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Briana Rose
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since: 03-06-04, id: 548766
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Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter.

In short: I'm a very lazy fic-writer. I like to randomly (and rather inanely) quote the Simpsons and MST3K at people and also enjoy when people review my Harry Potter fics. And I bent my Wookie!

Don't let the Muggles get you down!
Briana Rose

We had a big bonfire where we burned all of our school papers and things. We'd thought we'd burn Fahrenheit 451, just for the irony.
-My brother

"Do werewolves understand English?" asked Evans...
"It depends," said Arthur. "The British ones do."
-After the Rain, An Interesting Little Legal Problem

"Because you're the son that I never had and I'm overcompensating by doing what I assume are fatherly things with you, which will no doubt cause much resentment on your part," Lupin says, patting soil around the magnolia bush, "and because I need a young back."
-there goes my gun, Loneliness of the Short Distance Runner.

I liken Bush/Cheney to Wormtail/Voldemort, frankly.
-Patil

I recently visited your Mall of America. It's like Hell if nobody could find the matches.
-Terry Pratchett (when I met him March of 2005. He rox my sox.)

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-Douglas Adams

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1. Unknown Territories reviews
Everyone is frightened of something, she said. Brave people just know exactly what it is.” After the funeral Neville and Luna discuss their futures.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
2. Thestrals reviews
After the funeral Dean meets up with his former teacher by the Forest. Genfic, Dean and Lupin.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 12-2-06
3. Behind the Ears reviews
[Ficlet] Tonks makes a visit to Grimmauld Place.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06
4. Climbing a Tree reviews
[Ficlet] Tonks is invited to a dinner party. Remus politely declines.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06
5. Letters I'll Never Send, or An American Crocodile reviews
Remus writes Tonks a letter while underground: Anyway I suppose I’m getting off on a tangent, though I suppose you can’t go off on a tangent if you didn’t know where you were to begin with.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
6. Exclamation Points of Repressed Affection reviews
Remus Lupin, alone against the forces of darkness except for a half a ham sandwich and a counterjinx for JellyLegs, has a meaningful conversation one night with Sirius Black.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 4-7-06
7. Good Fortunes reviews
In the midst of a great and terrible war, it's inevitable that two warriors should desire a respite, even if it involves the slight impediment of fishnet tights and fortune cookies. RLNT, slightly sexual themes.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06
8. A Night on the Town reviews
The brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they did not expect to encounter the likes of Remus Lupin and another werewolf in a somewhat awkward position.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-29-05 - Published: 11-29-05
9. Sheep in Wolf's Clothing reviews
Tonks may be Snape's double, Molly is worried, and Remus is, simply, Sweater. RLxNT.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-8-05 - Published: 10-8-05
10. Wings reviews
Buckbeak's arrival and departure from Grimmauld Place. PreRLNT, starts out at the beginning of OotP.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-19-05 - Published: 8-19-05
11. Werewolves Are Not Popular Dinner Guests » reviews
Tonks asks a favor from Remus, concerning a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. FINALLY FINISHED!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 6-28-04
12. Eau de Hermione reviews
A young man's foray into the unknown produces a Christmas gift of questionable proportions. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right? A RonHermione romance for the crappy gift buyer in all of us.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-04
13. The Wolf Pack » reviews
In OotP, Sirius makes reference to Umbridge drawing up anti-werewolf laws. What if Umbridge hated werewolves for a different reason than the one Sirius presents? What if she wanted them for her own selfish goals? Features a pre-Hogwarts Lupin. Ch10 now up
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,130 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 3-8-04
14. The Great Social Equalizer reviews
Remus gives us a small taste of his attitudes towards lycanthropy, while James ponders something profound for once, Peter christens terminally ill birds Morty, and Sirius faces the old adage, spare the wand, spoil the child.Very silly Marauder fic
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-22-04
15. The Next Great Adventure reviews
Did you honestly think that the hijinx of Sirius Black would end at his death? Think again, baby, this is the story of his afterlife, filled with pretty girls, hot stoves, shark bites, and falling coconuts. Enter at your own risk
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-23-04
16. The Parlor reviews
A one-shot dealing with Sirius and his home in Grimmauld Place.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-19-04 - Published: 6-19-04
17. You Taught Us Well reviews
Distressed at the prospect of getting a Lockhartesque teacher for their fourth year, Dean and the other Gryffindors attempt to convince Prof. Lupin to come back. Set in the summer after PoA.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-24-04 - Published: 5-24-04
18. Help! reviews
Harry finds an odd serenity with a bike next to a polluted pond with a little help from a certain former teacher, of course. A Beatles Songfic, second in the series.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04
19. She's Leaving Home reviews
A very random fic I wrote while my brother listened to Beatles music upstairs.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-4-04 - Published: 4-4-04
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