Good morning, Star-shine! The world says 'Hello!'
Just a bit about me, since that's what's supposed to be in a bio. ;
Friends: Anyone who's as crazy as me and has a good sense of humor.
Family: There are some strange people living in my house, but they might just be street bums who wondered in when I left the door open.
Favorite books: HP series, The Giver, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time, Calvin and Hobbs(if that counts as a book), The Poisonwood Bible, Burned, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Reviving Ophelia, Mount Dragon, Salem Falls, and My Sister's Keeper.
Favorite T.V. shows: Monk, Bones, South Park, Danny Phantom, and House.
Favorite Movies: Shrek 1-3, The Sixth Sense, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribbean 1-3, The Others, Harry Potter series, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Finding Nemo, the Nightmare Before Christmas, the Phantom of the Opera, Night at the Museum, Spiderman 2, and the Matrix Reloaded.
Pets: I'm my own pet. :-D
Quotes: (I know it's over-done, I just don't care.)
"I just had a thought.”
"Remind me to buy you a card to commemorate the moment."
“Are you crazy!”
“Crazy no, completely insane, yes.”
Well, now we know that the mental meltdown I had been anticipating has finally occurred.
“You’re-” she began.
“Not supposed to be here, I know. But I couldn’t live without seeing you for another second. Darling, Sugar, Honeycakes, Sweetie, Sweet Pea, Pumpkin, hell, I’ll even throw in High Fructose Corn Syrup, I need you so bad!”
“Have I told you lately just how much I hate you?”
“You wound me.”
“It’s a shame it isn’t fatal.”
“I never made a mistake in my life; at least never one I couldn’t explain away afterwards.”
It was nothing but a coincidence, a very odd and twisted coincidence, but a coincidence none the less.
Sometimes, there are better ways to occupy your time then standing in front of a mirror admiring what you see on the other side.
“Get away from me you…you cartoonish villain you!”
“I'm not insane; crazy, perhaps, but insanity can only be proclaimed by a court of law.”
“I might be crazy, but who ever had fun being sane anyway?”
"When I'm old, I don't want them to say of me, "She's so charming." I want them to say, "Be careful, I think she's armed."
“Never meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy, and good to eat.”
“Danger comes from an unexpected source, but so does aid, so it all works out, really.”
There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and then there are people that wonder, “what the hell just happened?”
"They Say, only the good die young, if it works the other way around I'm immortal."
"Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over."
"Smile! It makes people wonder what you’re thinking." :-)
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three"
"Courage is nine-tenths context. What is courageous in one setting can be foolhardy in another and even cowardly in a third."
"Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will, at the worst possible moment."
"To fear is one thing. To let fear grab you by the tail and swing you around is another."
"To play it safe is not to play."
"I'm not cruel. I'm just evil."
"Even if the Voices aren’t real they still have some pretty good ideas."
"You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person."
"Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there."
"Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them."
“Meet Doctor Weird. He’s my psychologist... and he’s schizophrenic.”
"I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip."
"I shall call him squishy, and he will be mine, and he will be my squishy."
“This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
“Have you ever stolen your therapist's notebook? It's amusing”
“Both the Universe and stupidity are the only two things in constant expansion, and I'm only sure about the latter.”
“You're depriving some poor village of its idiot.”
“I have great faith in fools; my friends call it self-confidence”
"I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot."
"Paranoid Schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?"
"Don't run; you'll just die tired."
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia."
Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say, "Who do you think you are?"
“Thank you for agreeing to see me.”
“I had a choice? It's a little late to tell me that now.”
"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force."
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"
"Hatred may make you strong, but it also makes you blind and stupid."
"My goal in life is to hurt you severely, come here."
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them."
"Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again"
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets."
"Defeat isn't bitter if you sprinkle sweet revenge on it."
"You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me."
"Well, aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.
-“My Mountain Dew says: for best taste drink by 0631DEO9256 WV-2. Odd. Does anybody have any idea what date that is?”
-“That would be the 631st of December 9256, just like it says. The WV-2 part indicates that you can safely wait until twice that in West Virginia (their health regulations are much more lax).”
"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"The basic problem with civilization today is that all of our advances in agriculture and medicine have permitted really stupid people to live long enough to reproduce."
"Ah, Jello, the Minnesota delicacy. It’s mankind's greatest achievement. It’s colorful and versatile. If you put shredded carrots in it, it's a vegetable. If you put a dollop of Miracle Whip on it and serve it on a leave of lettuce, it's a salad. If you put fruit in it, it's dessert. If you put fruit in it and Cool Whip on top of it, it's a special dessert.
Don't get me started on Dream Whip and Lipton's Onion Soup Mix."
"Reality is whatever refuses to go away when I stop believing in it."
"I'm an instant success...just add water and stir."
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy."
"It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"When people were in trouble they went to a witch. Sometimes, of course, to say please stop doing it."
Well, that's it for now!
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