| Faramir Fancier |
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT... I've been gone for quite some time. In fact I'm not even using this account anymore. You can read and comment, but I won't be working on ANY of my stories AT ALL. Sorry. I just don't have time or willpower or energy. Signing off for the last time, Mary. | |||||
1. Orc Busters! » reviewsAragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 9-22-05 - Published: 4-4-052. Sunny Acres Part 2: A Never Ending Freak Show » reviewsOk, this is PART TWO! Isn't it totally amazing? Now it even has a spiffy new name! Muahaha! Sorry. Anyway, I suggest you read Sunny Acres Retirement Facility before you read this, otherwise you will be confused beyond count.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 6-9-05 - Published: 3-3-053. Gondor Boy and other weird Song Parodies! » reviewsSome parodies that I wrote at 11:30 pm, mostly songs. The first one is in the title! So read, review, and enjoy!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 5-29-044. Boromir, Faramir, and a Thing Called Love reviewsFaramir and Boromir discover a few questions they had about FanFiction. Contains a Mary-Sue, a self-insert, and weird humor. NO SLASH. R&RLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-22-05 - Boromir & Faramir5. A Very Meriadoc Christmas » reviewsJust in time for the Holidays, Merry has decided to host his own Christmas Special, complete with home movies from other people in Middle Earth! Contains everyone's favorite people, and commentary from Pippin, the co-host. Good Family Fun! Still going, evLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 3-3-05 - Published: 12-6-04 - Meriadoc B. - Complete6. Sunny Acres Retirement Facility » reviewsWell, all the stars live in an apartment complex! Includes twisted love, drunken hobbits, parties, another twisted love, and some more funny stuff! Promises to be good and entertaining! Read and review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,170 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 6-24-047. The Faramir Variety Hour » reviewsFaramir's got his own TV show and Boromir provides comedy that no one really gets! If you've read 'has the apocalypse come yet' you'll understand it better. With field trips to other places in M.E., interviews, and other fun stuff! Read and Review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 8-4-04 - Faramir & Boromir8. The Lord of the Rings Stars buy a Fast Food Joint! » reviewsWhat happens when Aragorn buys a fast food joint? Features Boromir as a fry manager, Haldir as a waiter, Legolas in a hair net, and Elrond as a janitor! Although these things mght not appear in the first chap., they will come! Fun for everyone! R&RLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 6-14-049. The Reverse of the King » reviewsAll right! It's the third installment! Go read 'The Great Role Reversal' and 'Revers'd' So you understand it! But, here it is! Much craziness, insanity, and general humor to be found within! Read and Review! Comtains everyone's favorite characters!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 10-25-0410. Denethor's Educational Television Programme! » reviewsDenethor has gotten a TV show set to educate the Free People and Children of Middle Earth! Boromir, the co-host, provides the needed weirdness and Elrond provides the bad humor. Faramir becomes a scapegoat, and Arwen is the camera lady. Now could anythingLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 10-18-0411. Revers'd » reviewsThe Sequel to The Great Role Reversal. I reccomend you read that one first or you won't understand. Well, as promised, here it is! The Two Towers done MY way! Read and review! Lots of humor and other stuff just for you!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 7-30-0412. The Fellowship Academy » reviewsThe Fellowship, along with other characters, decide to open a school. Not everything goes as planned, and what will happen on Open House Night? Features Aragorn teaching PE, Haldir, and everyone's favorite human, Boromir! Also includes Legolas.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 10-9-04 - Published: 6-12-0413. The Great Role Reversal » reviewsEveryone is sick and tired of being themselves. They decide to switch places for the trilogy.... Features a new king, a lovesick Elf, a morbid hobbit, and a overenthused hobbit. Features the Fellowship, with more added as the movies go on. Read and ReviewLord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 7-29-04 - Published: 6-29-0414. Has the Apocalypse Come Yet? » reviewsWhat happens when Merry& Pippin give up drinking, Legolas looses his hair spray, Faramir hosts a TV show, and Boromir is alive? Also, what if Faramir and Boromir fan girls had an all-out war? Find out here!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 7-25-04 - Published: 5-31-04 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.15. Boromir and Faramir's Crazy Singing Contest! » reviewsWhat if the two brothers couldn't decide who was the better singer? Somewhat like American Idol. The two decide to host a contest. Find out what happens here! Read and review! Rating for safety.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-15-04 - Published: 6-2-04 - Boromir & Faramir16. Dangerous Love reviewsA 7th year Slytherin girl tries to find acceptance with Sirius Black. She also tries to find romance, too.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-04 - Sirius B.