I am 16 years old and am yet to complete a fanfic. But trust me I'm working on it.

Upcoming fics include:
An Underworld and Resident Evil Crossover! Crazy, but it just might work.
A femslash Underworld fic set during the events of the movie containing one of my favourite couples: Erika & Selene. Absolute buffness.
A Cruel Intentions fic told from the POV of everyone's favourite gay drug dealer, Blaine Tuttle. Guest starring: Persephone and the Merovingian from Matrix fame.
A short FFX-2 one-shot featuring Yuna and Leblanc set during the scene where Yuna is required to give Leblanc a massage but changed it so that it's WAY more sexy.
Another short FFX-2 one-shot explaining why Rikku and Paine should have had lotsa sex during the hot spring scene. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
A Final Fantasy Fightout! Craziness abounds.
A mid-movie Underworld fic telling what happened to Erika after she helped Selene escaped and a revelation for Erika.
A short Faith/OFC fic . . . Funfunfunfunfunfunfun
A Buffy/Charmed crossover! Controversy central, I know . . .