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Voici ze famous Attention Grabber!

I'm a 19 year old girl attending York University in the lovely country of Canada. I'm trilingual in English, French and Spanish, hopefully to master Japanese through my second major, East Asian Studies. I enjoy writing stories, though most here are long since dead. I hope to re-do them slowly at my own pace. Fanfiction has always had a special place in my heart, and it's something I turn to when Boredom becomes my sidekick against the evils of any actual Productivity. I have been a fan of the anime genre and it's subcultures and appreciate yaoi as much as the next fangirl. I enjoy watching television, reading books and writing when I should be working on more productive things ;. My favourite writer of all time has to be Oscar Wilde. His works are just brilliant.

"All Men Kill the Things They Love"

-The Ballad of Reading Gaol, Oscar Wilde-

Personally, I believe that my s, so tell me what you think. E-mail perhaps? I love meeting new people through Fanfiction. Enjoy my stories.

Venom's Quote For this update! (Because it continues to amuse me to no return)
404 Haiku - Peace through turmoil (found in the Edmonton Journal) The computer users among you will be familiar with those annoying error messages - most of which make absolutely no sense - whenever something goes wrong. According to a number of email correspondents. techies in Japan have replaced those impersonal and unhelpful error messages with Haiku poetry - the essence of Zen. Haikus are used to communicate a timeless message while achieving powerful insight through their extreme brevity.

"Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone."

"The website you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist."

"Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order will return."

"Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much."

"Windows again crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams."

"Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that."

"First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully."

"Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down."

"A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone."

"Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which one has occurred."

"Having been erased, the document you are seeking must be retyped."

"Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank."

Peace, love and chocolate chip cookie dough to all!

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