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| Goddess of Idun |
Author has written 18 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Mulan, Ninja Turtles, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Supernatural, and Sherlock. 03-06-2012: I updated Donatello and the Swede Syndrome. I. Actually. Updated. o_O 23-03-2012: Jesus, it HAS been long! Stumbled past and realized that I haven't updated my profile for five years. o_O To be fair, I've barely updated any stories either during that time - wait - that wasn't much of an apology, was it? Um... So anyway. Some general info about me. Swedish, Capricorn (the "old" star signs that is), afraid of mannequins, allergic to nuts, drinks half a litre of tea a day, two younger sisters, loves the UK, dislikes horror movies, has about a million books in her room, listens to Tori Amos, brown hair, can recite Ursula's monologue from The Little Mermaid out of memory (and I don't even like the stupid movie - it's just stuck there), puts pills on her tongue with the text side up, always counts railway carriages, fantasizes too much for her own darn good. The language used in some of my older stories is sometimes of poor quality, I know that. (My excuse is that English isn't my first language.) I'd rewrite them, but I just can't bother, so here's an official apology in advance. I don't like flames - who does? - but constructive criticism is much appreciated. :) Enjoy my fics! (User picture from http://ogeecons.livejournal.com .) | |||||||
1. Donatello and the Swede Syndrome » reviewsChapter 20 up! Didn't see that one coming, did you? Donny gets electrocuted and loses his memory. The others must help him recover, but it's hard, since Don thinks he's Swedish! Voted SECOND BEST PARODY in the TMNT Fanfiction Competition 2006.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 229 - Updated: 6-3-12 - Published: 3-27-06 - Donatello2. Agent 221 with a License to Spy reviewsAfter ASiP, Mycroft once again offers John money to spy on Sherlock. John takes it, they split the fee, and together decide what info to feed to Mycroft to make his life more difficult.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-12 - John W. & Sherlock H.3. The Quest of the Golden Feather reviewsEach night, someone's stealing fruit from Tsar John's magical apple tree. Prince Dean is put on the task of catching the thief. If only things were so simple. A humorous take on the fairytale "The Firebird". Dean/Cas, plus femmeslash in the background.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-11 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete4. SuperNarnia reviewsWhen some British children disappear during a game of hide-and-seek, it's up to the Winchesters and Castiel to find them. Little do they know that staying at home would've spared them much mental trauma. No, seriously.Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-5-11 - Complete5. In Winter, when Your Home is Chilly reviewsThe Lair is usually an amazing, awesome and spectacular place to live, but there's one problem - it's cold in the winter. Nominated for MOST ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF THE TMNT in the Stealthy Stories TMNT fanfiction competition 2011.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-4-11 - Complete6. MICHELANGELO: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsCongratulations, you are now the proud owner of a MICHELANGELO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-2-11 - Michelangelo - Complete7. DONATELLO:The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsCongratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DONATELLO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-1-11 - Donatello - Complete8. RAPHAEL: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsCongratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-31-11 - Raphael - Complete9. LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviewsCongratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-30-11 - Leonardo - Complete10. Getting the License reviewsKarai wants to get a driver's license and Shredder reluctantly agrees to help her out by teaching her how to drive. Beware, citizens of New York. BEWARE.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-17-06 - Karai & Shredder - Complete11. Dimension Wars » reviewsCowritten with Empress Caroline of Tamaran. The turtles stumble upon another dimension, which is plagued by war and terror. Before they can go home, they must set some things right...Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 6-18-0612. Dimension 17 » reviewsFINISHED! Kurt disappears in a purple light and ends up in another dimension, where he's forced to fight the Vodash. Xavier, Kitty, Jean, Rogue, Scott and Logan come to the rescue... slight Kurtty. Rated for swearing and violence. R&R, please!X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-11-06 - Published: 6-10-04 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete13. Goldilocks and the Three Turtles reviewsThe six year old turtles decide to set up a theatre play, to surprise Master Splinter. But playing theatre proves to be much more complicated than they thought... Includes Mikey in a goldilock wig! R&R, please!Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-7-06 - Splinter - Complete14. The Little Turtles' Godforsaken Day in the Park reviewsMy sister wrote this. I don't know what to say, really, just that it's all madness and NOT to be taken seriously. Come to think of it, you couldn't take this seriously even if you tried... Oneshot.Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete15. The Red Toaster of Doom reviewsBased on a fan fiction challenge I got. Harry, Ron and Hermione go back to Marauder time with the help of a mysterious toaster. It's all madness. One shot, rated for swearing.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-06 - Complete16. How the Movie Mulan was Made » reviewsFINALLY FINISHED! A parody of the movie, rated for swearing. R&R, please!Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,134 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 6-15-04 - Complete17. The Subject of Junk Food reviewsA parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas. My sister wrote this. R&R, please!Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-11-05 - Complete18. Truth or Dare reviewsThe three girls at the Institute are playing truth or dare. So are the boys... Kurtty, oneshot. Takes place somewhere during season 1.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-11-04 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. & Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
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