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| Saloma-Kiwi |
Author has written 13 stories for Teen Titans, Sweeney Todd, Discworld, Batman the Animated Series, Fairy Tales, Rebecca, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Elder Scroll series, Alice in Wonderland, and Catcher in the Rye. Wow... this hasn't been edited since about Freshman year, I'll wager... let's do this thing: Let me start by saying that I am a college student with MANY well-loved "fandoms," and never actually grew up. I like to review (generating good karma and helping others improve or just letting them know they're doing well and have captured my imagination), and I'll probably pop up all over the place, even where you least expect me... stories based on a wider range of topics will probably appear as well! Please review my stories if you end up reading them, as criticism is GREATFULLY accepted. I need to know how I am doing in order to improve Name: Just call me Saloma-Kiwi, or DragonmageAuthoress if on deviantart.com Education: High School (FINIS); College (is eating my life) Favorites Favorite Books: Wuthering Heights, The Looking Glass Wars, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, The Gaurdians of Ga'Hoole, Artemis Fowl, The Protector of the Small Series, The Princess Bride, The Discworld Series, and The Phantom of the Opera Favorite Characters: That would really take too long... Favorite poets: Edgar Allen Poe, Emily Dickenson, Shakespeare(!) Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time; DragonAge Favorite Movies: "The Princess Bride", "The Pirates of the Caribbean", "Silence of the Lambs", "V for Vendetta" Favorite Musical(s): "The Phantom of the Opera", "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street", and of course I am also fond of: "The Scarlet Pimpernel", "Wicked", "[Title of Show]", "Monty Python's Spamalot", and "Rent," Favorite Shakespearean Plays (yes, this deserves its own category): Comedy: "Much Ado About Nothing" Tragedy: "Hamlet" Favorite Quotations Section! "There is no poetry without madness." --Democritus "To go into acting is like asking for admission to an insane asylum. Anyone may apply, but only the certifiably insane are admitted."--Anon. “My characters shall have, after a little trouble, all that they desire.” – Jane Austen "Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason." --Andre Gide Favorite FanFic Quotes: "With enough tea, even a mad world could make some sense." --'Genesis', written by Bright Nova "It is an odd thing, but asylums are possibly one of the best places to go if you want to become truly mad. Asylums cause insanity just as bees cause honey and romances cause the sales of Kleenex to rise." --'Homesick', written by Checkerboards "If there’s anything left of you after that then I’ll gather your remains and sell them at a high price to Professor Snape for potion ingredients." --Strix Moonwing--Teen Idol-- written by StarfireK EXTRA Stuff about me: I'm a HUGE bookworm and geek (but I'm sure you already gathered that). I have been known to act a bit... dare I say it... fangirly at times, but those times are a bit rare. I prefer to refer to those moments as "geeking", not "fangirling." I am also a particularly hopeless Hopeless Romantic, so all of my stories will have at least a little romance in them. Please Read and Review! | |||||||||
1. Potential reviewsJohn is convinced the country will be too boring for Sherlock if there is no case to solve. Perhaps this isn't exactly true. (PROMPT: apples, street, green) Johnlock if you squint.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete2. Of Merit and Poultry reviewsSKYRIM. Cicero and the Listener have an unfortunate misadventure beginning with chickens and ending with a trowel. Humorous Oneshot, but not crack. (PROMPT: "I didn't mean to kill your chicken.")Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-13 - Cicero V. - Complete3. Never Otherwise Than It IsJohnlock. Slightly fluffly OneShot. PROMPT: Yellow & Glass. Sherlock and John leave town on a case, and stay in an unfortunately yellow room. Sherlock is too busy working on a puzzle to notice, while John knows just how unholy a color it is. But, an unexpected compliment might make him forgive the circumstances.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 2-18-13 - John W. & Sherlock H.4. Lifeblood on the Snow reviewsRumbelle. Fluffy Oneshot. PROMPT: Yellow and Glass. Belle admires the enchanted roses in the courtyard of the Dark Castle until she notices Rumpelstiltskin.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-13 - Belle & Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete5. The Human Mind and Heart reviewsSherlock Holmes once described the human mind as a hard drive, but it seems the space reserved for John is growing a bit too large, and musical theory is having the inverse effect. Sherlock-centric. Shwatsonlock. Non-explicit.Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete6. Extraordinary reviewsShwatsonlock fluff. Dr. Watson wonders why such a man as Sherlock Holmes would ever bother with him. Sherlock, of course, leads Watson through a series of deductions so the good doctor may answer the question himself. Characters c Sir Doyle.Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-21-10 - Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes - Complete7. Rebecca Prologue reviewsSPOILERS. A prologue to the novel "Rebecca" by Daphne DuMaurier, from the POV of Maxim. I do not own the characters, film, or book, only my words. T for violence.Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-10 - Complete8. Catcher in the Tower reviewsA parody retelling of Rapunzel, written in the style of "The Catcher in the Rye."Crossover - Fairy Tales & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete9. Move Down reviewsThree Hatters walk into a bar. Jervis Tetch, Reginald Theophilus the Third, and Hatter Madigan all meet for a drink. Gratuitous amounts of tea consumed, problems discussed, and philisophical discussions ensue. Enjoy!Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-11-09 - Mad Hatter & Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete10. You'll be an Assassin! reviewsA parody of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors," rewritten for the immortal Jonathan Teatime. You'll be an Assassin! Please read and review!Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete11. Epiphany of the Student Drivers reviewsA parody of the song "Epiphany" in Sweeney Todd, written for every poor soul that must live through Driver's Education, where they continuously told me that we were all going to die. Thus, a parody was born. Please read and enjoy. 1 instance of mild lang.Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete12. The Lost Christmas Special » reviewsJoin the Teen Titains for an unforgettable Christmas celebration! Expect goofyness, songs, romance, some humor, and plenty of action! RobStar, CyBee, maybe some BBRae! Please read and review! Happy Holidays! FINALLY UPDATED!Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 12-18-05 - Starfire & Robin13. Intoxicating » reviewsI couldn't think, couldn't breathe… it was like her being so close was intoxicating… 100 percent Romance. RobStar. NO LONGER a ONESHOT due to popular demand. Here's chapter 2 Please Review.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-15-06 - Published: 2-19-06 - Robin & Starfire - Complete
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