Name: Mallory or Mal or anything else.

Loves: I love to write. I love my friends, they are my family. I love my family. I love yaoi, get over it. It's my preference. I love fanfiction, but I hope to become a better writer. I love anime, end of story. I love cartoons (CHOWDER!!) they make me laugh. I love anything that makes me laugh.

Hates: I hate hearing my mom storm throught house mad, or hear her cry, or hear her bitch, or anything like that. I hate hearing my dad whine about her. I hate hearing them argue. I hate people who never listen to me when all I do is listen to them. I hate people who hurt my friends. I hate shag carpeting. I hate orange, and yellow, and baby blue. I hate cars shaped like boxes. I hate how my bf thinks our problems are my fault. I hate that he's an ignorant asshole sometime. I hate how he doesn't listen to me.

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Fanfiction of 2005:

"Our First Noel"

By Ladya C. Maxine

Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V.

Not only is there an evil Christmas tree out to get him, Rei has to deal with crazy Russians with scary mood swings, his very secret crush, his homophobic childhood friend, crazy bladers all living in one house, Grandpa-in-spandex, and simply, Mariah. Mariah alone is enough to scare the hell out of anyone, and let's not even go into the spandex thing. Rei, trying to be accepted, be himself, keep a secret, and please everyone, is sent through the Christmas from hell. Literally.

I have never honestly cried when I read a story, nor been so totally interested. This one drew me in, chewed me up, and spat me back out. I'm pretty sure, after all the many stories I've read on this site (which is honestly in the thousands, I have no life), is the best. Maybe because I've been through nearly the same ordeals that Rei is sent through in this story, or that is was so perfectly written. Sure, there were a few grammatical errors seen, but no one's perfect! But all in all, I love this story!

Go Check It Out!

Fanfiction of 2006:

"Song of Mine"

By insanewelshangel

KaiRei yaoi. R & R please. Singing was their passion, one made it, one didn't. Two people brought together by chance and help the other through. Chapter 9 is up! Still Rei's impending DOOM! And a whole lot of madness.

Kai, the famous rock star loved by the millions, and Rei, the hasn't-been working in a bar. What more can be said?

Though it wasn't technically published in 2006 and didn't technically end in 2006, all durning said year I was waiting for updates on this fic! It's incomprehisibly (wtf? sp?) drool worthy and I love it! And too funny! I've been laughing my ass -off- each capter that she wrote, often recieving strange looks from the she-devil-now-on-menopause that resides in my house that I call Mama. Eheh... But it, is much love! Much, much, much, much, much, much, much love.

Fanfiction of 2007:

"Casting Moonshadows"

By Moonsign

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times in the form of his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL slash

To be honest, I love this story. It's gorgeous, and very real, in that wizarding kind of way. I love Remus so much and seeing his younger self, in such a percarious position is something I love. Sirius is adroble. I love the maurders, even Peter. Though I think he gets a bad rap half the time. He used to be good, but something happened. We'll probably never really know what it was, but I don't think he was always so bad, especially if James and Lily trusted him. Anyways, this is not over, and I'm so waitng for the update. I love it to death. Remus is ADORABLE!! Jes! ... I can't wait for them to grow up though. It's not finished... I'm waiting though!!

Fanfiction of 2008:

Pending.

"I don't know where I've been or what I've done, but I wouldn't have missed it for the world."

"Happiness... is not a fish."

"Virginity like bubble, one prick-all gone."

"Life gets better as you get older...unless you are a banana."

"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up."

"Sporks will rule the world!"

"This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper."

-T. S. Elliot

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Updates:

We-ell... I'm gonna take... It all down... And rewrite... A lot of it... :3 Eheh... So...

It's leaving...

The Dead Don't Talk

Is pretty much dead... I had started back on it... Got to chapter 10... and my computer DIED!! tears My ten chapters... GONE!! wtf man...The universe hates me... But, one day... I will go back and try again... One day... sigh

Update: My computer crashed. This was last year, when I was going to start this story up again, but once it crashed, I gave up with it and writing all together. If there is anyone who would like to read it, I would love some kind of help. Support would be awsome. Thank you.