Hi SailorElfGirl here! Well, I am 21 years old and livin' it large in Texas. My friends and I always like to get together and have some fun going horseback riding and/or swimming.

I am in college at Texas A&M and although I will not be majoring in English, I hope to become a successful Geologist someday.

Reading is a big part in my life as well, any chance I get I'll grab a book. But I'm no nerd! Okay...I am.

Star Wars rules! Go Obi-Wan! Whoa! And now I'm a Star Trek fan! Will the wonders never cease? Okay sorry about that. Oh! Also, I've become a humongous fan of Assassin's Creed. A great game with an even greater plot line (along with a cliffhanger that will piss anyone off). Got a little carried away. Anywho, that's really all about me, just read my oncoming stories and I'll be happy. See Ya!

Favorite All-time sayings:

"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."

People are like slinkys; mostly useless, but it never fails to make you smile when you see one fall down the stairs.

"What if we're all just the figments of someone's imagination?"
"...Then I fear for the sanity of that person" (Not mine)

"Never argue with a cat, especially when it comes to food. They're smarter, quicker, and have a lot more weaponry." (I love my cat, but sometimes she scares me)

"It's hard to fit in when you were made to stand out."

"She's your everyday average girl, but she's somebodies hero."

"I'm doing morse code with my teeth here! Can we please heat up this car faster!"

"Teamwork is essential because you can blame other people when something goes wrong."

"It takes a minute to find a special person; and hour to appreciate them; a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them."

"I may be strange, maybe even crazy, but there is never a dull moment."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"Always remember, there are only a few things that a big explosion cannot solve."

"I reject your reality and insert my own."

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."

"I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid."

"The police never think it's as funny as you do."

"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"A tip for fighting zombies: knives don't need to be reloaded."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"He who laughs last thinks the slowest."

"Contrary to popular belief, we at artillery command do not believe we're God. We merely borrowed his 'Smite' button."

“It’s hearts that have known so much pain, that truly know how to love. Hearts that have been denied love so long, that they truly understand the importance of what they have ...”

“When you’ve never had anything in your life, or what you’ve had has been...destroyed, there’s just emptiness left. It’s true you can’t miss what you’ve never had. But when something like love comes along, it fills that emptiness, chases the howling winds away, and you realize what it is you’ve missed, and hold on to it forever, never once letting go...not in this lifetime, or the next ...” (I love this quote, but I have to say that it is not mine. I just merely put it here so that if you never get the chance to read it, you can at least see part of it here and think back to how lucky you are that you have someone to love.)

That's all for now, but I will add more later! Thanks for reading this and if you want, read my stories...well if you're here then you must have read something...

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, but when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.