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since: 03-11-04, id: 552411
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter.
Ya'll can call me Sarcasma. Obviously not my real name, but I'll answer to it none the less :D I'm a college age student who will be gone for quite some time, so don't expect updates for about... a year and a half. Most of my stuff is now AU, but I like it, so it's staying.

Also, I help run a RP site by the name of Pittsburgh Institute of Magic. It's a great site that's HP based, only with original characters. Lots of fun and right now we really need participants to come and build us up a bit more! If you aren't interested, please pass it along to anyone who might be!

The link is: http://www.geocities.com/headmaster_johnston/index.html

(if the link doesn't work, I'll set it as my homepage)

If you're interested in finding someone's stuff to read I have some suggestions:

JamieBell
Hermione30
Dragonessa Smith
Prankaholic (great GREAT filks)
or anyone else under my favs. 
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1. Love and Quidditch with a Side of Potatoes » reviews
After defeating Voldemort everything isn't as perfect as Harry and Ginny had hoped. With complications of work, school, a surprising date and threats of copycats still hanging over their heads, what will finally allow them to live happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,451 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-21-08 - Published: 7-9-08
2. Family Bonds reviews
Fred and George learn that Ginny is down in the Chamber of Secrets. A book 2 look at their reaction, with a little of Percy involved.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-13-07
3. Ginny and the Sixth Year » reviews
With a impossible transfigurations professor, few friends around, and her only desire to help with the ongoing struggles outside the walls of Hogwarts, Ginny doesn't see much hope for this year. She'll have to shape her own destiny in love, war, and life
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,035 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 3-24-07
4. The Mad Things Girls do: Translated for Boys » reviews
This is it! Hermione Granger has written the guide that all boys should read! (with special commentary for the girls) Please read and review... oh and boys... maybe you can take a few things away from this!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 5-27-05
5. Guys and Dolls » reviews
All the world's a stage... including Hogwarts. Stress, fun, and private lessons occur when a student decides to put on a musical. Please Read and Review :
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,169 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 7-13-05 - Published: 1-5-05
6. Resentment 2 » reviews
Same as Resentment, only breaking it up a bit, so the 'stories' don't get so long. A collection of lesser character stories. Each chapter stands on its own. In here, find out about Madame Puddifoot... Moaning Myrtle's revenge... Penelope's sorrow. Please
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05
7. Resentment » reviews
Collection of some lesser characters' views on certain events and people. Some internal thoughts that you might not have considered before. Featuring Petunia, Filch, Snape, Madam Rosmerta, and more. Each chapter stands on its own... Please R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,622 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 5-21-04
8. Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Book 2 from Ginny's POV. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-05
9. Caught in the Act reviews
Have you ever seen a sibling kiss? How about your best friend? Did you ever feel like throwing up afterward? Please Read and Review. Oneshot
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-05
10. Grounded reviews
As Harry and Ron are flying their way to school in the stolen Ford Anglia, there is a friendship developing far below them... perhaps even due to the absence of the 'guys'. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-05
11. Fine Lines » reviews
Charlie and Tonks meet up years after they last saw each other in school. What happens when the old rivalry resurfaces? CWNT
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,545 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 3-29-05
12. My Happy Ending » reviews
What happens when things get complicated? Was meant to be really meant to be or is there someone else out there that you just never saw until now? PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,154 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 10-19-04
13. Lip Sluts » reviews
Mono has hit Hogwarts! When Harry catches the plague, Ron goes on a mission to find out who he caught it from... Please R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-31-05 - Published: 4-22-05
14. Harmony at Hogwarts: Marauder style » reviews
How to explain... Before Fred and George had Musical Mints, the Marauders had Dynamic Delights; chocolates that made the consumer sing. Prequel to Harmony at Hogwarts, but the sequel to Cabin Fever. Stands on its own, though, so you don't HAVE to read the
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,096 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 10-16-04
15. Thrice Defied » reviews
Rated to be safe! Sequel to One More Chance. From one year after Marauder's grad. perhaps to LJ death (not sure yet). My own version of events. PLEASE Read and Review
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-29-04 - Published: 8-3-04
16. Cupid Inc » reviews
finished Ron won't stop acting jealous and it could be effecting destiny... Cupid Inc. comes to save the day! Lots of fluff. Trio just before year 7. RHr with a little HG Lots of fluff!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-8-04 - Published: 8-17-04
17. Holding Hands reviews
One shot- complete! Ron and Hermione have trouble getting things started… neither wants to initiate something as simple as holding the other's hand. Ginny comes in to help the two, and finds it to be a bigger headache than expected. RHr with a little HG
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-18-04 - Published: 10-18-04
18. Deflating the Head of James Potter reviews
A serious operation is underway... bringing down the size of James's head. Filled with blood, sweat, and tears (the last coming from Sirius), and plenty of laughs. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-8-04 - Published: 10-8-04
19. Cabin Fever » reviews
Take James, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James's parents, a whole lot of pranks, put it in a blender and what do you have? One crazy summer. Sequel to 'The April Fool and the Goofster' Enjoy, Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 6-29-04
20. Arthur's Loss » reviews
Arthur Weasley is the youngest of five, his oldest sister being one of his best friends. What happens when he brings home Molly? How does this dynamic change the life of Evelyn Weasley? AU (because we've been told Arthur was one of three boys)Please R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-6-04
21. Blood is thicker » reviews
Dennis Creevey is being left out since his brother found a girlfriend. Colin keeps flaking out and Dennis starts to wish he didn't have a brother at all. Can someone change that opinion? Please R&R. No characters listed, but Harry will play role.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,747 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 7-10-04
22. The Devil's Brand » reviews
Rated for topic: Oliver Wood has to redo a Muggle study assignment on the Underground Railroad in America, having originally mistaken it for an actual railroad. He wants an easier way to figure out exactly what it is, and the request is granted. Please r&
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 7-19-04
23. One More Chance » reviews
Done!James is an egotistical, rude, obnoxious teenage boy. Lily has finally opened the idea of being his friend, but that's not quite enough for him. With the Marauder's and his mother, can James win over Lily? I promise this will not be a typical JL fic
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 5-18-04
24. Lily did you Know? reviews
This is a 'songfic' to the Christmas song 'Mary did you know' It's really just different lyrics to the same song. My friend has encouraged me to post it, so I am even though I know it's doesn't have a story intertwined. It's still sweet though. R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-3-04 - Published: 7-3-04
25. In the Cafe reviews
This is a look into what might happen if JK Rowling were to head back to the cafes to do some writing. Two crazed fans and Rowling feeling like she's loosing her mind. R&R please. One shot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-28-04 - Published: 6-28-04
26. All Around the School reviews
What goes on in the most secretive parts of Hogwarts? Read and find out... PG-13 for mild language and scenes, and to be safe. A collaberation piece. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-27-04 - Published: 6-27-04
27. The April fool and the Goofster » reviews
PG for mild language. One too many pranks have been pulled on Lily. James and Sirius think no one can beat them on April Fool's Day, but what happens when Revenge is the motive? Please R&R FINISHED
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-22-04
28. What a Girl Wants » reviews
Ginny and Harry story. Lots of fluff but it will have a plot, I promise. Please R&R Title may change, but I don't have any better ideas right now.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-15-04 - Published: 6-10-04
29. Just wanna be Ginny » reviews
Finished Where can Ginny go to be noticed for her own accomplishment? Will anyone be able to sympythize? Will they ever get her to come home? Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 4-1-04 - Published: 3-19-04
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