| Briana Rose |
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter. In short: I'm a very lazy fic-writer. I like to randomly (and rather inanely) quote the Simpsons and MST3K at people and also enjoy when people review my Harry Potter fics. And I bent my Wookie! Don't let the Muggles get you down! We had a big bonfire where we burned all of our school papers and things. We'd thought we'd burn Fahrenheit 451, just for the irony. "Do werewolves understand English?" asked Evans... "Because you're the son that I never had and I'm overcompensating by doing what I assume are fatherly things with you, which will no doubt cause much resentment on your part," Lupin says, patting soil around the magnolia bush, "and because I need a young back." I liken Bush/Cheney to Wormtail/Voldemort, frankly. I recently visited your Mall of America. It's like Hell if nobody could find the matches. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. | |||||||
1. Unknown Territories reviewsEveryone is frightened of something, she said. Brave people just know exactly what it is.” After the funeral Neville and Luna discuss their futures.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-31-06 - Neville L. & Luna L. - Complete2. Thestrals reviewsAfter the funeral Dean meets up with his former teacher by the Forest. Genfic, Dean and Lupin.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-06 - Dean T. & Remus L. - Complete3. Behind the Ears reviews[Ficlet] Tonks makes a visit to Grimmauld Place.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-06 - N. Tonks & Sirius B. - Complete4. Climbing a Tree reviews[Ficlet] Tonks is invited to a dinner party. Remus politely declines.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-7-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete5. Letters I'll Never Send, or An American Crocodile reviewsRemus writes Tonks a letter while underground: Anyway I suppose I’m getting off on a tangent, though I suppose you can’t go off on a tangent if you didn’t know where you were to begin with.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete6. Exclamation Points of Repressed Affection reviewsRemus Lupin, alone against the forces of darkness except for a half a ham sandwich and a counterjinx for JellyLegs, has a meaningful conversation one night with Sirius Black.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-7-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete7. Good Fortunes reviewsIn the midst of a great and terrible war, it's inevitable that two warriors should desire a respite, even if it involves the slight impediment of fishnet tights and fortune cookies. RLNT, slightly sexual themes.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-06 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete8. A Night on the Town reviewsThe brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they did not expect to encounter the likes of Remus Lupin and another werewolf in a somewhat awkward position.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-29-05 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete9. Sheep in Wolf's Clothing reviewsTonks may be Snape's double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater. RLxNT.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-8-05 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete10. Wings reviewsBuckbeak's arrival and departure from Grimmauld Place. PreRLNT, starts out at the beginning of OotP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-05 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete11. Werewolves Are Not Popular Dinner Guests » reviewsTonks asks a favor from Remus, concerning a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. FINALLY FINISHED!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 6-28-04 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete12. Eau de Hermione reviewsA young man's foray into the unknown produces a Christmas gift of questionable proportions. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? A RonHermione romance for the crappy gift buyer in all of us.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 11-15-04 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete13. The Wolf Pack » reviewsIn OotP, Sirius makes reference to Umbridge drawing up anti-werewolf laws. What if Umbridge hated werewolves for a different reason than the one Sirius presents? What if she wanted them for her own selfish goals? Features a pre-Hogwarts Lupin. Ch10 now upHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,130 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 3-8-04 - Remus L. & Dolores U.14. The Great Social Equalizer reviewsRemus gives us a small taste of his attitudes towards lycanthropy, while James ponders something profound for once, Peter christens terminally ill birds Morty, and Sirius faces the old adage, spare the wand, spoil the child.Very silly Marauder ficHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-22-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete15. The Next Great Adventure reviewsDid you honestly think that the hijinx of Sirius Black would end at his death? Think again, baby, this is the story of his afterlife, filled with pretty girls, hot stoves, shark bites, and falling coconuts. Enter at your own riskHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-23-04 - Sirius B.16. The Parlor reviewsA one-shot dealing with Sirius and his home in Grimmauld Place.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-19-04 - Sirius B. - Complete17. You Taught Us Well reviewsDistressed at the prospect of getting a Lockhartesque teacher for their fourth year, Dean and the other Gryffindors attempt to convince Prof. Lupin to come back. Set in the summer after PoA.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-24-04 - Dean T. & Remus L. - Complete18. Help! reviewsHarry finds an odd serenity with a bike next to a polluted pond with a little help from a certain former teacher, of course. A Beatles Songfic, second in the series.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-2-04 - Harry P. & Remus L. - Complete19. She's Leaving Home reviewsA very random fic I wrote while my brother listened to Beatles music upstairs.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-4-04 - Hermione G. - Complete