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Author has written 25 stories for Doctor Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Dracula, Harry Potter, Starblazers, Yu-Gi-Oh, ThunderCat, Misc. Books, and Ice Age. I haven't updated this for quite some time. So, since I can't sleep this morning, I figure I wilol go ahead and do it. I spend most of my time on Fictionpress nowadays, but I do pop in here every once and awhile to read something. It all depends upon my mood. Mostly, I am focused on writing my original fiction called "Bane of Rendsberg". If you are interested in reading an unique vampire fantasy story, this one will do it. The penname is the same there as it is here. This is where the character Alteng shows up, by the way. I have a couple of fanfictions with him in mind, but I have never written any of them. Oh, he's a guy, and I'm not. The name is just unique enough to not have a number behind it, and he is my favorite character of my own creation. The stories I have here range in many and various varieties. The Harry Potter stories were a joke . . . well, most of them anyway. So, don't take them seriously. I have the tendency of writing Ron gay and having a secret thing for Malfoy. I am unsure how this came about, but it did. Understand, I write mostly comedy and parodies over here. In no way did I think Ron was gay in the books, although he has PMS more often than I do. Anyway, these stories were an effort for me to write short stories and they are based around one scene. The same can be said about the Starblazers and the one Yu-Gi-Oh story. Anyway, if you want a good laugh, check out one of the short ones. I personally like "Photos" and "Little Fluff Balls". My normal writing style is in The Pirates of the Carribean story- The Mishappen Tale of Two Inedpt Pirates. Someday, I might finish that story. I do have an end in mind. I just got elsewhere. The Hobbit parody was orginally written when I was 12 or there about. I had to rewrite it for this site. It retains more of the original than Bane of Rendsberg does. That is another one for a good laugh. The Doctor Who stories are from the old series up to and including the Colin Baker years. I can't say that I will be writing any more of these stories, although James wants me to write a Torchwood story. I might, but I am making no promises. | |||||||||
1. Bath Time for a Dirty Sloth reviewsSid smells really bad, and he needs a bath. The gang decides to give him one.Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-8-092. Travellers of the Night » reviewsAlternative versions of Dracula and Carmilla. Twisted humor and romance abound! Please be kind and R&R. You review mine, I will return the favor! Chapter 23 is one of my favs!Dracula - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,523 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 3-24-043. The Shadow Over Fintail reviewsIt is a parody on the H.P. Lovecraft story of The Shadow over Innsmouth. Have a good laugh, and if anyone reads this, drop me a review and let me know.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete4. The Death of Snarf reviewsSnarf is found dead. LionO sets out to discover who did such a dastardly deed. Read, Review, and Enjoy!ThunderCat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-28-055. Photos » reviewsThere are some interesting photos floating around Hogswart. Part 3 and the final part is now up. Please, read and Review, and more may follow.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 6-3-04 - Complete6. The Quidditch Incident reviewsA short, and a very short Short! Ron is hurt in a freak accident on the Quidditch field.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-22-05 - Ron W. - Complete7. The Unofficial Parody of The Hobbit » reviewsIt's what the title says. Let's say, just plain silliness.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 5-7-05 - Bilbo B. - Complete8. Satisfaction reviewsBeing the leader of the Gamilon race is a hard job!Starblazers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-04 - Complete9. A Little Yoai reviewsThis is a one time shot and was inspired by a rant on a YuGiOh forum. Good Marik takes over Tea's body to talk to his evil self, but there is more in his mind than he thought. Marik OoC. Read and enjoy, but don't take seriously!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-04 - Complete10. A Game We Shouldn't Play » reviewsThe duel that was never told about that Yugi played! It is a crossover from one of my original works and the Yu-Gi-Oh universe with a few more universes thrown in there for good measure! My first Yu-Gi-Oh story, so be kind and read and review!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 10-13-0411. The Mishappen Tales of Two Inept Pirates » reviewsA story about Pintel and Ragetti, just in case you didn't think that they escaped. I have plans for many chapters of this story, so please R&R, and I'll return the favorPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,327 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 10-11-04 - Published: 2-19-0412. Gryffindor Girls Group » reviewsWhat's going on in the Gryffindor girls? Read and find out!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 6-4-0413. Next reviewsNova is a busy woman on board the Argo. This is a joke among the friends I work with, so take it in that humor. And yes, it is PG13!Starblazers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-04 - Complete14. Little Fluff Balls reviewsMrs. Norris has been missing. Where is she and what has she been doing? A very short one shot! Please, be kind and read and review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-28-04 - Argus F. - Complete15. Atonement of Sins reviewsBarbosa is dead, but things don't stop there for him. He must return to make atonements for his wrongs, but the higher ups have given him a little help for the job. Will he keep his sanity? Please, R&R!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-0416. It's So Big reviewsA shot piece. Hagrid has a big surprise for all! R&R is you dare.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-04 - Complete17. Harry Potter and the Holy Relic of Vecna » reviewsWhat happens when Hermione discovers the Holy Relic of Vecna. A series of short scenes. Read and review if you dare! In the process of a rewrite and adding more characters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-6-04 - Published: 3-26-04 - Complete18. It's What for Dinner? reviewsDon't ask! Let's just say the answer is orc stew! Please, R&R and let me know your out there!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-04 - Complete19. The Curse of Tinkerbell » reviewsWhat happens when the third Doctor gets bonked on the head with a teapot? Well, the other incarnations of the Doctor have to come to his rescue! R&R and enjoy! Finally completed!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 12-12-03 - Complete20. The Rodent: Terror of the Wasteland reviewsWhat happens when the Rodent finds the refrigerator bare! It's time to get some food. Please R&R. The last Rodent story for awhile.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-26-04 - Complete21. The Rodent: Holiday on Skaro » reviewsAnother Rodent story. Mikey wants to go home, and he can be a persuasive little bugger. PLease, R&R! Now completed! Wohoo!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,634 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 12-11-03 - Complete22. Hardware in Mixed Company reviewsThe crossover that everyone has waited for (not really)! Doctor Who meets Star Wars. What happens when the Doctor lands on Tatooine and is mistaken for Luke Skywalker.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-0323. The Rodent: Lunch Break reviewsAnother sotryof that amazing Time Lady, the Rodent. And the Doctor is in this one, too. Hey! What better thing for two Time Lords to do than grab a lunch at McDonald's! Please R&R and let me know you're out there!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-8-03 - Complete24. The Rodent: Mechanical Mayhem and Monsters reviewsThe first story of that incredible Time Lady and dumpster diver The Rodent. If you don't find it funny, at least it's weird. R&R, please.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-03 - Complete25. Does He or Doesn't He reviewsAn amusing little . . . uh . . . well a long limmick. Rating due to the fact that it rather suggestive!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-13-02 - Complete
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