancer » reviewsWhen Voldemort tries to resurrect Slytherin, he ends up with his wife, the infamous Necromancer as well. They defeat him. Naturally Dumbledore hires them as teachers. Is that man insane? Crackish fic. WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 6-14-06 - Harry P. & Salazar S.67. But Be th' Serpent Under 't reviewsHarry turns a chance meeting into an opportunity to free himself from the path Dumbledore has given him. In a world of chaos, politics, idealism and suspicion, can Harry deceive them all? HPLV. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLDHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 8-29-06 - Harry P. & Voldemort68. Time Trouble reviewsBased on the Living With A Sith Lord blog. Luke should have known better than to bring a dangerous experimental piece of technology to show Vader. Now there's doubles from the past running around causing trouble. WIP ON HOLDStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-0669. The Mad Adventures of Lillian Riddle » reviewsWhen Voldemort's orphaned eleven year old daughter ends up travelling the world in a doubledecker bus with wizard hitchhikers, you know it's gonna be fun. Very weird crack!fic. ABANDONED unless inspiration strikes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-14-06 - Published: 4-30-0670. Snake Spawn » reviewsHarry's grown up, is married to Ginny and has one child, Lily Molly Potter. He's subject to odd fits of possession while she takes after Tom Riddle. Add one haughty snake and one Hogwarts letter and you have: pandemonium. Crack!fic. ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-0671. Return of TITAS » reviewsJack, Rose and the Ninth Doctor return to the TARDIS to find someone inside, someone the Doctor instantly recognises... The troubemaker is back again, and this time she has others around to egg her on. ABANDONED.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 5-17-0672. To Be a Slytherin reviewsSnape teaches muggleborns to act like proper Slytherins. Housemates demonstrate. Crack!fic. ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-0673. Lightning Girl » reviewsRose is trying to cope with the reality of the Tenth Doctor when the TARDIS finds itself orbiting early twenty 21st century Earth. With the help of the uniquely gifted, human teenager, Alex, can they avert disaster? ABANDONEDDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-06 - Published: 9-9-0574. I Dwell In Shadows » reviewsWhen Brianna Skywalker is wrongfully arrested as a Rebel spy, she begins a new life where she is slowly brought into the workings of the Empire. 4th chapter up! WIPStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-2-06 - Published: 4-24-05 - Darth V.75. The Visitation reviewsOneshot. A normal day for Darth Vader turns bizarre. Extremely so. Star Wars/My Little Pony crossover. Weird. Very weird. Most cracky crack!fic I've ever done. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-06 - Darth V. - Complete76. Who We Really AreAurelia Riddle, daughter of the most reviled wizard alive, goes to Hogwarts. Despite all her efforts to do good, however, her life just keeps going wrong. Can she help defeat the monster who is her father? ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Published: 1-29-0677. Astrid » reviewsA young, orphaned Earth girl suddenly discovers that she not only has a vastly influential father, but is heir to some rather unique heritage. WIP. ABANDONEDStar Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-16-05 - Published: 9-9-05 - Darth V.78. Online at Hogwarts reviewsWhen Dumbledore has laptops installed in the library and an online chat made available, everyone thinks he's gone mental. But pretty soon everyone's getting into the chat thing... ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-14-05 - Harry P.79. The Riddle of Existence » reviewsSixth Year. Harry has defeated Voldemort. Now he has to look after Tom Riddle, lead a campaign for interhouse unity, and work out his feelings for Ginny... ABANDONED. Being rewritten very differently in 'Divergence'.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-10-05 - Published: 10-16-05 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr.80. The Christmas Concert reviewsOneshot. Takes place after A Forcible Nuisance. Vader has to watch Astrid's school concert, deal with some issues, and try to help his daughter. Complete.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-05 - Darth V. - Complete81. A FORCIBLE NUISANCE » reviewsTakes place between chapter one and two of the original story, “Astrid.” Astrid is fourteen, and sometimes her father wonders why he decided to be a parent. There’s parentteacher meetings, fistfights, teenage impertinence...Poor Vader. ABANDONEDStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 10-20-05 - Darth V.82. The Gemini » reviewsWhen Harry is ambushed in Diagon Alley by Voldemort, something amazing and inexplicable happens. Who is the mysterious muggle girl Harry is connected to? ABANDONEDHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-2-05 - Harry P.
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