Doctor Harley Quinn
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since: 03-09-04, id: 551135, Profile Updated: 06-11-13
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Snatch, Children of the Corn, and Misc. Movies.

The Joker is the boss here. His visits tend to last for a while and, as can only be expected, are frequently accompanied by sleep deprivation, twitching eyes, the tendency to talk to (or angrily mutter at) myself, and a general sense of restlessness unless I'm writing. I've learned to enjoy it. Stockholm syndrome and all that.

I'm Sara, 23. I write a lot of original fiction, but I wholeheartedly enjoy writing and reading fanfiction as well. I believe there are many merits to it and that it's a useful exercise, not to mention it's just fun, so whenever I need a break from the worlds I've made, I'll skip into someone else's. Usually Batman's, because again, the Joker calls the shots. I hope you enjoy.

Quick note-- I've left some of my older stories up on this profile because there are a lot of people attached to them and I've gotten angry/upset notes for removing things in the past, but please keep in mind that stories from five, six, seven years ago definitely aren't going to be on par with things written more recently. You're more than welcome to critique whatever you like, but I believe the flaws in my new stuff are more indicative of current and relevant trouble zones than the flaws in the older stories, and so it will probably help me more if you offer constructive criticism on the former.

Fan Art By Awesome People
Emma Vane by redstarbloom

Update: 3/18/2013 - Okay, my little hot potatoes, the sequel to Vivisection has finally arrived. Check it out below, and don't forget to leave feedback!


1. Strategy » reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Part Two of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,503 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 6-4-13 - Published: 3-18-13 - Joker
2. Vivisection » reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 3-18-13 - Published: 11-24-08 - Joker - Complete
3. Trying for the Kingdom
[Things We Lost in the Fire 2007] After Jerry returns from rehab, he and Kelly find a new path.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Published: 11-8-12 - Complete
4. The Firewhiskey Conspiracy » reviews
In a move of cold-hearted, premeditated persecution, the Weasley brothers kidnap their little sister and take her out for a night of drinking, reminiscing, and interrogation as they try to understand exactly why she seems to have fallen into a relationship with one of the family's sworn enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-19-12 - Published: 7-14-12 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete
5. Malady » reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Joker - Complete
6. Bad Jokes » reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,069 - Reviews: 823 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Joker - Complete
7. Confusion reviews
Fred and George hide out by the lake and discuss morning disorientation. Drabble, no spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-30-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
8. Asylum » reviews
Gotham is full of crazies. Batman definitely has his hands full with two stalkers, an aspiring crime lord, a brand spanking new serial killer... and plenty of drama at home. Bruce, Alfred, and Jenn are back. Read Haven first.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,560 - Reviews: 527 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 1-30-07 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
9. The Sect » reviews
Poor Malachai. He was simply walking peacefully in the cornfield when one of the children approached him, crying wolf. The wolf in question, Jess Hart, was simply looking for a payphone, but outlanders in Gatlin are never well received.
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,178 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 10-6-07 - Complete
10. T'ieves reviews
Duncan reluctantly takes his sister, Juliet, along with him to the pikey camp to buy a car for business purposes. He's enraged when he finds that the price has been raised, but Mickey offers a deal that Juliet just can't pass up.
Snatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete
11. Catfight reviews
SCREAMINGwhispers' challenge. Batman isn't immune to mistakes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-20-07 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
12. Haven » reviews
Jenn Redgrove has just returned from attending college in England, forced back to Gotham by her officious billionaire father. Upon meeting Bruce Wayne, she begins discouraging a relationship as her father seems to desire it, but fate has other plans...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,193 - Reviews: 692 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 10-18-05 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
13. The Gauntlet reviews
Ginny's engaged... and now she has to run the gauntlet of six brothers who have something to say about it. DG, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8-12-06 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete
14. Cough Syrup » reviews
Spike has to give Dawn her cough medicine. Dawn doesn't want to take her cough medicine.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 3-12-05 - Spike & Dawn S. - Complete
15. Unjust reviews
Ginny is upset about the way a certain fish is treated by the Merpeople and feels a need to rant to Draco. 200 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-22-05 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete