Hi! I'm an HP-LotR-PotC fan who's a bit paranoid about giving out personal information. I'm currently in the process of writing a couple humorous fics with a friend of mine, which should be up one of these days. I also have a ton of plot bunnies which are never going to go anywhere because I'm far too lazy. Why am I a tapdancing parakeet? For one thing, I like tapdancing (I'm a bit obsessed, actually). For another, I like parakeets. Plus, the mental image of a tapdancing parakeet is pretty funny if you ask me. And if parakeets can waterski (a parakeet is the same thing as a budgie - remember the news at the beginning of OotP?), why not tapdance?

I tend to read mostly HP fanfics.
I like:
-R/Hr
-L/J
-Anything about MWPP, especially Remus
-Angst (but not if it's overdone)
-re-written songs (but I'm very selective about these)
I don't like:
-H/H, H/D, G/D, although I'll read one if it's really good.
-cross-gen or slash - not really horrible but too hard to see without being OOC
-extremely romantic stuff
-Anything un-canon-ish. I'm a bit of a freak about stuff being in canon.