LOL I'm really amused by the THREE hate reviews I've received from people who did NOT read my fic because they did NOT request privately for the lemon fanfic NOR state their age. I can only assume they're either idiots who can't read instructions OR they're underaged OR a combination of both. For my own amusement, I thought I should keep a list since they're always anonymous signers. I've never received flames before writing 'Id' and heck, it's doubly funny to receive flames from people who didn't even read the fic (because I've heard nothing but good stuff from those who DID read the fic). Lets see how long this list can get!! I DO hope the next flame is more fun to read.

Person 1: Forgot his name. SHRUGS says: "FUCK YOU"

Me in response: You wish!

Person 2: Amanda (Tabert7@msn.com) says "FUCK YOU"

Me in response: (laughs) you and the previous guy wishes!

Person 3: Dumb Kid (anonymous ) you fucking suck at writeing you dope

me: Lol, like you've even read the lemon since I didn't send it to you. And it's spelled "writing" but I guess that's why you chose the name "dumb kid". So the list is up to 3 shitheads and still rising?

At first I thought I was having a sense of deja vu but turns out it WASN'T deja vu. It IS the same person. I guess i'm starting to get my own personal online stalker_

Person 2 (AGAIN): Amanda (Tabert7@msn.com) says: You're such a whiny bitch go fuck yourself!

me: Does anyone else think jealousy is a horrible creature? Who IS this person? Personally the lack of creativity bugs me more than the insult cuz it sounds pretty juvenile. I sure hope as hell she's only in her teens or younger cuz otherwise i'd pity her and nobody likes to be pitied. If you don't like that you don't get to read Id, WRITE YOUR OWN FANFIC! This person is probably going to grow up to be barefoot/pregnant/and working at some menial job, judging by her quality of words.(laughs and leaves for lunch)

Once again, Person 2: Amanda (Tabert7@msn.com)
Message 1: Yeah, whatever. But you're still a whinny little ~

Message 2:by the way, "online stalker"? Please~ quite flattering your self, I just want to see if theres more of my hate comments for you are being posted up~ (snort)

Me: (YAWN) What the hey? This person keeps coming back to this fic and keeps complaining even though no one cares. I graciously posted her whining to humor her but now it's boring. Um...what DO you call a person who regularly checks your page and whines about nothing? (Hint: the answer is "stalker"). My advice is to get a life outside of the cyber world.

ps

For people who are curious, I really AM planning on finishing my fics or at least updating them once in a while. The thing is, I have a bunch of school-related stuff that I must attend to and we all know higher education is a real pain in the ass. Right now I'm too nervous about my tests and getting into schools to write fics.

Hall of Shame:Removed story

Title: Id

To those of you who are asking "WHERE THE HECK IS THE STORY?!" the answer is, READ THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS!!

This fic is STILL request only by PM: State your age in your PM.

BTW

Please do not send reviews with PMs. PMs are for requests and questions only. (Yes I will finish all my fics...someday...) If you choose to review, and I am grateful, please do so with the 'review' function.

Supplementary info: In case someone else asks again, I’ll state it right here. FF.net does not have an NC-17 rating nor does it have a MA rating so if I leave ‘Id’ posted, or any of my future lemons posted, eventually, someone somewhere will become offended and get me kicked off. I may or may not write lemons in the future but regardless, ‘Id’ is as I’ve repeated many times, explicit. It does not describe sex with euphemisms nor does it make it soft and mushy. It may have been my first lemon but I always try my best with whatever I do. And in spite of my love for fuzzy romance, I have a penchant for darker genres. ‘Id’ is borderline hardcore and not the usual lemon fic that you read; the sort in which the act finishes in 3 sentences. I mean look at the title of the fic! The definition of “Id” is unrestrained want for satisfaction of primitive needs. I’ve already decided that if I dare to attempt to write another lemon, it too will be request only. If I left lemons posted, the majority of the readers will be young kids who can’t possibly give me any constructive criticisms on such a genre anyways. Besides, 90 percent of the requesters don’t review lemons either so I hardly see how the number of reviews has any relevance any longer. When I become a mom, many many MANY years from now, I’d expect lemons to be kept away from my kids too. It’s funny how in spite of my many warnings, people still continue to read my darker fics and then complain. I wrote a dark shikaino fic a long while ago and a girl was highly offended because it brought back bad memories. I’m sorry but I DID warn you. These are simply stories and may include behaviors that I would never condone or would condemn in real life. I feel I have sort of outgrown FF.net but I have yet found a fanfic site for more mature writings. Maybe someday I’ll make my own site and recruit other writers. The troubles with my first ever lemon fic is indication enough that I may need to find a new home

The next story I aspire to update: Seraph's Hope (For some reason, the chapter keeps coming out weird)