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Author has written 33 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Valdemar universe, X-Men: Evolution, Card Captor Sakura, Pitch Black / Riddick, Mummy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ranma, Fruits Basket, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Supernatural, Buffy X-overs, Smallville, Numb3rs, Dead Like Me, X-Men: The Movie, Bones, Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, and Tomb Raider. Q- What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A- Hell if I know... 1-17-10 I heart my cousin... this was posted on his facebook and I absolutely ADORE it! Mike- "wishes his grass were emo, so then it could wallow in masochistic tendencies and exorbitant amounts of self-pity. That way, no one will care if it cuts itself or not." 9-05-09 I had a random dialouge flash with Xander and Anya, I have to write it down but I can't find a pen... so here ya go! Xander: Anya (very irritated as she's pushed him to the floor and sat on him) would you please get off? Anya: Well, I'm trying to, but you're not helping any. 5-24-09 2:54am I almost bust a gut laughing at the end of the latest Numb3rs episode- the last little comment about Ian and Colby... did anyone else catch that? I'm sure it wasn't as funny to someone who doesn't spend their entire night trolling for good fan-fiction, but wowee was that historically hysterical! My sister was watching me like I was a fruitcake, all I could gasp out to her was that I was a dork, that's why I got the inside joke! 5/15/09 "There is no end to a good movie until you've seen a gimp toss." - my sister during the end of Tokyo Gore Police... trust me, you have to see this thing... it's... incredible is the only word i have for it. Seriously... the laws of physics do not apply... and it looks really odd when a lady police officer salutes with an alligator head arm. 02/09/09 "Why is the screen dayglo?" - Me "Because it's an option?" - Sister (what really got me about this was that she said it like a question. Apparently my brother-in-law found out that he could change the setting on the DVR and made the headings all green. My sister just thought that the company changed their format so she didn't say anything until he got frustrated and was like, "The screen is all green." and she immediatly looked at him and was like, "What did you do?" He still has no idea how to be subtle, so he was all flustered and "how did you know?" so that happened a few days ago, and apparently she's been messing with the settings herself. I just saw them today, it looks like a tye-dye tee-shirt threw up on the screen. So I asked the above question. and at her answer i couldn't stop laughing... seriously, my stomach still hurts!) 01/23/09 When asking my sister about the difference between a Type A personality and a Sociopath... "I'm a type A, a sociopath kills people." (so not much difference then huh?) ok, i'm sorry, i just had to do this. I will say that i have no problem with slash. i read it occasionally, occasionally it's even well written. i have no problem with same sex relationships. i say if you can find love, keep hold of it. but i have to say this. Xander will NEVER fck Spike OR Angel. and here's why- they're fck'n corpses! they are demonically animated corpses. and if ANYONE had a problem with that, it would be Xander. thats all. thanks for letting me get that off my chest. (aug. 14th, 2:35am) Silence is the only argument one cannot refute. quotes from my sister- you can't be an alcoholic if you are a gin and tonic. "Oh, sorry, he's a top." (my brother- "don't you know anybody who's straight?" -very aggreived) "Shut your pie hole! - Gina I said that with all the respect and dignity in the world... it was a dignified pie hole." "An in'fk'tion, as in, fck my toes gonna fall off." "I am not an idiot... I know when I'm not wearing pants." "I didn't notice it at first because I have a HUGE crazy filter." "To make a short story worse..." "How fcked up to you have to get about Jesus that an Atheist would be blushing?" "When you're a famous writer, I want fcking gratuities." (this is said constantly as I write quotes during conversations in which she's drunk) don't expect updates on my supernatural story for a while, mostly because what i've written is sooooo hokey i can't believe i acctually commited those thoughts to screen. (you know that saying is a little off when you use "screen" instead of "paper"... huh) btw- my avatar is ripped off of machall... i love that comic. http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-10-31 | |||||||
1. Dear Lara » reviewsWhen Lily learns of her possible demise, she thinks of who might take care of Harry... She thinks maybe her distant cousin, Lara? Xover with Tomb Raider movieCrossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,079 - Reviews: 844 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 4-17-082. First Meetings reviewsHow Butler first met his charge, and the first person Butler threatened for him. One-shotArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-16-10 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete3. Taking out the Trash » reviewsBuffy is adjusting to life after Sunnydale, Harry is adjusting to life after Hogwarts. Cleanup is a pain. BTVS X HP rated to be safe.Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,233 - Reviews: 299 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 1-15-07 - Complete4. A maybe Numb3rs story » reviewsHermione is a famous author, kidnapped from LA during a book signing. Don is put on the case. The last person she called was Edward, a student from Cal Sci Charlie has worked with. Thing is, he used to be known as Harry Potter. bits and pieces.Crossover - Harry Potter & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 6-24-085. Sidewalk Cafe reviewsThere aren't enough Artemis/Alex crosses out there. This is my take. No real plot yet.Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-26-096. Fill in the Blanks » reviewsAlex gets called into the "Bank" and his life is turned upside down. Maybe he has a chance at a normal life? Alex Rider/ Harry Potter/ Numb3rs crossover. My first Tri-Cross! EnjoyCrossover - Alex Rider & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 1-19-097. He BIT Me! reviewsI am so sorry! I just couldn't help myself!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-4-09 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete8. Just a Suggestion reviewsRandom blurb... Xander meets the HP gang and he offers a suggestion. A cliche for him, but these Wizards may never have heard of it... that and some typical Xander humor.Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete9. Lullaby reviewsBill often woke up before his siblings even started to cry. One-shot, bit of fluff, bit of crack... I just couldn't help myself!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-1-09 - Bill W. & Ginny W. - Complete10. Enough reviewsBooth sitting on the bus bench with Brennan. one-shot. introspective.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-8-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete11. Malachi » reviewsXavier left behind a list. It is now the Xmen's responsibility to find these mutants and protect them. They don't know why, but they do it anyway. Canon from movie-verse, bits of comic-verse used. Enjoy!X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-2-08 - Published: 10-7-0812. Whole reviewsHe couldn't sleep. He couldn't think... He couldn't cry. one-shotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-08 - George W. & Molly W. - Complete13. Twins reviewsNot sure if it's Fred and George's start into their profession, but it might very well be. One-shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-17-08 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete14. Homicidal Meter Maid reviewsSam and Dean go to Seattle to investigate odd deaths that center around a Meter Maid. Are these deaths accidental? Or is there something else at work? Supernatural/Dead Like Me crossover. rating for language. one shot.Crossover - Dead Like Me & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-23-08 - Sam W. - Complete15. A Picture is Worth reviewsJust a one-shot, a little something that could have happened during a hunt. Of course if it ever really did, I'd pay money to find out how Dean got Sam down from there...Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-08 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete16. Chalk reviewspre-series, one-shot. Charlie in the garage on the day his mother dies... introspective, just a bit.Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-08 - Charlie E. & Don E. - Complete17. The Continuing Adventures of JJ » reviewsMiniJack was last seen walking into his new highschool, flirting with a cute girl... what happens next?Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 6-4-0618. Lupin reviewsThis is just a bunch of snapshots of Remus's life- from when he was bitten to when the others join him as animagus... gosh I hope I spelled that right... thanks to iluvchocs, who informed me that it was spelled incorrectly.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-08 - Remus L. - Complete19. I just wanted Coffee » reviewsDaniel stops at a local Starbucks before going into work, and meets an interesting fellow in line, who then is attacked by weirdos in robes. Harry Potter/SG-1 Xover- just a bit of silliness on my part. rating safe due to language.Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-6-08 - D. Jackson & Harry P. - Complete20. fun fruits » reviewstohru comes home for spring break attending savannah school of the arts and brings with her a friend... say hi to michael! on indefinate hiatus, last chapter just bits of what i was fooling around with. enjoy.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 10-11-0521. Lofty Smalltalk reviewsLois and Clark in the barn, talking, annoying eachother, glancing at the other when they think the other's not looking... one shot mature content.Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-20-07 - Clark K. & Lois L. - Complete22. Faith is Just one Step » reviewsWhat happens when Dean meets Faith? so far a one shot a couple of weeks after they first meet. enjoy just changed categorys, someone pointed out this should be buffy crossoverBuffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 9-14-0723. Snapshot reviewsJust a snapshot of their lives before the demon came to visit. slightly sappy, should make you smile.Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-4-07 - Mary W. - Complete24. Nightmares reviewsSam has a nightmare, Jessica learns the truthSupernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-31-07 - Sam W. & Jessica M./Jess - Complete25. A Funny Thing Happened » reviewsi just couldn't leave my crossovers alone. LiCC and Kyo FB decide to join a dojo. There they meet up with a guy who has even more quirks than they do!Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 4-24-05 - Complete26. An Egyptian Mummy in America » reviewsrated for gore- possibley- Years after the 2nd Mummy, Alex is hired to take a teaching position in the States. But lo and behold, the new teaching position comes with a golden book and smart mouth assistantMummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,732 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 11-4-04 - Alexander O.27. Time Warped? » reviewsI've always enjoyed reading Mercedes Lackey... but, um, Skydancer right? What am i doing in one of her novels?Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-30-06 - Published: 3-12-0428. Riddick's debt » reviewsSet after Pitch Black. How Riddick and Jack resolve their relationship. Cut in half, mostly because i didn't like where the story was going. COMPLETE.Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 2-21-06 - Published: 11-4-04 - Complete29. Before the Battosai » reviewskenshin is now leaving the village, a few goodbyes, a few snuck past, read the next exciting installment of... "Before the Battosai"... or as i like to call it, "lets embarass Kenshin"Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,855 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 3-10-04 - Kenshin & Hiko30. A Basket Full of Cards » reviewsits been quite some time since kyo and li switched back, now they're all going to the same high school, and sakura just might have the answer to the sohma family curse! COMPLETE!Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 10-18-04 - Complete31. test run Pirates » reviewsPlease review and let me know whether or not to continue this. Thanks- Will and Elizabeth have just admitted their love for eachother when Will gets an unexpected visitor.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 11-4-0432. Fruits Captor » reviewswowee... Sakura has changed MOST of the Clow cards into Sakura cards... but she's having a bit o trouble with CHANGE, and manages to switch Li with a character from another anime... hi Kyo! Whats up? COMPLETECrossover - Card Captor Sakura & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,028 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 5-4-04 - Complete
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