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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean. To ppl who want to read my stories...Down there Points to bottem of the page Just skip my whole rant lolObviously! And if you wnat to read my poems or my other story...Go up to the top of the page and click the link ok? BYE:D Hello? Ok... Pen name: Clueless_Patty Real name: Mira J. Anda _~ Birthday: It was...When? Forgot...All I know is that it passed lol... Favourite color: Blue...green...nature colors! Hair and Eye color: Why do u need to know? Oh well, Ill tell u...Brown and a...pats chin BROWN! Favorite books/Manga: I have a manga called: I.N.V.U! It's really good! I've read Ruroni Kenshin! And Faeries Landing...ummm...My friend Jamie had King Of Hell but I didn't get to read it...And I think that's it...lol Favorite movies: Dunno...Prince of Egypt, Joseph: King of dreams, POTC! I've seen many, so, I'll see if Favorite past times: Eating...Haning out with Friends, Going to the mall and hanging out there too, reading and writing! Duh ahem anyways...OH HO! GOING ON FANFICTION! lol...ahem Hobbies: Isn't favorite past times and hobbies the same thing? Oh I forgot one...Singing and playing my Cello! Um...right,...ahem WRITING POEMS! ahem I really need to sleep...I think I'm going insane... OH OH! My quotes! I got these from a persons profile and I thought they were hilarious: "If I throw a stick, will you leave?" "Don't judge a thing, till you know what's inside it" In a song from the movie Spirit. "He died? And this is supposed to be a kid's movie!"-Rizzo the Rat, Muppet's treasure island (Man, How much I love that movie. It's so funny) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! -Unknown Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?-Unknown Don't Worry. We're not Laughing WITH you. -Unknown People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day -Unknown Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?-Unknown Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.-Unknown You laugh cause Im different; I laugh cause you are all the same-Unknown I didn't lose the keys, this time I lost the whole car-Unknown Stop talking, I'm out of asprin-Unknown You laugh becuase I'm different, I laugh becuase you're ugly.-Unknown People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others.-Unknown My day is not complete until I've terrified a complete stranger.-Unknown WHAT DOESN't KILL YOU will only require brief hospitalization.-Unknown I live in my own little world...but it's OK...they know me here.-Unknown I know how you feel. I just don't care.-Unknown How come cats have nine lives and I don't even get one!-Unknown If I don't get my way everyone suffers.-Unknown I'm tired of stupid people.-Unknown Oh crap. You're gonna try to cheer me up, aren't you?-Unknown The good news is I'm me, the bad news is you're you-Unknown Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privalege-Unknown Three can keep a secret if two are dead.-Unknown If you think you can, you can; if you think can't, you're right.-Unknown Treat me like an angel and I’ll be your lil devil- Unknown A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail but a BEST friend is someone sitting next to you saying Man, That was fun!-Unknown It’s not MY fault I’ve never learned to accept responsibility! -Unknown You can’t wait for opportunity to knock. Sometimes you have to rip the door off it hinges and tackle it in the street. –Unknown When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you –Unknown I think there for I am. –Unknown When you’re born you’re crying and everyone else is smiling. Live life so that you die smiling and everyone else is crying. –Unknown I have voices in my head and they all hate you! –Unknown You’re depriving some poor village of its idiot. –Unknown Being normal is vastly overrated. –Unknown You! Off my planet! –Unknown Chaos, panic, and disorder my work here is done. –Unknown If all else fails. PLAY DEAD. –Unknown If life gives you lemons. Then throw them at someone! –Unknown When someone says your insane, be honored, for without insane people, there ARE no sane people; therefore we are the real hero’s of the day. –Unknown "I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people."-Unknown "Don't Follow My Footsteps, I Walk Into Walls!"-Unknown "It's All Fun & Games 'Till Someone Gets Hurt-Then It's Hilarious! -Unknown "I'm Out Of My Mind, But You Can Leave A Message."-Unknown "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy EVERY minute of it."-Unknown "Those of you who think you know everything are really annoying to those of us who do."-Unknown "Don't upset me .I'm running out of places to put the bodies."-Unknown And these are quotes I got from OutlawedWriter: "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep"-a t-shirt, "Some days your the windshield and some days your the bug."-modified traditional, "It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you." dont remember "what if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?" Northern Sun "AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse" t-shirt To: Luna: Thanks Luna for...um...being you? LOL! Oh...for being the smart one and filling me in when I am being my clueless self as usual and for the good times we have talking about our stories! HAHA! Magoos: Ur with Patty right?...lol good times. Siria: WOOHOO! lol...this is fun!AWWW! buds forever man! Whoa dude! THat sounds like a long time! FOREVER! It sounds cool when i say it...looks around...opens window FOREVER! nods in approval Yeah man...thats he way it is...;););) Jamie: HEY JAMIE! Even though you really annoy me sometimes...WE ARE STILL THE BEST OF FREIDNS! Oh and um...three words to Describe you: Sarcastic yet lovable! - lol...oh and 'thanks' cough...lol for being there to hit me over the head when something is really obvious and I dont get it...Sometimes I need a good wack...BUT NOT SO BLOODY HARD! lol...Keep up the good work with ur story Jamie! AND UPDATE FASTER_~ Toni: Oh oh...thanks TONI for showing me this site! I think it was you...I forgot...pats chin as if in thought oh well! OH U SO ROCK DUDE! You keep going with ur bad self! pauses...repeats line... ok wut did i just say? NO! i think Mr.P's lines are getting to me! ARGH! NO!runs for dear life...comes back a few minutes later I so have to write this again...its scary when i say those lines! I get goose bumpies! Ok ok...thank Toni for always being the coolest and most understanding friend! Dont worry about Oliver and Paul and the people who diss you! CUZ I HAVE A BUTCHER KNIFE AND A BASEBALL BAT IN MY LOCKER! Only used when they are being real jerks...glares at them Oh man! I forgot to take them home! EEK!...I wonder if the caretaker found them... _~ To all of my BFF: Well, It's been a really long time hasn't it? That we've seen each other. Today I came on and I was like reading reveiws and going on Lunas Bio and Siris and then all of a sudden I got sooooooooo sad...Yeah...like honestly...I did and I started to think back to the times when we were all together and having fun and stuff...I soooooo miss that...sniff I really do. Maybe I can ask my mom and see if we cn all hang out at the mall and keep a lookout for Stalker Grannies...lol. Anyways, Siria! U haven't been online since forever! WUT IS UP WITH THIS! >_ GR! And Luna and Jamie too! I reeeeeeeeally miss you guys. I wanna meet at second cup again! That was so much fun! sniff Well, talk to me on MSN. COME ON OR ELSE! ahem OH OH! TONI HELPED ME WITH A LIVEJOURNAL! CHECK IT OUT! Pat: pheew! Got here! sits down in bus next to Luna and Siri WOOHOO! QUEBEC TRIP WAS AWESOME! Luna: Pat? I hear music... A few hours later: Patty: C'mon Luna! Pouts We've been here munch Forever! munch and I'm tired! OMG GUYS! THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! I left alot of stuff out but omg it was the freakiest thing ever! But other than that...THE WHOLE TRIP WAS AWESOME! - sings Hobos in the dark, they want your money! Hobos in the dark, or they will kill you. Hobos in the dark, this isn't funny. Hobos, hobos, hobos, hobos...lol! Good times...People out there who are reading this and have no clue what I'm talking about...Dont even ask...:P Note: HEY! To: Siria, Luna, Jamie and Toni. WE HAAAAAAAAAVE TO GET TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER SLEEPOVER OR WALK AT THE MALL OK? Omg...that old lady was like stalking me and Jamie and Siria! THAT WAS CREEPY! We would wave to her and she'd just stare at us...We looked at each other and left...that was really creepy! I swear...I almost went up to her and asked...what? Is there something wrong? Is there something on my face? SPEAK UP OLD WOAMN! lol... To ppl who want to read my stories...Down there Points to bottem of the page Obviously! And if you wnat to read my poems or my other story...Go up to the top of the page and click the link ok? BYE:D | |||||||
1. Where Do I Belong? » reviewsJess hates her life. When she gets taken back in time, she meets a Will and Elizabeth Turner, she get's to meet Jack too! She soon goes on a crazy adventure full of laughs and friendship to find out Where She Belongs.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 8-29-04
