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since: 03-05-04, id: 548416, Profile Updated: 09-16-08
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Author has written 33 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Misc. Movies, Back to the Future, Corpse Bride, National Treasure, Lord of the Rings, Signs, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mary Poppins, Die Hard, Ironman, and Harry Potter.

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ONE MORE CLUE TRAILER
The trailer for the sequel to Another Clue! Made before the story was posted, but everyone still continues to enjoy it. A little teaser for the fic - if you enjoyed this and Another Clue, you're going to love One More Clue. Check it out!!

ANOTHER CLUE VIDEO
Recently decided that I had to make a music video for my National Treasure story, and it is now up on YouTube!! Check it out and let me know what you thought with a comment!

PRINCIPLES OF COMPROMISE TRAILER
Eh, I got in the video making mood and made a short trailer for my PotC story, though I kind of just quickly threw it together.


PICTURES OF CHARCTERS

Carolyn Howe
(Another Clue, National Treasure)
Actress Natalie Victoria from Internet Movie Database is the closest thing I got to Carolyn picture-wise. She's pretty perfect for the part!

Margaret Black
(Principles of Compromise, Pirates of the Caribbean)
This is actress Fay Masterson, and the picture is from Internet Movie Database. Pretty much what Margaret looks like, just put her in some period clothes from Pirates!

National Treasure: Portrait of Stephen Poster
(National Treasure/ Colbert Report)
Long story on this... The Report was doing a segment with the same title, so for fun I made a movie poster for the Colboard. Then I saw that the National Treasure section here was having a 'NT3 Trailer Challenge,' and I had to write something for that and promote my poster, lol. Keep inmind - my first attempt at picture modification. Not too bad, though!


MY STORIES

. Hiatus .
Invisible Scars
Unprecedented Youth
Small Steps

. Ideas For The Future .
(in no particular order)
DUE TO MY FIREFLY USB TRAGICALLY BEING CRUSHED RECENTLY, MOST WORK FOR THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN LOST.

Hobbit High
(LotR - Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are enrolled in Hobbit High: School for Hobbits. Frodo’s got a crush, Foods class is a LIE, consider mustard lethal, and just how many ways can you play the tambourine? Saving Middle Earth was easier. I decided that hobbits deserve an awesome school fic just like all the Gondor and Rohan people, so here it is! Hobbits deserve an education, too! Humor!)

And A Bottle of Rum
(PotC; Third story in Ronie and Val series - Val is now a successful inventor, living at home with her two children Chloe and J.J. (Jack Jr.). Every summer, Chloe and J.J. use Val's time machine to visit Jack for vacation, but this year, during a reunion with her old friends, Val tells them Jack cannot take them this summer. Confused, Chloe, Jordan (Ronie and Brandon's daughter), Tyler (Clay and Amelia's son), and J.J. head to the Caribbean to find out what went wrong. Hostages, rum, love at first sight, deception, and random happenings typical of a sixteen-year-old included. Jack got his rum all right, along with a few unintended things... Humor/ Romance! Can't wait!)

Paging Captain Sparrow
(PotC - Nina Cue is a hard-working employee for the Mary-Sue filing systems corporation MS Proposals, Pirates of the Caribbean Sector Represenative. Her job requires her to read hundreds of applications and resumes of MarySue hopefuls, audition them, give out creative liscenses, and oversee the mass production of custom-made Jack Sparrows, Will Turners, ect. for Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction authors everywhere. The office life is not glamorous dealing with hot-headed clients, their creations, the nerd in the corner trying to ask her out everyday, and keeping the main characters from going insane about stories they do or so not want their names to be seen in. Overall, the job is painstaking, especially when employees cannot reflect the characteristics of MarySues (or GaryStus) in any way. Bad news for Nina when she gets caught in a nasty bit of office romance with the main characters themselves! Romance/ Humor! Haha..)

In the Land of Greenfoot Where the Campers Lie
(LOTR - Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin stumble into a summer camp and meet up with three of the veteren attendees that are now trying their first years as staff members. Will Anastasia, Danielle, and Myles be able to hide their identities from the camp, along with two huge fans that share a cabin with them? And will the old interests in a certain someone return with the band from last year or will new ones spring from the coming of these four 'grown-up' hobbits? Romance/ Humor most definately!)

Club Thirteen
(HP - AU. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny get fed up with Snape upon entering the seventh year, and so they made this list the night before term begins. But then Hermione and Ginny get to thinking of putting it to action. So with the help of several random and out-of-the-ordinary girls around Hogwarts, Hermione and Ginny create The Thirteen - a group dedicated to making Snape's life a living hell by adding to The List and preforming the assigned tasks. Harry, Ron, and others get in on the action, too, including Tonks as the new DADA teacher and the return of some other former students. In the end, what will become of that potions master? Humor of course. What else?)

Hocus Pocus And Whatnot
(HP - Erin and Allegra Parks, two sisters that are mortal enemies and best friends, have it rough when another arguement between their parents leads to a decision in divorce. Not wanting to be torn apart, Erin and Allegra can only wait. Then one day, they receive their fates in an envelope: letters admitting them to Hogwarts. They are convinced that the letters are a fake since Erin is old enough to be in the sixth year, but they decide that this just might be what they need to get their parents to reconsider splitting up. Seperation by two different houses, new classes, very different surroundings, tons of homework, friendship, crushes, bullies, rumors, blackmail, and trouble galore follows Erin and Allegra throughout their stay at Hogwarts. This new world brings them closer together, but will it be enough to bring their family together again? A sisterly love kind of fic I've dedicated to my sister (and my biggest fan) Amber, since we share a huge love for Harry Potter if nothing else. A little bit of everthing in this one, so look for this one under General. Set during 5th year.)

ABC
(Jurassic Park III -Dr. Alan Grant has a twenty-year-old daughter Caitlin (however, she's not Ellie's daughter, just to get that across). Knowing how desperate her father is to get hold of some money to save their dig site, Mr. Kirby’s offer had seemed to come at the perfect time. Even though Cait’s better mind advises against it, she embarks on the journey to Isla Sorna with her father, the Kirbys, and Billy Brennan (her main focus of attention for some time now). Will their triumphs and reunions make them stronger, or will their struggles and losses wear them down? Can Alan’s own experiences on Isla Nublar with Cait help him to be more understanding with the Kirbys? And just how much does Cait mean to Billy? Will she even survive Isla Sorna? Action/ Adventure/ Romance. Yeah, I had to, LoL.)

The Hard Part
(Back to the Future - Okay, rewrite of the movie where Doc's got a daughter named Emma. She's best friends with Marty just like her father, but they flirt on and off all the time. Speaking of time, will it be able to fix Emma's heartbreak after seeing her father killed in cold blood? In 1955, things get even more crazy than before. She can't let the secret slip that she's Doc Brown's daughter, Marty's mother is hitting on her son, George is asking Emma to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance, and Doc is having sneaking suspicions about the locket Emma will let no one see and the strange connection with her he cannot quite place his finger on. If she and Marty are to succeed in rescuing the Doc, they must overcome all of these perils and more (such as a raging 18 year-old Biff Tannen). Will Doc even get the letter? Action/ Adventure/ Romance. Another had to, lol. I absolutely love Back To The Future, so yep. Had to do it. Hopefully the first in a series of three!)

Ta! :)

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1. Contract Negotiations reviews
To save her script and her job, Pamela K. Webber has to convince Riley to die in her original version of 'National Treasure.' People don't take it lightly, least of all Riley.
National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 11-3-08
2. Invisible Scars » reviews
[Full summary inside] Everyone has an invisible scar. Whether it'd be from love, war, or childhood, invisible scars may be cut the deepest and hurt the most. But every scar has a story. And no story is alike in any way. FrodoOC.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,327 - Reviews: 140 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 4-14-06
3. I Have Always Been Mean To Riley Poole reviews
OneShot. Riley has endured bullying all twelve years of his grade school life, and it has been at the hands of a girl. There's not much more humiliation past that, unless you count being stupid enough to like her, too. RileyOC.
Complete - National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-14-08 - Published: 10-14-08
4. And There Is No Healing For Us reviews
She's not coming back. He blames himself. TonyPepper.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 9-30-08
5. For A Decade » reviews
Now a Two Part. Pepper tells Tony about their upcoming anniversary at his Fourth of July party, but his intoxicated mind misinterprets her entirely. The morning after is no picnic either. Kind of just fluff. TonyPepper.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 5-17-08
6. Implied Consent reviews
One Shot. Eleven-year-old Severus Snape announces to his mother that he has just met the girl that he wants to marry. Eileen is not sure how to react. SnapeLily implied, a tad OOC. Just for fun. :
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 9-28-08
7. Punctum In Odio reviews
AU, 7th year. It started with a squeak. Now, Hermione, Ginny, & eleven other girls are out to get Snape with a torture worse than the Crutiatus curse - maddening agitation. When he's finally at the end of his rope, will they have mercy? Or just laugh?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
8. Principles of Compromise » reviews
When Jack is wrongfully accused of Will’s murder, Elizabeth wants to believe he’s innocent. Along with trying to make sense of Will’s death, she sees a new side of Norrington, & Lord Beckett slowly destroys her chances of keeping Jack alive. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,329 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 5-21-07
9. One More Clue » reviews
Sequel to Another Clue. A new historian is on the map after discovering Roanoke, but it isn't a map he needs to find its treasure: it's a compass. Rules everchanging, Ben, Riley, Abigail, & Carolyn risk it all when the compass surfaces in their possesion.
National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,806 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 7-25-08 - Published: 5-22-08
10. National Treasure: Drabbles of the iPod » reviews
Music helps everything, even writer's block. A bunch of little drabbles, ten at a time, revolving around NT to relieve me of it. For the writing challenge of writing drabbles during the first ten songs shuffled on an iPod or iTunes. Hope you enjoy them :D
National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 6-23-08
11. Of Toothpaste and Pancakes reviews
One Shot. AKA 'War.' Tony Stark does not start wars; he only indirectly participates. Until now. Tony and Pepper battle it out in a food fight. Who wins? TonyPepper fluff.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 6-10-08
12. Another Clue » reviews
Sequel Up! A young woman takes up housekeeping in the Gates' manor as a cover to get a clue to the rumored other part of the treasure. But things change when Riley comes into the picture at the wrong time. Where does another clue lead them this time? RxOC
Complete - National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,010 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 5-22-08 - Published: 3-16-06
13. Extra Dry, Extra Olive reviews
Movieverse, One Shot. What if Tony had returned to the roof that night? TonyPepper.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 5-7-08 - Published: 5-7-08
14. National Treasure: Portrait of Stephen Trailer reviews
Full Explanation Inside. I just go wind of this challenge thing and had to contribute... Somewhat of a spoof crossover between National Treasure and the Colbert Report because of his recent segments involving NT. I had to!
Complete - National Treasure - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-17-08 - Published: 1-17-08
15. The Will Turner Rap reviews
Just like Jack, Will does a rap. Again, selfexplanitory! I know you're curious... read it... I guarentee, yet again, you'll love it!
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 11-8-07
16. FanFiction Ruined My Life reviews
After getting rejected by my college to enter the only major I really wanted to do, I start to blame my obsession with Pirates for why I was too distracted to do my best. Jack & Co. don't take it lightly when I tell them I want to stop writing, however...
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-3-07 - Published: 11-3-07
17. Unprecedented Youth » reviews
[Full Summary Inside, DMC.AWE] Jack runs into a small girl while in Tortuga collecting souls for his debt, but she is drawn to his 'magic' compass. A fun story now continuing into World's End! Creda still only wants the compass. Jack would think otherwise
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 2-13-07
18. That Guy reviews
OneShot. A scene added between Matt and Lucy, and an eavesdropping McClane at the hospital at the end of Live Free. Rated for language.
Complete - Die Hard - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-11-07
19. The Jack Sparrow Rap » reviews
[ONE SHOT] Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 7-9-05
20. Small Steps » reviews
[Set during invasion] An emotionally unstable girl adds moving across the state with her family to her list of things that are slowly but surely weakening her. If she thinks moving on is a challenge, what happens when the aliens show up?
Signs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 6-22-06
21. Under The Weather reviews
[ONESHOT] Mary Poppins is feeling under the weather, and Bert, Jane, & Michael spend a comical day trying to tend to her and keep the house under control. How bad can things get when Mary Poppins isn't on her feet? A fun short story, MaryBert implied.
Complete - Mary Poppins - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 3-22-07
22. I Love This Song! » reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Yo ho, yo ho!] Five years later, and Jack still never got that rum...
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,379 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 5-9-05
23. The Christmas Eve List reviews
[OneShot] Everyone has their traditions on Christmas Eve. A holiday shot involving Riley, his traditions, and how he watches them get better with time and the people he shares them with over the years.
Complete - National Treasure - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-25-06 - Published: 11-25-06
24. The End reviews
[STRANGER THAN FICTION] A scene I have added where Karen Eiffel visits Harold Crick in his hospital room, and a conversation shared between them about the end of the book. OneShot.
Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
25. As Promised reviews
[OneShot] Years after the Golden Ticket contest, Willy Wonka passes away, and Charlie is having difficulty keeping his promise to Willy and coping at the same time. Does he really still want to be a chocolatier?
Complete - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 8-6-06
26. Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho! » reviews
[COMPLETE! Threequel to Buried Treasure! and ARGH] The pirates are back just in time for Christmas! And a bit of mistletoe action!
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,987 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 4-13-06 - Published: 2-15-05
27. The Song reviews
For the piano players in everyone who have ever been mislead in their lives
Complete - Corpse Bride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06
28. Light Up The Sound reviews
Prequel to my BTTF series. AU. Doc's daughter Emma & Marty get anxious when intimidated by Doc's big secret behind an equally big curtain. Chem notes, dogwalking, & a Beatles' song involved, too. Haha..
Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 1-19-06
29. Home reviews
[BEWITCHED] This takes place before the part where Jack finds Isabel in the studio at the end. Isabel is alone when her father appears one last time, however. [One Shot]
Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-05 - Published: 6-25-05
30. Dearest Violet reviews
[One-Shot] Klaus has the unfortunate duty of doing something he never thought he'd have to - laying his precious sister Violet to rest.
Complete - Series Of Unfortunate Events - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-16-05 - Published: 5-16-05
31. Yo ho, yo ho! » reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack runs into a moody troublemaker and her hyperactive friend on accident one night just innocently looking for his rum, but n0o0o0o0o0o... [Sequel up]
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,472 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 12-6-04
32. Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH! » reviews
[COMPLETE! Sequel to Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure] Evil Barbossa daughter seeking revenge on Jack! GASP! [Threequel up! Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho]
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,408 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 8-28-04
33. Just An Odd Pirate Story: Buried Treasure! » reviews
[COMPLETE] Jack, Will, and Elizabeth in a whole new adventure... in the 21st century... with three hyper friends... yeeeeaaah...[Sequel up now: Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH]
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,239 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 4-13-04
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