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| The Hobbit Lass |
Author has written 43 stories for Tamora Pierce, Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Back to the Future, Brothers Grim, Naruto, and Fruits Basket.
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1. The Uncreative Naruto Fanfic » reviewsA parody that makes fun of lame high school storylines that are all exactly the same. Basically a Naruto fanfic that makes fun of Naruto fanfiction! Contains lots of Sakura bashing, Tenten bashing, and emo Sasuke. Flames are welcome.Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 12-10-062. Tohru is a Mary Sue reviewsPARODY. That’s right, Tohru is a nauseatingly perfect girl who never does wrong and everyone loves her! Full of cuteness and fluffiness! Squee! Tohru fans will probably be offended! Yay!Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 1-4-073. The World's Lamest Cliffhanger reviewsA parody that makes fun of how random and illogical the ending of Dead Man’s Chest is. Seriously, where did Barbossa come from? Was the director on crack? Surely I'm not the only one who couldn't stand that movie.Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 1-2-074. Gaara's Dark, Tainted, Bleeding Soul reviewsGaara is a miserable emo boy who hates himself very, very much. He hates you too, almost as much as himself. He writes a sad, depressing diary and cuts his pathetic wrists every day to let out all his pain. PARODY OF GAARA ANGST.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-065. The Most Beautiful Girl in the World reviewsThe sickeningly perfect story of a sickeningly perfect girl in the Naruto world. Guaranteed to make you want to vomit. Mary Sue parody.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 12-7-066. Why TenTen is Inferior to Everybody reviewsHow can such an insignificant, unimportant girl like TenTen possibly have any fans? It’s one of life’s greatest mysteries. Come on, you know you want to see some TenTen bashing.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 12-5-06 - Published: 12-5-067. Kakashi and Iruka's Passionate Affair reviews“Hi,” Kakashi said. “Hi,” Iruka said. Suddenly they were madly in love! KAKAIRU PARODYComplete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 12-4-068. A Fandom's Worst Nightmare reviewsA short parody of bad fanfiction for anyone who is tired of seeing all those preteen perfect girls fall into the Naruto world with their “misterious passt” and “hawt lookz lol”. Did I mention the horrible spelling?Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 12-2-06 - Published: 12-2-069. Why Sai is Lyke OMG Better than Sasuke reviewsTitle speaks for itself. A parody in which Sasuke is insulted multiple times simply because he is a horrible character and the author of this fic despises him. All flames will be laughed at.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 11-28-0610. A Day in the Life of Orochimaru and His Pet Cat reviewsOrochimaru never really wanted Sasuke for a body. Instead, he only wanted him as a pet kitty. Crackfic, OOC, some OroSasu yaoi.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-0611. Nighttime Toy » reviewsItachi is looking for a good time and Gaara is the perfect plaything. ItaGaa yaoi.Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 3-15-0612. Magnets » reviewsUchiha Sasuke thought he could never be aroused by anyone, but he starts to change his mind when he shares a room with Uzumaki Naruto at boarding school. Yaoi. Multiple pairings.Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 629 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 1-15-0613. Too Small to Be on Top reviewsWhen Naruto wants to know why Sai constantly insults his manhood, Sai gives him some completely unexpected answers. SaiNaru yaoi.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-28-0614. His For Eternity reviewsSasuke is sick of Itachi molesting him, but when he attempts to kill his brother, things don’t go as planned. ItaSasu yaoi and incest.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 3-1-0615. Prisoner of Sand » reviewsNaruto is on an archeological dig in Egypt and when he accidentally awakens the dead pharaoh Gaara, his life takes a drastic turn. AU GaaNaru yaoi.Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 237 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 11-19-0516. Lee's Fantastically Youthful Birthday Jubilation reviewsOh joy! It is Lee’s birthday, right when he is at the height of his youth! Sadly, he and Gai are the only ones who seem to care.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-27-05 - Published: 11-27-0517. Renaissance » reviewsWhen Sasuke is stricken with severe amnesia and Naruto looks after him, he may end up gaining more than just his memories. SasuNaru Yaoi.Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 11-15-0518. So Wrong, Yet So Right » reviewsNeal and Kel share an accidental kiss that sets off a long string of problems. Neal is engaged to Yuki, Yuki refuses to break off their engagement, and Dom has finally noticed Kel. Difficult decision making ensues.Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 11-12-05 - Published: 9-2-0519. Shino's Gone Gangster reviewsWhen returning to Konoha after three years, Naruto finds out that Shino has changed in quite an interesting way, along with the rest of Team 8. Basically Shino is a gangster with a pimpin' new hood on his head.Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-4-05 - Published: 11-4-0520. Arachnophobic reviewsStill haunted by the memory of Shelob, Frodo suffers an intense fear of spiders. Rated for some disturbing and creepy images.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-29-05 - Published: 10-29-0521. The Closeness of Hate and Love » reviewsWhile trying to save her brother from prison, Estella Bolger encounters Merry Brandybuck who has just returned to the Shire. They could be the perfect couple, but for one problem: they hate each other. Or maybe they just think they do...Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,508 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 10-22-05 - Published: 7-23-0522. Lord of the Taters II » reviewsParody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,843 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 10-2-05 - Published: 5-2-0523. Brothers Divided reviewsWhat if Will never woke up at the end of the movie? Just a sad oneshot.Complete - Brothers Grim - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-6-05 - Published: 9-6-0524. I Can't Be in Love reviewsNumair thinks about his newly realized love for Daine. A little bit angsty.Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 8-21-0525. The Power of a Kiss reviewsDom is wounded and as he sleeps, Kel kisses him, thinking him unconscious. But was Dom fully asleep? What will he do when he finds out who kissed him? KD Oneshot.Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 8-11-0526. The New Darth Vader reviewsGeorge writes a novel featuring his character called “Darth Vader”. Since George has already used the Darth Vader idea, the Star Wars movies contain a different villain instead, and this alternate villain isn’t quite so impressive...Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-20-05 - Published: 7-20-0527. Case of Deja Vu reviewsMarty and his band are practicing in the garage and George and Lorraine watch him as he sings Johnny B. Goode, the same song that Calvin “Marty” Klein had sung. They start to wonder. Oneshot.Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-0528. The Misadventures of Cleon » reviewsAn odd tale in which the people of Tortall celebrate National Cleon Abuse Day, Owen does the Jolly Dance, Jon talks to eggplants, and Kel starts a Help the Peasants campaign. Not for Cleon fans!Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,531 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 9-11-0429. Goodbye, Mary Sue reviewsAragorn, Legolas, and Gimli witness as Mary Sue literally “falls” into Middle earth and doesn’t come off so lucky. Warning: Mary Sue death.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 7-14-0530. Lost and Found reviewsDom gets a girlfriend and Yuki drowns when her ship is attacked by pirates. Kel and Neal have both lost the ones they love and now all they have left is each other... KN Oneshot.Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-12-0531. Heal Me reviewsFrodo falls ill and as Rosie takes care of him, Frodo begins to love her, as she is the one who makes him feel better. Sad and sweet at the same time and better than it sounds. FrodoRosie RosieSam. Oneshot.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-0532. Nobody Calls Me Chicken! reviewsIt's Halloween, and nine year old Marty goes trick or treating dressed up as a chicken. Uh oh...Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-1-05 - Published: 7-1-0533. Manure Strikes Again reviewsBiff has been made to look like a fool again, and it's all because of that awful manure. When Biff buys a product from a tacky salesman, will it save him and his car from manure or make him a laughingstock?Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 6-27-0534. The Lord of the Rings: Rejected Titles reviewsJust a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 6-14-0535. Artificial Love reviewsFrodo falls in love with a three foot tall Barbie doll, thinking that she's real. Not quite as weird as it sounds. Well, maybe it is. One shot.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-6-05 - Published: 6-6-0536. Biff vs Manure reviewsIt looks like Biff has finally lost his marbles. After being traumatized by manure for so many years, he finally decides to take action. Will Hill Valley aid him in his cause or will they just brand him a lunatic...? Oneshot.Complete - Back to the Future - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-0537. Jack reviewsSong parody of Weird Al Yankovic's Gump, sung about Captain Jack Sparrow, of course.Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-25-05 - Published: 5-25-0538. The Madness of Denethor reviewsHumorous oneshot. Denethor can’t remember who his son Faramir is, throws halfdigested tomatoes and chicken legs at people, and ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer dart! It's actually quite amusing.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 4-29-0539. Lord of the Taters » reviewsA hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,436 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 3-21-0540. Fowl Attack reviewsOh dear! Will wakes up and finds himself being attacked by chickens! Will Norrington come to his aid or will he just sit around and powder his wig? Read and find out! Oneshot.Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-8-0541. Haldir's Infuriating Morning reviewsHaldir justs wants some peace and rest, but Legolas, Aragorn, and various other people keep annoying him, which is very amusing! OneShot.Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-3-05 - Published: 4-3-0542. Um, Boo? reviewsCarl is bored and goes and explores a creepy old house that isn't really that creepy, Dracula goes trickortreating in a fairy princess costume, and Van Helsing doesn't really seem to like cupcakes.Complete - Van Helsing - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 10-30-0443. Random Tales About Various People » reviewsTitle basically says all. Jonathan's best friend is a pickle, Numair is insane, Thayet loses her hair, Cleon wears a tutu, and all sorts of other disturbing things occur.Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 5-30-04 - Published: 4-12-04
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