Well other than being female, bilingual, don't mind yaoi (I'm not too into it either, pretty much depends on the pairing and how well its written), and assisting university... I don't think you need to know anything else.

My never ending list of Quotes!

Matthew was woken from a rather short dream about Ivan ruling the world. Dreaming up the past again, are we, Matvey? The Russian was invading Matthew’s brain and he didn’t like it. - My Junk (ch. 2), Hetalia - Axis Powers fanfiction, by:Anastasie Rossi

The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will, we'll roam.
Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die! - Pirates of the Carribean: World's End

“Kami, I’m going to betray my country just because the voice in my head is telling me to do it.” Sakura muttered with soft disbelief. Sakura(Naruto) Hanami by paws-bells

“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?” Aura(OC of Gundam Seed Fic) My Screwed up Life! by Kurama's-Girl-Aura

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!
--Benjamin Franklin, 1759

It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master
is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they betray of the hidden life is
by means of symbol; if it were not for the recurring evidence of murder -
the disemboweled rabbits, the headless flickers, the torn squirrels -
we should forever imagine our cats to be simple pets whose highest ambition
is to sleep in the best soft chair, whose worst crime is to sharpen their claws on carpeting
- Robley Wilson, Jr.

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..." (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.Cats have never forgotten this.
- Unknown

There are people who reshape the world by force or argument,
but the cat just lies there, dozing; and the world quietly reshapes
itself to suit his comfort and convenience.
- Allen and Ivy Dodd

“Since then Tsuna had gathered the unlikeliest band of protectors anyone could imagine and held them together like some sort of super-glue. Which was quite an accomplishment considering that killing Mukoro was one of Hibari's fondest dreams.” Vivere nel Peccato by Serpentine Wisdom(Katekyo Hitman REBORN! fanfic)

"The water is deceptive." He said finally. "All reactions and reflections. You would never know that it has it's own intentions, hidden deep below the surface."

-Haruka: Domeki's dead grandfather - Supernatural Entaglements (xxxHOLIC fanfic) - Author: flacedice

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog
that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
- Dereke Bruce

Poke me, I slap you.
Slap me, I kick you.
Kick me, I punch you.
Punch me, run for your life you poor little child. - (From Nimbafuu's Comment Signature on Deviantart.com)

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Unknown

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!
- Barbara Holland

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
- Anne Tyler

Socrates

BC 469-BC 399. Greek philosopher of Athens

-Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak.

-The unexamined life is not worth living.

-Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

-The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be.

-The comic and the tragic lie inseparably close, like light and shadow.

-I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.

-In childhood be modest, in youth temperate, in adulthood just, and in old age prudent.

-Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.

-To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise: for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them: but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know?

There are two way of establishing a reputation, one to be praised by honest people and the other to be accused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the first one, because it will always be accompanied by the latter.

Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832) British clergyman, sportsman and author. Marcus Tulius Cicero

106-43 BC. Writer, politician and great roman orator.

-Old age, especially an honored old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.

-Every stage of human life, except the last, is marked out by certain and defined limits; old age alone has no precise and determinate boundary.

-He does not seem to me to be a free man who does not sometimes do nothing.

The young should be dutiful at home, modest abroad, heedful and true, full of goodwill for the many, close friends with love; and should they have strength to spare, let them spend it upon the arts.
-Confucius

Of a gentleman who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults.
-Confucius

Fai D. Flowright(Tsubasa)- "...I also think there's a certain strength that's needed to be able to cry when you should."

Naruto-The power to believe in yourself. That will become the power to change fate.

“Every morning, I meditate about love and peace... I stop after three seconds.”--Vash the Stampede

He is NOT my boyfriend! We were just thrown together by a cruel twist of fate.-INUYASHA

RUROUNI KENSHIN- Ms. Kaoru believes that I cannot kill a man... I just love her naive impression of me! I wish that it's the truth, but I'm afraid it isn't.

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
Terry Pratchett

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett

People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
Terry Pratchett

Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget. Unsuccessfully.
Terry Pratchett

The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identified as charm, persuasion, uncertainty and bloody-mindedness.
Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Terry Pratchett

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Terry Pratchett

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.
Terry Pratchett

THE COLOUR OF MAGIC

The plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle, and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists houses and smashing their windows.

When I think I might die without seeing a 100th of all there is to see, it makes me feel well, humble I suppose, and very angry of course.

I believe I have a couple of guards just outside...
"Had"
And some others in the doorway across the street...
"Formerly"
Oh...

Why are you so scared?
Because I just saw the whole of my future life, and it didn't take very long.

I'm going out of my mind,
( mind speaks ) Good idea, its getting pretty crowded in here...

INTERESTING TIMES

Around it are those countries which, according to History, constitute the civilised world ie, a world that can support historians

Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all right because, to be fair, so had the students.

Ridcully assumed that anything people had time to write down couldn't be that important.

Whats so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something as a shock to the pig.

The 4 Horsemen of The Common Cold are Sniffles, Chesty, Nostril & Lack Of Tissues.

What sound does yellow make?

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."

"Why don't we just invite them to dinner and massacare them when they're drunk?"
"You heard the man, there's 7000 of them"
"Ah...so it would have to be something simple with pasta then?"

Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been Fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events : the oil just spilled there, the safety fence just broke there : that must also be a miracle. Just because its not nice doesnt mean its not miraculous.

"It seems that I am favouring myself today," said Fate. "Anyone fancy something else?"
The gods shrugged.
"Mad Kings?" said Fate pleasantly. "Star-Crossed Lovers?"
"I think we've lost the rules to that one," said Blind Io, chief of the gods.
"How about Mighty Empires?"
Fate nodded at The Lady, and in much the same voice as professional gamblers say "Aces high?" said, "The Fall Of Great Powers? Destinies of Nations hanging by a thread?".

According to the philosopher, Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organised.

This is the Discworld, which goes through space on the back of a Giant Turtle. Most worlds do, at some time in their perception. Its a cosmological view the human brain seems pre-programmed to take. Variations on the following take place at a crucial early point in the development of tribal mythology...
"You see dat?"
"What?"
"It just went plop off dat log."
"Yeah? Well?"
"I reckon... I reckon... like I reckon der world is carried on der back of one of dem."
A moment of silence while this astrophysical hypothesis is considered, and then...
"The whole world?"
"Of course, when I say one of dem, I mean a big one of dem."
"It'd have to be yeah."
" 'S funny, but... I see what you mean."
"Makes sense right?"
"Makes sense, thing is, I just hope it never goes plop."

The Dark Icon Writers- "Writing is an expression of the inner soul. No matter the characters or the situations, a piece of the writer will always remain with their work... a single piece of their heart remains in their writing."

“Death and poverty like me so much that they brought friends.”-- Vash the Stampede

?- I never doubted her writing. She was a fine writer, she was merely a failure as a human being

Hiei to Sensui- Just kill us now and spare us the sound of your voice.

Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.-?

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)

"... if you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering.." - Knives (Trigun)

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist)

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out! Observe my red coat, my lovely blonde locks, and if you're still having doubts, check out my 100 accurate gunmanship!" - Vash (Trigun)

"Why doesn't anything nice follow you?"
"I know, it's a real drag, isn't it?" - Meryl and Vash respectively about the spider machines, Murder Machine

Hey, I don't want you killing anyone, alright?"
"Why don't you just ask me not to breathe?"
"Thou shalt not kill, remember? What kind of churchman are you, anyway?"
"I've heard that before. Now you're starting to sound like your old self." - Vash and Wolfwood respectively talking about the impending rescue amongst 200 gunman, And Now, Goodbye

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Various Characters (Detective Conan)

A choice between two things. The forked road every person brought into the world must eventually face. A crossroad. Whichever path they choose, they lose something. Whichever path they choose, they are unable to find happiness. But are there really only two paths to a forked road? No. There are infinite paths we should take. There is more than one path we should take. There is more than one path into the future. --Vash (Trigun)

"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
- Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."― Alphonse Elric

Yugi: Uh, Joey, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.
Joey: Back off! I know what I'm doing!

"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." ~ Robert Anton Wilson

"Any writer, I suppose, feels that the world into which he was born is nothing less than a conspiracy against the cultivation of his talent." ~ James Baldwin

"Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters."

"You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it." Neil Gaiman

"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." Cyril Connolly

"The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block." Inigo DeLeon

"The first draft of anything is always shit" Ernest Hemingway

"No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one." Robert Byrne

"A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." Thomas Mann

"I write because I hate. A lot. Hard. "William Gass

"Writers are made, not born." Ayn Rand

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer

"Don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger"--Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings'

"Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves." --A.S.J. Tessimond

"Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff."

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons."Robertson Davies

"Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.
Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by cats.
You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems.
They're neat.
They don't have sexual hangups. A cat gets horny, it does something about it.
They keep reasonable hours. You never see a cat up before noon.
They know how to relax. Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?
What are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war? Pretty neglible. It's not that they can't, they just know that there are much better things to do with one's time. Like lie in the sun and sleep. Or go exploring the world." --Anonymous

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." Steven Wright

"Even if our enemy is a small bug, we will not underestimate it."- Aburame Shino (Naruto)

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while". ~ The Princess Bride

"If I love you, what business is it of yours?" ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. -"What Life Means to Einstein" in The Saturday Evening Post (26 October 1929)

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.- Letter to Harry S Truman

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. -Einstein

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. -Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.-Einstein

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. -Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Einstein

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.-Einstein

The hardest thing to understand is why we can understand anything at all. -Einstein

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. -Einstein

The search for truth is more precious than its possession. -Einstein

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Einstein

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. -Einstein

Any fool can know. The point is to understand.-Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.-Einstein

"Wars are always fought for old men, by young boys" anon

The Dick Cheney shooting incident shows what happens when you put the kids in charge of the kindergarten and let them play with guns. Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo show what happens when you put them in charge of other kids without responsible adult supervision. The Iraq war shows what happens when you put the lunatics in charge of the asylum and let them play with real armies. ~ Letter to the editor, The Age Newspaper (Australia) (20 February 2006)

"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time." - Vash (Trigun)

"That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes... That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!"~ Roy Mustang (FMA)

'I am distrubed by the fact that a man in control of one of the five most destructive weapons, can't tell his left from his right.'
~ Gundam Wing, Quatra Winner

'Are you going to find all the shards of the jewel lady Kaede?'
'Nay child, Kagome and Inuyasha are, but if only they would like each other a bit more. . .'
(Girl points)
'But they already do like each other lady Kaede!'
Kagome is on top of Inuyasha trying to pull shirt open so that she can heal his wounds.
Kaede steps in front of children panicked 'Avert ye gaze children!'
~ Inuyasha

'We should run!'
'WHAT! We can't eat and run!'
'We must. It is too big, it is powerful. It is unholy and it is against my religion.'
'Your only religion is Leecherury!'
~ Inuyasha

'I'm afraid the good doctor met his end long ago. WE were created by doctoer Gero's computer.'
'Now his COMPUTER'S trying to kill me!'
~ Dragon Ball Z

"There she is, the embodiment of love! YOUR Venus!"
"And how I hate her." - Sir Ulrich von Leichtenstein (William Thatcher)
~ A knight's tale

'Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. . .'
~ Beyblade Fanfic

Tyson: I see you've been practicing your move: giving people the cold shoulder.
Kai: Pratice makes perfect.
~ Beyblade V force, Kai Hiwatari Tyson Granger

"When in doubt, blame Tyson! It works for Hillary."
~Beyblade V Force, Dizzi

Inuyasha: "I don't suppose I can have both of them."

Shippou: "You two timing."

Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out."

Kagome: "SIT"

Miroku: "That's right, big sit." -- Inuyasha

"What else is there! She askes; is beauty all that matters? And all you can say is, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?"
"I didn't know what else to say!"
"You should write a book. How to offend women in 5 syllables or less."
~ Swan Princess

'When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-'
~ Akkiko Tenshi (fanfiction.net author)

Do not embarrass your foe in the eye of the public. Do it in the eye of the nation :)
~ Akkiko Tenshi (fanfiction.net author)

HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet.
~Tara

'There's only one thing worse then dragons. Americans.'
~ Reign of Fire

As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE F IS MY CEILING?
~Daniel

Dr. Daniel Goodman: That is not a tuxedo, Dr. Hodgins.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I am not going, Dr. Goodman.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are going.
places name tag in Dr. Hodgins' pocket
Dr. Daniel Goodman: When we arrive the donors will all be wearing name tags.
Zack Addy: What do we talk about?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Your work, of course.
Angela Montenegro: Zack's work consists of removing flesh from corpses. Hodgins dissects bugs that have been eating people's eyeballs.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Leave me out of it - I am not going.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: And how do you see your job?
Angela Montenegro: sighs I draw death masks.
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Is that really how you see it?
Angela Montenegro: Don't you?
Dr. Daniel Goodman: You are the best of us, Miss Montenegro. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. You give victims back their faces - their identities. You remind us all of why we're here in the first place - because we treasure human life.
Angela hugs Dr. Goodman
Dr. Daniel Goodman: Oh, for God's sake.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What happened?
Zack Addy: Apparently all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep African-American tone. --Bones

The next following quotes... all came from the same fic.

Story title: She's going where!

Author: Euphrosyne

~ Vivinne swirled around, trying to find a parking space. “This is so annoying! Can we park here?” Tala couldn’t hold himself back from shouting.

“Stupidity isn’t a handicap, park somewhere else!”

~The blonde shook her head at Riley's answer. "One day your prince will come," the two looped arms, Chloe walking Riley backstage. "Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."

~ "Excuse me! Do I look like a grocery item to you? Stop checking me out!"

~ Guys are like slinkies. It’s only fun to watch’em fall down the stairs.

Category: Harry Potter
Title: Son of a Potions Master
Summary: Harry has just received the all time shock and horror of his life, this catastrophe has even breached Voldemort's horror. Is it just possible... is it even remotely human, that Professor Severus Snape, has a son? Harry is introduced to Lantis Snape, a young boy who Harry was so certain would be as loathing, creepy and irritable as his father, so how is it that when they meet, Lan shows he's fairly normal, and possibly even Hogwart's newest hottie? Sparks will fly even further when he and Lan manage to become friends, despite prejudice and house seperation? Delving further into the plot, Voldemort can hold a grudge for a very long time, and it just so happens, one person he has a grudge against is Snape for betrayal, and he might have just found a way to get back at his former Death Eater...
Quote: "You. Are. So. Dead." Draco growled out through gritted teeth and he began to advance on Harry. Harry was about to say something, when to his surprise, someone else said it for him.
"Well that's funny, cause you know, if someone was dead, you'd have thought they'd have stopped walking and stuff... creepy. Maybe the boy-who-won't-bloody-die is a zombie neh?" A cheerful voice asked, and suddenly a slightly tanned hand reached out to grab the back of Draco's collar.
"What the hell!" The young Slytherin demanded turning so he could get a better look at the interfering lout, then his eyes widened when he did.
"Hiya Drake! Wa'zzuuuupppp?" The teen asked laughing.
"Oh dear god not you!" Draco yelped then attempt to run away while the boy still held his collar, turning a pleading glance at the startled Harry, he yelled; "Just this once, for god's sake! Knock me out! Stun me! DO SOMETHING!"

Category: Tamora Pierce
Title: (Haven't come up with one yet, this is a pretty new idea!)
Summary: Irnai the child prophet forewarned something ominous... something so horribly evil... Neal's daughter was going to try for knighthood. _ Well 10 years since that day, our favorite group from the protecter-of-the-small series have entered their thirties, and Neal's daughter is just turning 10 years old. The first thing out of her lips for a birthday wish?
'I want to be a knight.' Neal now has to deal with the fact that his daughter is growing up, it should be no big problem right? She's only the 6th girl to try so far, and there are 4 already respectable female knights running around... no problem right? Wrong, out of those 5, only 2 had the hand of the goddess over them. Thing is... a god has started taking an interesting in little Fae, and as we all know, it leads to great, or terrible things. Only one thing is certain, Faerune of Queenscove's name will be going down in history.
Quote: "I want to be a knight." Her hands were crossed, face set with a look of determination. Legs planted firmly in the ground, it was clear she was ready to argue.
Silence.
Neal blinked.
Once.
Twice.
Three times.
"Pardon me?" Neal asked, he straightened and set the horse brush down.
"I want to be a knight." Fae repeated. Neal blinked again.
"Excuse me." He said calmly. Then he walked over to a rain barrel, grabbed both sides with his calloused hands... and dunked his head in. Fae sighed.
"Mom! Daddy's trying to drown himself again!" Yuki, sitting in the orchard a few feet away shook her head and yelled back;
"Well at least he isn't trying to jump off a cliff like last time!"

-‘Hibari-san, how old are you?’ Tsuna asked in a baritone voice.

-‘Fifteen…’ Hibari answered, his voice breathless and wimpy.
-‘How long have you been fifteen?’
-‘A while…’

exerpt from the Omake of Top Five Asian Drama Cliches by starryheavens07 (Katekyo Hitman REBORN! Fanfic)