IN THE BEGINNING (&n thē bi-ˈgi-niŋ) noun

1) An author who, as of 8/24/05, has had an undying devotion to Trauma Center and as of 1/01/08, has developed devotion to RADIANT DAWN

2) Alias for the artist SomeRandomGirl; natural habitat is found at http://somerandomgirl.deviantart.com

3) Head trauma.

Alternate egos: K-Don, supersmashgal, Kimber, SomeRandomGirl, Psycho; often answers to ITB and SRG

The IN THE BEGINNING is commonly associated with random thoughts, video games, pencils, paper, and coffee. Its daily life is still a mystery to scientists, but it has been observed sitting in front of televisions. Upon further investigation, a video game console was found connected to each television, and on the television screen were various characters, some of questionable repute. Thus, we have determined that the IN THE BEGINNING is attracted to elements IKE, RANULF, SOREN, ZELDA, PIT, TIBARN,LINK(although there is minimal attraction), and SOTHE(which defies the boundaries of logic).

Its diet varies, although it seems mostly limited to chocolate, diet soda, coffee, bread, hot dogs, soda, pistachios, anything with green olives, horchata, sandwiches and sushi... which, in retrospect, is not much of a limit at all. Sleep patterns are variable, but we believed for a time that it would rest from 22:00 to 06:45. However, recent studies suggest that the more likely sleep cycle of the IN THE BEGINNING is from 00:30 to 06:00. This explains its relatively short temper.

The IN THE BEGINNING is usually found near the SPAZZMISTIC, the TCGEEK(long suspected to be related to the IN THE BEGINNING), the NINTENDO NUT, the LABBIT, the J. Q. AOI, and the ANONYMOUS REVIEWERS. Its natural habitat does seem to change, however, upon the release of a strange subset of elements, commonly called VIDEO GAMES.

Extreme caution is advised when attempting to converse with the IN THE BEGINNING. If a fallacy is found in a person's argument (example: "lolz u r ghey"), the IN THE BEGINNING has been known to gather undeniable evidence that the arguer is wrong in the blink of an eye(example: "Last time I checked, gay people only felt strong sexual attraction to people of the same gender"). This is a great area of interest to scientists, as the IN THE BEGINNING is famous for being in a constant state of inertia.

The IN THE BEGINNING has been described as loving obvious symbols in her stories or descriptions; thus, we have come to several conclusions. "Perfect Death", which at first seems to be the chosen title due to the contents of the story, was actually named so because it was "the death of supersmashgal, of FullMetalEdward, and the birth of a new person- a new beginning."

We have also used this evidence to prove the mental instability of the IN THE BEGINNING.

Scientists have recently seen the IN THE BEGINNING's self proclaimed "Sacred Object of Death." Upon opening it, we have discovered small samples of text(called "drabbles") involving various elements of families TRAUMACENTER, FIREEMBLEM, SMASHBROS, and ZELDA. However, upon discovering that its sacred object had been seen, the IN THE BEGINNING destroyed the scientists in a gruesome way never before recorded.

We are excited at our recent discoveries; we hope to tame the IN THE BEGINNING and use its energy to--

(-blood splatters everywhere-)

YO. 'Sup. In The Beginning here. Yes- the "The" is capitalized. REMEMBER THAT, PEOPLE.

My four greatest loves, in no particular order, are music, drawing, writing, and video games. To define my taste in music, it would be easier to say what I don't like, rather than what I do. A LOT easier. Drawing and writing take turns; I rarely both write and draw. However, video games are forever, man. I'm not even joking. Smash Bros. and Fire Emblem right now ftw!!

All hail Ike and his senseless destruction in Intense All-Star Mode!

Food is delicious. I'm usually willing to try anything at least once... twice is another issue altogether. XD

I despise flamers-- especially anonymous ones. Just saying that something sucks does nothing to help the author-- or your reputation. Bad reviews are just as useless; "omg rite more nao plz!" does not tell me what I did right, and what I need to work on.

And if you say "evrythin wuz perfect, duh lol", I will shoot you unless you provide examples. Like how edlovesjuicyfruit73 and Tristan-the-Dreamer did for "Lost Pictures of the Past".

Bugs are pretty nasty too, I guess.

Everyone loves VIDEO GAMES!(Maybe...)

In no order at all, my favorite video games are Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken, FE: Radiant Dawn, Trauma Center: New Blood, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, LoZ: Wind Waker, LoZ: Phantom Hourglass, FE: Path of Radiance, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, LoZ: Minish Cap, TC: Under the Knife, M: The Thousand-Year Door, LoZ: Four Swords Adventures, Yoshi's Island, Luigi's Mansion, and FE: Sacred Stones.

I don't really like Sacred Stones all that much... the characters were too one-dimensional, and rather stupid.

YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR FUCKING STONE TO AN EVIL EMO PRINCE. DAMNIT, EIRIKA, ONE WOULD HOPE YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT!

There's way too many pairings to list in paragraph format, so here they all are!

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

FIRE EMBLEM

RanulfxLethe(She eventually warms up to him some more in their A support convo in PoR, and I actually have a long-winded story planned out that will totally end in this. YES.)

SothexMicaiah(Totally obvious. End of story.)

HaarxNephenee(This is why the new support system rules. In their B support level, Nephenee stutters. That's just too damn adorable. Of course, that's just the way it's supposed to be...)

RhysxMia(I still do wonder how he deals with her energy. XD)

GuyxFemaleTactician(Long story short, I began supporting this because of an RP I had with a friend a year ago.)

MatthewxFemaleTactician(Because I love to make my tactician suffer.)

HectorxFemaleTactician(Just because they both have the same level of tact as a sack of boulders.)

MatthewxLeila(In the game. Enough said.)

MatthewxSerra(They even have a special ending if you support them up to A! Awww!)

GuyxMia(OMG cross-game pairing! Well, they both have similar motives... Mia's looking for her archrival, and Guy's trying to defeat Matthew...XD)

ColmxNeimi(She's obviously the only one he really likes. Sterotypical childhood-friends-become-lovers,yes, but it's just so damn cute.)

JoshuaxNatasha(Just. Yes. Yes. Heart. Love. Yes. Stop. Speaking. In fragments.)

HectorxLyn(So obvious that if this pairing had teeth, it'd tear your ass off.)

EliwoodxNinian(See above.)

LegaultxIsadora(Because Nino's far too young. XD)

HeathxFarina("FARINA! STOP FEEDING HYPERION FOOD!" "Oh, don't be silly! Hyperion likes leftovers!")

LEGEND OF ZELDA

LinkxTetra(Not Zelda. Please not Zelda. Tetra's much more bad-ass than Zelda.)

LinkxMidna(Who can blame him- at least later in the game. She's HOT.)

JoannexWayfarer("I always thought wayfaring tales were kind of romantic...")

LinkxMidna(Posted twice, cuz it's just that awesome.)

VaatixZelda(Un-evilify Vaati, and BAM! OTP.)

TRAUMA CENTER

GregxCybil(College love. XD)

SidneyxNaomi(You know it would work.)

NaomixHans(Probably just because they see each other all the time anyways.)

VictorxLinda(Pair off the sarcastic bastard with Kid Emo, and watch Victor mellow out.)

VictorxCybil(Ahh, unrequited love.)

MarkusxValerie(WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE ASK HER OUT.)

ElenaxChainsaw(:D)

CynthiaxRay(It's like. CANON. DUDE.)

CROSSOVER(aka "Smash Bros pairings")

IkexZelda(I'm not sure why I like this... I just do.)

IkexSamus(Because only Samus would have the patience to put up with Ike's randomness... if how he acts like I make him act in "Awkward Moments" is how he acts all the time at the Mansion.)

IkexPit(This is just-- one of those pairings that makes no sense, and yet is totally perfect. Can someone explain that to me?)

LuigixSamus(See IkexZelda for explanation)

CURRENT ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Taeri Mikhain(created: 2006)

Age(There is no real point, as Fire Emblem characters are nearly immortal): 16 in Lyn's story, 17 in Eliwood/Hector's story

Occupation: Tactician, rabblerouser

Special Talents: Inspiring fear in the heart of Hector.

Looks: 5'4", shoulder-length dark red hair(with a white spot in it), blue eyes, pale, ridiculously thin(does anybody notice a pattern of anorexic tacticians being insane?)

Why did I create her: Because I wanted to customize my tactician!

Victoria Renee Kasal(created: 9/5/07)

Age at first appearance: 18 in NB, 28 in SoOL, and 25 in DoD(flashback sequence, 34 in "real time")

Occupation: Part-time secretary

Special Talents: Being able to laugh at her brother-in-law's odd jokes

Looks: 5'7", long straight brown hair, green eyes, tanned skin(it's the Italian in her-Italian pride-), pretty thin

Why did I create her: So that Sidney's wife at least had a name and history.

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Kaleigh Layer(created: 9/16/07)

Age at first appearance: 21 in DoD

Occupation: "Surgeon"

Special Talents: The ability to talk for hours on end.

Looks: 5'5", long curly blonde hair, pale, blue eyes, kinda pudgy(but not fat)

Why did I create her: Because initially, she was going to betray Greg and Derek and get them all killed. But she was demoted to just being a talkative bitch. :D

Rylee Vivien Kasal(created: 9/21/07)

Age at first appearance: 5 in FM, young teenager in SS

Parents: Sidney R. Kasal and Naomi T. Kimishima-Kasal

Occupation: Daughter

Special Talents: Alarm clock.

Looks: 4'2", not really pale but definitely not tanned, shoulder-length silvery hair, hazel eyes, thin

Why did I create her: Because Sidney needs to be a daddy! XD

Alexander Jaden Stiles(created: 9/21/07)

Age at first appearance: Not quite 6 in FM

Parents: Derek K. Stiles and Angela O. Stiles(maiden name Thompson)

Occupation: Older fraternal twin

Special Talents: Melting the hearts of everyone who sees him.

Looks: 4'3", pale, short blonde hair, green eyes, thin

Why did I create him: Because the Stiles family name must continue!

Nila Eva Stiles(created: 9/21/07)

Age at first apperance: Not quite 6 in FM

Parents: Derek K. Stiles and Angela O. Stiles(maiden name Thompson)

Occupation: Younger fraternal twin

Special Talents: Being a total tomboy and yet really feminine at the same time.

Looks: 4'3", pale, not-quite-shoulder-length brown hair, green eyes, thin

Why did I create her: See above.

Erika Jezebel Chase(created: 10/5/07)

Age at first appearance: 3 in FM, 10 in DotP

Parents: Tyler S. Chase and Leslie M. Chase(maiden name Sears)

Occupation: Daughter

Special Talents: Being able to stay around Victor S. Niguel for more than five minutes. (It's a miracle.)

Looks: 3'4", pale, blonde hair that's being grown out, amber eyes, chubby(in the adorable three-year-old way)

Why did I create her: Because Tyler needs to corrupt more children than just his best friend's.

Cassandra Ann Vaughn(created: 12/11/07)

Age at first appearance: 22 in AMS

Parents: Mr. and Mrs. Vaughn. XD

Occupation: Radio announcer and Markus' younger sister

Special Talents: Unknowingly be the cause of extreme pain and torture in Markus' life. (See AMS)

Looks: 5'8", tall, long brown hair, kind of tanned, hazel eyes, "more to love"(aka kind of fat)

Why did I create her: So I could write "At My Side" and because all siblings in TC are either nonexistent, or identical twins. What the hell is with that?

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STORY PROGRESS AS OF 5/25/2008(HOLY CRAP!)

HYPHEN BEFORE TITLE INDICATES A RECOMMENDED READ.

FINISHED STORIES

-Perfect Death(mild DerekxAngie, 8 chapters)

-New Beginnings(Kasalcentric, 5 chapters)

My Sunshine(GregxCybil, oneshot)

Guardian(GregxCybil, oneshot)

-Hope Under Attack(Kasalcentric, 4 chapters)

The Catalyst(Retelling, 2 chapters)

-Days of Damnation(AU, 16 chapters, part 1 of 2)

-Something Right(DerekxAngie, oneshot)

A Total Scream(TylerxLeslie, oneshot)

-Question(GregxCybil, oneshot)

Days of the Phoenix((AU, TylerxLeslie, DerekxAngie, 13 chapters, part 2 of 2)

-Silent Screams(oneshot)

Reliving Childhood(DerekxAngie, oneshot)

Gifts(GregxCybil, oneshot)

-Mine(Horror, SidneyxVictoria, SidneyxNaomi, oneshot)

-Caught Unaware(MarkusxVal, DerekxAngie, 7 chapters)

Habits(MarkusxVal, oneshot)

-Riddles(MarkusxVal, oneshot)

-Waiting on Life(MarkusxVal, oneshot)

Sorcery of Salvation(prequel-story, Markuscentric, 4 chapters)

-At My Side(MarkusxVal, oneshot)

Conscience(MarkusxVal, oneshot)

Death by Association(oneshot)

-Talk(HaarxNephenee, oneshot)

For Her(HaarxNephenee, oneshot)

-Lost Pictures of the Past(MarkusxElena, MarkusxVal, oneshot)

-Stars(IkexPit, oneshot)

-Alone(IkexPit, oneshot, Pit's POV)

IN PROGRESS

-Stories of Our Lives(Trauma Center): Perpetually in progress. Several short stories about the Trauma Center cast's lives before and after GUILT. (Eleven chapters as of 11/something)

Life of Secrets(Trauma Center) People were always wondering about this mysterious woman, with her silver hair and hidden past... but Naomi had always been good at keeping secrets. (Three chapters as of 11/something.)

-Witchcraft(Trauma Center): His powers would give birth to a demon... had he known, he would have never used them. (Spoilers. One chapter as of 12/23.)

Concerning Gods and Mortals(Fire Emblem): Abnormal situations call for abnormal responses. (Collection. One chapter as of 1/6/08.)

Not a Date(Fire Emblem): Okay, so... how else am I supposed to get the girl? (Five chapters as of 5/2/2008)

Awkward Moments(Smash Bros): Just remember... whenever you're around him, nothing will be as it seems. (Ikecentric. Two chapters as of 5/1/2008)

Passions(Smash Bros): Every thing he did, he did to the extreme. She could never understand why... until that night. (IkexZelda. Three chapters as of 5/12/2008)

-The Temptation of Darkness(Smash Bros): A friend in need is what sends them off on their journey in the first place. But now, they fight to save the world... (IkexPit. Twelve chapters as of 5/25/2008)

PEOPLE YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH.

TCGeek, Crazy Girl Person, Nintendo Nut1, Boos-Rule-All, fennessey, and... damn. I'm forgetting some people. Or I just can't put them here because they're anonymous reviewers. OH WELL. THESE PEOPLE ARE KIND. SAY HI TO THEM IF YOU WISH.

AWESOME QUOTES

1

(06:45:13 PM) BillieMikeTre: I
(06:45:13 PM) BillieMikeTre: vote
(06:45:14 PM) BillieMikeTre: yes
(06:45:24 PM) BillieMikeTre: to an increase of awesomeness in the world.
(06:45:38 PM) PreseatheKitsune: how so?
(06:45:44 PM) BillieMikeTre: just
(06:45:50 PM) BillieMikeTre: people need to start being more awesome.
(06:45:59 PM) BillieMikeTre: I understand that it's hard for teh awesome people already
(06:46:04 PM) BillieMikeTre: but for the not-awesome people
(06:46:09 PM) BillieMikeTre: whip them into shape!
(06:46:16 PM) PreseatheKitsune: -gets a whip-
(06:46:22 PM) BillieMikeTre: ...er
(06:46:23 PM) BillieMikeTre: not
(06:46:24 PM) BillieMikeTre: literally
(06:46:27 PM) PreseatheKitsune: damn
(06:46:33 PM) PreseatheKitsune: -throws it aside-
(06:46:46 PM) BillieMikeTre: I'm sure you'll find other places to use that thing

2

(10:47:08 PM) BillieMikeTre: (NAME A PERSON)
(10:47:15 PM) BillieMikeTre: (and we'll go with a pairing with that person)
(10:48:35 PM) Tammy: ( ...so...the? xDDD )
(10:48:46 PM) Tammy: ( VOLUG LOLOL )
(10:48:48 PM) Tammy: ( O_o )
(10:48:50 PM) BillieMikeTre: (XDDDD)
(10:49:01 PM) BillieMikeTre: (Volug and... Serra.)
(10:49:18 PM) BillieMikeTre: (that would be perfect. Serra's found her listening partner.)

3

(07:01:57 PM) Tammy: (the bell that means YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN P.E. NOW rings)
(07:02:01 PM) Tammy: Matthew: ... shit.
(07:02:20 PM) BillieMikeTre: Guy: ...I don't like gym, anyways...
(07:03:32 PM) Tammy: Matthew: -fake shocked look- Guy! Here I was thinking that you were a top-grade student! Like myself!

4

"Who? Matthew? I was sure you were one of them."

"Well, I'm not! I'm one of me. And I would prefer to remain in one piece."

-- Hector and Matthew; Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword Chapter Eleven(Hector's Story)

5

"You said semester grades, do you mean quarter grades?"

"What do you think?"

-- My Spanish teacher and me, 3/17/2008

6

"...Huh? We're running alte? But I'm sleepy... What did you call me? That wasn't very nice. Overgrown lizard..."

--Haar; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Chapter One of Part Two

7

"Like I say, the best enemies are the ones that are on fire."

--Largo; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Part Two

8

"I never could decide if you were more greedy or more corrupt. Stupid was never in question, though."

--Haar; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Chapter One of Part Two

9

"Oh, sorry. I guess I have to respect your manly pride now."

"Yes, please. Or something like that."

--Muarim and Sothe; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Part One

10

"You need something, fearless leader?"

Haar; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Part Three

11

"I always look like this, apostle."

"Ah, yes. . . Well, I didn't summon you to talk about your grumpy expressions."

Ike and Sanaki; Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn Part Three

Fanfiction Survey

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

46 here.

Which one has the most reviews?

Days of Damnation(barely, too-- 73 as of 5/25/2008)

Least?

Defiant(two as of 6/25/2008)

Which fanfiction has the most words?

Days of Damnation(23,638)

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

Days of Damnation(16)

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

Trauma Center

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?

Quality. Quantity doesn't really mean anything if it's all "omg lyke no wa1!"

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

YES. It's FREAKY.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

A lot of them are.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Yes... including some of my oneshots. ...hmmmm.

What genre do you most frequently write in?

General(15), followed by Drama(14). But that's as of 3/19/2008; now, I'm too lazy to do an analysis.

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

I used to, but not so much anymore

Do you update frequently?

Somewhat

Do you frequently use original characters?

Sometimes. It depends on if they're needed or not.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Yes, actually.

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