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since: 04-02-01, id: 54972
Author has written 24 stories for Doctor Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, Dracula, Harry Potter, Starblazers, Yu-Gi-Oh, ThunderCat, and Misc. Books.

Me? Well, there is more to say than what these pages will hold, but I will be most brief. I write comedy and parodies mostly on this site. My current projects are:

The Death of Snarf, which is a Thundercats story. The Snarf is found dead one day, and Lion-o sets out to find out Whodunit. This is a parody of the series, trust me.

Travellers of the Night is a story based on several versions of Dracula and Carmilla. The main root story is based off of themovie "Nosferatu the Vampyre" which is the reamke of the original.The storyis written in a lighthearted manner, and I will be your buddy forever if you read and review this one. The story covers several genres from Humor to romance to angst. There is some action/adventure going on there, too. There are three main plot lines going on. Misko wants to redeem himself of wrongs he has committed, and maybe manage to get himself legitimately out of Hell. Rafaelneeds to find the power to shake off vampire hunters, and Camilla wants toget rid of a a daykeeper. I did a lot of research for this story andI am a most grateful creature indeed, and I will happily review your stuff!

My favorite movie of all time is the original silent version of "Nosferatu". It can be a good laugh at times, especially if you have a twisted sense of humor. Trust me, Silent movies can be fun, especially when you add your own dialogue!

My favorite book is "Grunts" by Mary Gentle. There is a line in that book somewhere about "Death is a learning experience to a necromancer."

My favorite song of all time is "Astronomy" by Blue Oyster Cult, and one day, I might well write a story about Desdinova.

My favorite line from a song is: "I don't feel well 'cos it's me who died" from Dreadful Shadows' "Funeral Procession".

Of Course, The Shroud has a good line, too . . .

"Death can be fun when you share it with someone . . ." from "Falling Dreams".

I like some really obscure music, and yes, a good many of the bands I listen to are louder than the bands you listen to! Try me!

I love to receive emails from real folks and not just spammers. So, feel free to email me if only to just to shoot the breeze. I write fantasy stories on fictionpress under the same penname, so help yourself over there.

My story The Quest for the Purple Unicorn story has its own site if you wish to visit it. It is: http://groups.msn.com/ThePurpleUnicorn2 There are some illustrations and they are suitable for a PG-13 audience.

And in parting, Hobbits are rodents. Tolkien made references to them being very rabbit like, rabbits are rodents, therefore Hobbits are rodents!

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1. Travellers of the Night » reviews
Alternative versions of Dracula and Carmilla. Twisted humor and romance abound! Please be kind and R&R. You review mine, I will return the favor! Chapter 23 is one of my favs!
Dracula - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,523 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 3-24-04
2. The Shadow Over Fintail reviews
It is a parody on the H.P. Lovecraft story of The Shadow over Innsmouth. Have a good laugh, and if anyone reads this, drop me a review and let me know.
Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07
3. The Death of Snarf reviews
Snarf is found dead. LionO sets out to discover who did such a dastardly deed. Read, Review, and Enjoy!
ThunderCat - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-28-05 - Published: 11-28-05
4. Photos » reviews
There are some interesting photos floating around Hogswart. Part 3 and the final part is now up. Please, read and Review, and more may follow.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 6-3-04
5. The Quidditch Incident reviews
A short, and a very short Short! Ron is hurt in a freak accident on the Quidditch field.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-22-05 - Published: 8-22-05
6. The Unofficial Parody of The Hobbit » reviews
It's what the title says. Let's say, just plain silliness.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 5-7-05
7. Satisfaction reviews
Being the leader of the Gamilon race is a hard job!
Complete - Starblazers - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 12-11-04
8. A Little Yoai reviews
This is a one time shot and was inspired by a rant on a YuGiOh forum. Good Marik takes over Tea's body to talk to his evil self, but there is more in his mind than he thought. Marik OoC. Read and enjoy, but don't take seriously!
Complete - Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 12-5-04
9. A Game We Shouldn't Play » reviews
The duel that was never told about that Yugi played! It is a crossover from one of my original works and the Yu-Gi-Oh universe with a few more universes thrown in there for good measure! My first Yu-Gi-Oh story, so be kind and read and review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 10-13-04
10. The Mishappen Tales of Two Inept Pirates » reviews
A story about Pintel and Ragetti, just in case you didn't think that they escaped. I have plans for many chapters of this story, so please R&R, and I'll return the favor
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,327 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 10-11-04 - Published: 2-19-04
11. Gryffindor Girls Group » reviews
What's going on in the Gryffindor girls? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 6-4-04
12. Next reviews
Nova is a busy woman on board the Argo. This is a joke among the friends I work with, so take it in that humor. And yes, it is PG13!
Complete - Starblazers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-04 - Published: 8-14-04
13. Little Fluff Balls reviews
Mrs. Norris has been missing. Where is she and what has she been doing? A very short one shot! Please, be kind and read and review!
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 5-28-04
14. Atonement of Sins reviews
Barbosa is dead, but things don't stop there for him. He must return to make atonements for his wrongs, but the higher ups have given him a little help for the job. Will he keep his sanity? Please, R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-9-04 - Published: 5-9-04
15. It's So Big reviews
A shot piece. Hagrid has a big surprise for all! R&R is you dare.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-04
16. Harry Potter and the Holy Relic of Vecna » reviews
What happens when Hermione discovers the Holy Relic of Vecna. A series of short scenes. Read and review if you dare! In the process of a rewrite and adding more characters.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-6-04 - Published: 3-26-04
17. It's What for Dinner? reviews
Don't ask! Let's just say the answer is orc stew! Please, R&R and let me know your out there!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 3-6-04
18. The Curse of Tinkerbell » reviews
What happens when the third Doctor gets bonked on the head with a teapot? Well, the other incarnations of the Doctor have to come to his rescue! R&R and enjoy! Finally completed!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,852 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 12-12-03
19. The Rodent: Terror of the Wasteland reviews
What happens when the Rodent finds the refrigerator bare! It's time to get some food. Please R&R. The last Rodent story for awhile.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-04
20. The Rodent: Holiday on Skaro » reviews
Another Rodent story. Mikey wants to go home, and he can be a persuasive little bugger. PLease, R&R! Now completed! Wohoo!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,634 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 12-11-03
21. Hardware in Mixed Company reviews
The crossover that everyone has waited for (not really)! Doctor Who meets Star Wars. What happens when the Doctor lands on Tatooine and is mistaken for Luke Skywalker.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03
22. The Rodent: Lunch Break reviews
Another sotryof that amazing Time Lady, the Rodent. And the Doctor is in this one, too. Hey! What better thing for two Time Lords to do than grab a lunch at McDonald's! Please R&R and let me know you're out there!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-8-03 - Published: 12-8-03
23. The Rodent: Mechanical Mayhem and Monsters reviews
The first story of that incredible Time Lady and dumpster diver The Rodent. If you don't find it funny, at least it's weird. R&R, please.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 12-4-03
24. Does He or Doesn't He reviews
An amusing little . . . uh . . . well a long limmick. Rating due to the fact that it rather suggestive!
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-13-02 - Published: 12-13-02
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