| Naturally Unlucky |
Author has written 14 stories for Patriot, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Snatch, and Children of the Corn. I am Sara. I am nineteen years old and of the female variety. I am a Christian and look at my faith as my primary identity. As a Christian, I do not believe in sugar-coating things in my writing. I do not believe that ignoring the evil in this world is a wise approach, and many of my stories address very dark topics. I have lived all over the southeast of America throughout my life. I am very tall for a girl and have dark brown-black hair and a ridiculous amount of self-esteem. I have four brothers and two parents who have been married for many, many years. My cat’s name is Frank and he’s a complete badass (he punched a squirrel in the face once; no joke). My first love/best friend’s name was Ben, but he died last July (see below). Aside from him, my two closest friends are named Chance and Tabitha, and they are both awesome in their different ways. Ben – The ten months during which I got to know and fall in love with Ben will probably be remembered as the best time of my life. The story of our friendship/relationship (for the two bled completely into one another) could fill an entire book—whether anyone would want to read that book is a different story! Ben was literally a genius, and it manifested in the way he thought—he was on an entirely different wavelength than anyone I’ve ever known. In those short but eternal months where we spent almost every day together, he opened my eyes to so much of the world around me, and is largely responsible for the way I see the world and the people that inhabit it today. His sense of humor, generosity, and his shameless attention whoredom won him friends everywhere, and if you spoke to his family, the members of whom I have adopted, you would see where he got those beautiful traits. I owe so much of myself to him. I was incredibly fortunate to be in love with him and know that he was in love with me till the day he died from injuries sustained in a car accident. I still talk to him almost every day. On older works – I started my fanfiction career at age fourteen. You can believe that I have learned an incredible amount since then. As a result, I ask that if you read my older writings, please don’t base your opinion on my capabilities as an authoress on them. My writing style is fluid. It constantly shifts and changes and, I believe, gets better with every passing day. (I can’t wait to see what my writing looks like when I’m thirty, forty, fifty…) That being said, I might eventually remove my oldest stuff to an individual page so that I can know that all the stories on my profile can hold their own against one another. We’ll see. I've removed several of the older stories from my profile, namely the old Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. I haven't yet made a page for them, but for now, if you want them, PM me and I'll send them along. To my readers – You make writing worth it, especially when you review. As a result, I will respond to your reviews if it is at all possible. Reviews are the reason we fanfiction authors come here! (See Philippa’s profile for details on that; she’s on my favorite authors list) For those of you who make a habit out of it, THANK YOU and here’s a muffin! For those of you who lurk and read silently—well, we’re all guilty of it from time to time, and at least you’re not flaming! Thank you for the silent support! Profile updated 8.03.09 | |||||||||||
1. Bad Jokes » reviewsHarley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,019 - Reviews: 690 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 3-23-09 - Joker - Complete2. Confusion reviewsFred and George hide out by the lake and discuss morning disorientation. Drabble, no spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-30-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete3. Security reviewsEven the worst of villains sometimes needs a security blanket. One-shot.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 11-24-08 - Joker - Complete4. Asylum » reviewsGotham is full of crazies. Batman definitely has his hands full with two stalkers, an aspiring crime lord, a brand spanking new serial killer... and plenty of drama at home. Bruce, Alfred, and Jenn are back. Read Haven first.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,295 - Reviews: 489 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 1-30-07 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete5. The Sect » reviewsPoor Malachai. He was simply walking peacefully in the cornfield when one of the children approached him, crying wolf. The wolf in question, Jess Hart, was simply looking for a payphone, but outlanders in Gatlin are never well received.Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,232 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 10-6-07 - Complete6. T'ieves reviewsDuncan reluctantly takes his sister, Juliet, along with him to the pikey camp to buy a car for business purposes. He's enraged when he finds that the price has been raised, but Mickey offers a deal that Juliet just can't pass up.Snatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-3-07 - Complete7. Catfight reviewsSCREAMINGwhispers' challenge. Batman isn't immune to mistakes.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-20-07 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete8. Haven » reviewsJenn Redgrove has just returned from attending college in England, forced back to Gotham by her officious billionaire father. Upon meeting Bruce Wayne, she begins discouraging a relationship as her father seems to desire it, but fate has other plans...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,677 - Reviews: 632 - Updated: 11-23-06 - Published: 10-18-05 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete9. The Gauntlet reviewsGinny's engaged... and now she has to run the gauntlet of six brothers who have something to say about it. DG, oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-12-06 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete10. Foxtrot » reviews200 word drabble. PreHaven. Jenn and Lauren are driving along the countryside when Jenn suddenly gets the meaning of the title one of her favorite songs.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 5-8-0611. The Measure of a Gentleman » reviewsWhat happens when Tavington is saddled with a slightly mad nineteen year old girl, Lissa Winston, that he's not allowed to shoot? Well, technically, he was the one who got himself into this mess…Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 170,996 - Reviews: 706 - Updated: 2-16-06 - Published: 7-4-04 - Complete12. Cough Syrup » reviewsSpike has to give Dawn her cough medicine. Dawn doesn't want to take her cough medicine. Starting a series of fluffy oneshots.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 3-12-05 - Spike & Dawn S.13. Telling Off reviewsLucius finds Draco and Ginny snogging, but they have something to say back. 250 word drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-15-05 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete