"I have to go do British things. Drink cups of tea, eat bangers and mash. That sort of thing. Because I'm British."

That just about sums me up nicely as both those things constitute as my main diet. YAY!

Here is where my ego flexes its might muscles!

Name:...have you seen it? I seem to have misplaced it.

Gender: Female if her boobs are any indication

Orientation:...¬.¬

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.

Likes: Assassin's Creed ftw. Games that allow me to blast the bejeezus out of other people are also high on my list of ultimate favouritism. I also like Anime, Final Fantasy, RPG, Kingdom hearts and some Yaoi. I like reading books and manga (especially historical stuff). I love Caboose and Sarge from RVB, I am a fangirl of Yugioh Abridged by LittleKuriboh.

My greatest love is FOOD, I will do many things for food as my friends know. Sometimes I feel exploited.

Dislikes: Girls in anime/manga that serve no purpose but to have big boobs and annoy the hell out of me (e.g Sakura from Naruto), pickle (I mean GROSS), maturity (hey you're only a kid once, why waste it?)...that's really it...OH WAIT! I don't like maths...numbers try to eat my soul 0.0

Cool Facts: I'm alcohol intolerant, it makes me vomit! I play the clarinet and am a trained singer (though that is disputed mostly by me). I put a penknife in the knuckle of the index finger on my right hand and now it gets stiff and hard to move. I am very very very accident prone, I bleed alot due to the many accients I seem to have. The most recent is a rather painful set of friction burns on my elbows got by jumping off a huge bouncy slide like a psychopath.

Fics:

Where is Here: (Naruto/Devil May Cry)
- Complete: This is Arc one of my first series! Here we come time jump!

What Was Your Reward: (Bioshock)

- Complete: This is a little oneshot that I wrote when I completed the game. It has never been beta'd and I know it has some errors in it but I don't really care because it was a spurr of the moment kinda thing! XD

King of the Hill: (Halo)

- Complete: This is a poem that I decided to write in one of my gaming funks. Yes I like poetry, WOO! Anyhow, it's bascially fighting from the point of view of good ol' Master Chief. I like to think it has some underlying humour on his part in it but I digress...

Project Nobody: (Kingdom Hearts2/X-men)
- Complete: Finally it is done! I hope you all liked the ride and thanks for the support. Sadly there will be no sequel in the foreseeable future but my muse and I shall have a talk and see what can be done about it! XD

Into the Fray: (Naruto/Devil May Cry)
- In Planning: Sequel to 'Where is Here' and I know I promised I would write it and I'm sorry its taking so long! Exams and uni have just hit me over the head and it doesn't look like any chapters will be forth-coming for quite some time...maybe ever...heh...>.

Welcome to Our War: (Jumper/X-men)
- In Progress: This is a little muse that's been buzzing away in the back of my worn out brain for over a week. The first chapter is up as a trial - positive feedback/response = continuation really...its not a threat or anything (I am not so arrogant to think my fics that good) just general curiosity. Give a whirl! See what you make of my weirdness eh? XD (I also finally managed to update it! WOO GO ME!)

Quotes of the unspecified-time-period (yes I've gone plural!):

"No matter who you are, the moment you're compared to a magical hand that shoots bees you're going to fucking lose".

- Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation

"You are getting a tarantula and you will like it."

- Kaiba, Yugioh Abridged