now, i am far from my annoyingly stupid and gullible 13-yea-old self, though i do believe that i still have that child-like qualities inside. i use dark humoric sarcasm now together with my...asinine...ideas and such. go figure why i changed? anyway, i'm here to re-introduce myself with...this kind of thing which people mostly idenify as a "survey."

half of the things i listed here are not true. specially about the part of me being gay...

First name: Tiffany (oh, how I loathe it)
Middle name: not applicable
Last name: not applicable
Nickname(s): i have plenty
Gender: undefined external element
Age: fifteen revolutions of the earth around the sun
Birthday: the sixteenth moon of the tenth month
Height: 158 cm
Hair color: neon green (no kidding...muhahaha)
Eye color: a rather dismal and deep shade of onyx
Race: I do not know for the Filipinos share different races passed down from their kinsmen
Do you wear glasses or contacts: I wear both…at the same time (Oh. Em. Gee.)
Do you have braces: not really
Is your hair long or short: I’m bald…really, I am.
Where were you born: on a hospital bed, perhaps?
Current location: in front of the computer…typing
Zodiac sign: Libra
How many languages do you know: I know 5 but I am not fluent with the other 2.
Nationality: Filipino
Bad habits: being gay, procrastinating, laziness…the usual lot.
Piercing you have: one pair, both ears
Piercing you want: navel, nose, in between nose, ears, eyebrows, tongue…NOT!
Tattoos you have: none whatsoever
Tattoos you want: none…
Today's date: August 26, 2006
The time: 6:39 PM
Ready for a bunch more questions: oh god, no
What are you: an undefined external element of sorts
Address: Middle of Nowhere, Milky Way Galaxy
Good habits: nothing…I’m rotten to the core. That is, unless somebody thinks otherwise.

Have you ever…

Lied: sure, who doesn’t?
Run away: from what, exactly?
Had sex: this is me, barfing at a nearby trash bin
Done drugs: done? In the sense that I made drugs?
Drunk alcohol: what alcohol? Rubbing alcohol? Of course not.
Broken a bone: I did break my chicken’s wing…
Failed a class: almost failed…ALMOST
Been in a fist fight: sure…that is assuming that I used my fists
Dyed your hair: nope
Been in a car accident: yes, it was rather…pleasurable
Been out of the country: Hell no…
Driven illegally: yes…I got a distance of exactly nothing
Thrown a temper tantrum: does bawling in public count?
Been suspended: no…that is to say, not yet
Been expelled: nope
Given the finger: yes, occasionally when I am really pissed
Rebelled against authority: authority? Yes I did and still does
Been in jail: in?
Kissed on the first date: what date?
Melted a credit card: I find this…interesting
Worst relative: I prefer not to answer this
Best relative: I still prefer not to answer this
Do you get along with your parents: sure
Does anyone in your family understand you: I think not. Do I understand myself?

School…

Are you still in school: for the next 10 years or so, yes
Did you drop out: why in the blazes would I do that?
Current GPA or last GPA you got: 89?
Favorite grade: grade what?
Least favorite grade: huh? I’m lost
Favorite teacher: there’s this small guy who amuses me so
Least favorite teacher: anyone who teaches research...!
Favorite subject: English related stuff and all Science related fields except research…I NEVER LIKED ARTS
Least favorite subject: the exact sciences
Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I remember bringing lunch back then…when I was still…INNOCENT
Play any sports on the school's team: played plenty of sports though my forte is badminton
Do/did you do any extracurricular activities: I joined the English club this year. I think I made a wrong decision.
Favorite dance: none…I don’t do dance…
Favorite memory: my mind seems to be at a lost here…
Least favorite dance: least? I hate every dance ever invented
Least favorite memory: only one?
Most humiliating moment: ask me and we’ll be talking for the next 24 hours or so

Favorite…

Number: 16 and 13
Clothing brand: Lee Pipes and Jag
Shoes: Walk-over, Florsheim and Striders for school: Nike, Fila and And 1 for anything else
Saying: "Death is death however it comes, legal or otherwise." –Erik, Phantom by Susan Kay
TV shows: I rarely have favorites in this area
Sport: badminton
Vegetable: I’m not very fond of these things
Fruit: this too
Movie: Van Helsing, Phantom of the Opera by Webber, Constantine and I Am Sam
Magazine: MAD
Actors: Hugh Jackman, Butler, Rickman, and Felton ?
Actress: they’re sluts but Ms. Ryder is kinda good in this field
Candy: gummy bears, jelly beans and the soft white rabbit
Gum: nothing
Scent: dishes with laurel leaves in it, does that count?
Candy bar: Mars Bas although, Milky way comes to a close second
Ice cream flavor: mocha, vanilla and coffee crumble
Color: blue, black, red, white and silver
Season: Fall, when everything…perishes
Holiday: Manila day
Band: Greenday ?
possesion: my books and stuff...