Updated on March 15, 2008
Questions for the Peoples of FanFiction.Net:
One: Does anyone, at all, have a piece that does not feature romance or angst as the main genre?
Two: Does anyone, at all, write with characters of their own making (not characters gotten from other authors)?
Three: Does anyone, at all, write fanfiction that doesn't have homosexuality or incest or sex of any kind?
Four: Why don't they e-mail me?
I'm looking for good stories to read that aren't romance, mystery, angst or supernatural fics. They must also be rated below "T." If anyone has one, e-mail me. Please?
First off, I live in the Mid-Western United States. You may call me Not. I am now a freshman in collegel. I enjoy music (i.e. contemporary Christian, classical, bluegrass, classic rock, dixiland jazz (but there's been something from each genre that I've liked)), bantering with others, and the ever popular (if slightly mundane) walk on the beach.
As for the reason that you have decided to take the time to visit my profile page, I believe you to be slightly mad. For the record, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Currently, I am also insane and enjoying every minute of it. (Don't let anyone tell you that someone is suffering from insanity. Chances are they enjoy it too).
Most people like to describe me as strange. If they only knew the truth... Anyway. They also happen to think that my hobbies are too abnormal to make me human. If they only knew the truth... (That's a joke).
Random:
It's getting pretty warm here in the Midwest. How about at your place, is it this hot?----
..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
..The trees are whistling for the dogs.
..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
..Hot water now comes out of both taps.
..You can make sun tea instantly.
..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
..The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
..You discover it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
..You find you can get sunburned through your car window.
..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am.
..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
..You realize asphalt has a liquid state
..The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
..The cows are giving evaporated milk.
..You'd trade your pool of sweat for a bed of nails any night.
..You'd rather starve to death than cook dinner.
General Information
Full Name: Not A. Chance
Location: Fat Chance, Iowa
Age: 72 going on 5
Weight: 260 lbs.
Height: 5 ft. 11 in.
Eye Color: It cycles between blue in the morning and green in the evening. (For now, it seems to have settled on a nice shade of green).
Gender: Male
Favorite Anime: Digimon Tamers
Favorite TV show(s): House, Tom and Jerry, The Price is Right.
Favorite Song: Sometimes by Step, by Rich Mullins (That's my prayer song).
Favorite Book: The 21 Balloons (Yea, balloons... Sorry, spacing out again)!
Favorite Book Series: Left Behind, The Chronicles of Narnia, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dune (in order of most favorite to least favorite, but still favorite).
Favorite Movie: Batteries Not Included.
Favorite Quote(s): "When life gives you lemons, sell 'em on Ebay!" -Whoever said that quote. "You are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, a peculiar people..." - I Peter 2:9 ( KJV I think. Correct me if I'm wrong). "Yadda, yadda, yadda." -Just about everybody.
Hobby(s): Reading/Writing in general, reading/writing fanfiction, listening to music and singing in the shower (the acoustics are wonderful). Everything else is covered in the above section.
Favorite Genres: Science Fiction/Fantasy, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Action/Adventure, Short Stories.
Favorite Bible Passage: And the God of all grace who has called you to eternal glory in Christ will, after you have suffered a little while, restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. -1 Peter 5:10
I am on the favorites list of 10 members.
I am on the author alert list of 3 members.
I have submitted a total of 67 signed reviews.
Total words archived on FanFiction.Net : 145,801 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 14,580.
Longest Work : Government Confines at 49,700 words.
Shortest Work : Yellow at 392 words.
Numbers of hits to my profile page : 1,189.
TOTAL WORDS ARCHIVED: 253,035 WORDS
That's all for information. Now onto the fanfiction. That's what you're all here to see anyway, isn't it?
Works in Progress:
Digital War: Campaign Two: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
The sequel to Digital War: Campaign One. Also the rewrite of Tamers United. The main character is under a different name, Elijah Matthews. One hybrid, the product of a genetic experiment, is forced into saving a world from an oncoming war with the Enemy. Done through chapter seven!-Very strong Christian overtones. Feel free to flame me, I don't really care. Just read and pay attention.
Digital War: Campaign One: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
This is the beginning of something that has troubled my mind for the longest time. Follow one lone Digimon through the greatest war of all time. NO HUMANS. R&R, enjoy -Very strong Christian overtones.
I originally planned to do this after Tamers United, but due to extenuating circumstances I decided to take down Tamers United. I've enjoyed writing this so far and the fan base of it is surprising. (That is that it actually has a fan base).
Like I said, very strong Christian overtones. That means prayers, direct references to God (Creator) and Christ Jesus. If you don't like it, read it anyway. Feel free to flame me, I don't really care. Just read and pay attention.
Government Confines: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
Chapter fourteen! Four kids, brought to the Digital World now have to save it from the tyrannical government that is now in power. Take a look, read and review, and just enjoy. Suggestions on how to improve are also welcome. Please be harsh.
I was inspired to write this piece of fanfiction by a friend's poem Inside the Government Confines. Don't worry, she gave me permission to use the title. So, I'm doing a bit of stuff to the first few chapters, hoping to make them flow better with each other and later chapters. As of now, go back and read chapter one. Two will be here eventually.
Trials and Triumphs: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
A collection of poems by yours truly, including the an ascension to heaven, an adaptation of the Jars of Clay passage, and a trial that the Creator Himself faces. Now boasting a descent into the bows of Hell and then back out again. So, fair warning: "The Dream" is about a thousand words, so it is very long.
This is entirely based on the Bible, so I won't bother to give you the same bold, underlined and italicized warning.
The Revelators: Prologue
Some years ago, slavery ran rampant through the Digital World. Asmodeusmon changed that through the Purging. Afterward the humanoid population is in ruins, but at peace. But when the dark one returns from exile, will there be anyone to challenge his power? The Prophet gave us a pointed yes to that question.
Completed Works:
Tales From the Shadow Guardians: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
From the same world as the Digital War series, the mythical Shadow Guardians present tales and facts from Digital World in the form of an historical time line. Featuring BurningGreymon as the Flame Guardian. Think of this as a prequel to Digital War: Campaign One.
I rather think this is fun to write. Tales From the Shadow Guardians stretches from the creation of the Digital World all the way to when DrakeAngemon is killed by the Enemy (refer to Digital War: Campaign One; chapter four), all being told by the Shadow Guardians themselves and a few special guests such as the Creator Himself.-Very strong Christian overtones. Feel free to flame me, I don't really care. Just read and pay attention.
The Day before Checkout:
Welcome to my fun: A parody of the famous poem, The Night before Christmas, in which a Senior in high school is beat to a pulp by a band of Freshmen.
Yellow:
Just a short story about a random tamer and his partner playing a car game that has grown quite out of hand in my family.
I'm actually thinking about using these characters in a longer fiction, but that depends on whether or not I complete the other four. Take a look. By the way, this has also been adapted to an version using original characters. So if you'd prefer to read that, click here.
Digital War: Pitch Black:
Meet Black. He has a problem. Black is a slave to the Enemy without even knowing it. This is the story of his fall into darkness… And it begins with a proposition...
This is a completed one-shot look into the fall of Black, the BlackWarGreymon. I categorized this as a horror story due to the end. This is officially dedicated to my pastor, Larry Savage and his sermon, "The Four Steps to Falling into the Pit". Set in the same universe as Digital War: Campaign I. Christian undertones.
Digital War: Destroy Create Control: Long Version 1 2 3
The autobiography of a character that you'll meet in Digital War: Campaign II named Kai. He has a troubled history, centering around his origin as a genetic experiment gone wrong in the Enemy's camp.
This was planned to be a long one-shot fanfiction, but it didn't happen. For once, there are no Christian overtones, but maybe some undertones if you read between the lines. For now, I will be taking this down and breaking it up into short chapters. Hopefully, you all won't be bored stiff while reading. This happened. OK, so now both versions are up. The long one is on chapter one, and the next three chapters are shorter, so now you all can take your pick. Christian undertones.
Planned Works:
Digital War: Campaign Three:
The last book in the Digital War Series. The Enemy is reincarnated through one of the Sovereign Digimon. Los Angeles is bombed and destroyed by a terrorist. And the Digital World is cut off from the Real World when it and its peoples face Final Judgement from the Creator. Watch what happens at the Digital World's version of Armageddon.-Very strong Christian overtones. Feel free to flame me, I don't really care. Just read and pay attention.
Memoirs of an Evil Overlord:
So far, I have no idea as to what is going to happen for this one. I have it narrowed down to Millenniumon's biography, beginning with the Enemy's triumphant march into his home town of Mount Nebo.
The Impossible Mountain:
This should be interesting. It's set in the same world as Digital War, but it has nothing to do with anything. I made brief mention of a mountain that they called "Impossible Mountain" in one of the other fictions. So I decided I was going to use it as the backdrop for an adventure. So far, I have about three pages written. It's meant to be a short story, but I think it'll turn into a something like DCC where I have to break it down.
Other Stuff:
Some strange news for you at nine o'clock in the evening. I have decided as of right now to begin posting the first chapters of Digital War: Campaign II. It is still highly recommended that you read what is posted of Campaign I and Tales from the Shadow Guardians, not to mention two other short fanfictions before beginning on Campaign II. Wish me luck in keeping the two separate long enough to finish the first one.
I've now added two new chapters to Trials and Triumphs: "New Jerusalem" and "The Dream". Beware of long poetry and bad rhymes. And I've decided to focus Memoirs of an Evil Overlord on the Enemy's other toady. That has been started, but progress is slow and I won't try to guess when it will be up. Keep watching is the only advice I can give.
Yippy. Destroy, Create, Control now shows the long and broken versions. For those of you who hated the broken, choppy flow of the three-chaptered one: now you don't have to read that crap. You can read the better, longer, crap.
Winter break has just started for me. Ain't that a kick? Well, seeing as how it is now only six days until Christ-mas, I'm trying to get the next chapter of Campaign I or Government Confines out to you all as a gift. Don't know if it'll happen, but I'll sure try for y'all. God bless and Merry Christ-mas!
News for the last of November: Tales from the Shadow Guardians is DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
News: I am posting a link to the new version of 52004, right here ASAP. Beware of the title change. It is now 50047, bringing it a little closer to reality. http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2262189/1/
News from September! Pitch Black and Destroy Create Control (DCC) are finished. Pitch Black is uploaded and working just fine. DCC, on the other hand, is currently too long to just be one chapter. So, while the original version is up, I'll be taking the time to break it down into three seperate chapters. This is for the reader, not me. The hope is to make it easier to read, while still maintaining some of the flow from the long version. I hope you all enjoy it when it is finished.
Breaking news! I will be deleting 52004. I am terribly sorry for the people who diligently reviewed the story. But I do have good news concerning this story. A re-written, non-fanfiction version will be taking the original's place in my writing. I will place this on my FictionPress.Com account for anyone who wants to review or read the new prologue. This is effective immediately!
On a very sad note, my beta reader will no longer be looking over my writing. She is off to apprentice with a graphic designer and will have no time whatsoever to even call. I'm sure we'll all miss her insightful corrections and suggestions so I don't use "said" every other sentence.
On a much happier note, I am announcing a change in my Pen Name! I will no longer be called Lord Pyro, Pyroguy, or anything that has to do with fire. You may now call me Trinity Dragon. If you're wondering where I got that, e-mail me.
The summer holidays are starting, YIPPY! That means I'll have a lot more time on my hands for writing fanfiction. I foresee, quite possibly, finishing Tales from the Shadow Guardians by the end of the year, barring all computer problems. Actually, the euphoria won't hit until two weeks after the fact.
I wish to make one last request to anyone who wants to archive my stories. Feel free to do so, but do not archive them in the same C2 with other stories whose ratings are above T or have adult themes in them. Thank you for your cooperation.
One last note: I would like to end on a Bible verse that almost everyone can quote with their eyes closed. But this verse has changed my life exponentially.
"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." -John 3.16 (NIV)
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