Update (Monday, August 6th 3:36 A.M.):

So, I just got a review (my first in -forever- which... I suppose happens when you never update...) and it inspired me to reread a few of my stories. EWWWW. I feel like killing all my stuffed animals. Huh... that's a weird thing to want to do. I also considered taking -everything- down but that seems so melodramatic. So I'm thinking about maybe revamping everything. Because I still like the ideas and some of the lines. I don't know though. I'm supposed to be working on a joint BtVS fic with my friend, but I left everything at my dad's house so I can't work on it. But so yeah. I felt I needed to update to warn everyone that all my stories (or at least most of them) are the insane ramblings of a year-or-so-younger me. : Ick.

Main Ships (In no order):

Underline-Movie, book, television show, production. Italic-Couple or couples. Bold-Why I love the couple so much.

Cruel Intentions - Kathryn and Sebastian :Annette is a hypocritical slutty one dimensional character. No one, anywhere will ever convince me otherwise. If you want a better/more reason/s, email or message me. It's one of my favorite things to talk about.

Dollanganger Series (Flowers in the Attic and so on) - Chris and Cathy : I do love Bart a lot, but it's impossible to not love all of Chris's speeches. I'm way over the incest. It's pretty much impossible to read the series if you can't get over the incest.

Twilight - Edward and Bella :Is it possible to have either of them in another relationship? Don't say yes or I just might have to castrate you.

Gilmore Girls - Rory and Jess and Rory and Tristan :I'm very torn about these kiddos. Jess is... Rory's soul mate. I am completely and utterly convinced of that. But Tristan... man he's just sexy. Plus I have a thing for guys who like a girl for a long time and the girl is completely oblivious. So cute.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Buffy and Spike and Willow and Oz :Okay, so. I love Angel. I do. But I started watching the season when FX was showing reruns of the late fifth season. I began with Buffy and Spike. Again with the having a thing for guys who like a girl for a long time. And well... James Marsters=sex. And as for Will and Oz... I love Tara. I do. But it's impossible to top Oz.

Peter Pan - Peter and Wendy and Wendy and Hook : Peter and Wendy because they're meant for each other. Wendy and Hook because... well because that's just fun xD

Gone With The Wind - Scarlett and Rhett : If I ever meet someone who disagrees with this, I will personally beat them into the ground, bring them back to good health, make them realize how wrong they are, and then kill them. Slowly and painfully. (Just a hint: Never, ever say -anything- bad regarding Gone With The Wind if you want me to like you. At all.)

Harry Potter - Hermione and Draco :Yeah, yeah we all know it's not actually happening, but the fanfiction is better than any other couple (I could give you a dozen fic recommendations that would make -anyone- believe in them) and it's more passionate. Plus Draco makes me sawoon.

BBC's The Office - Tim and Dawn : Hilarious and romantic. Tim and Dawn's relationship is perfect. Also, Tim's character is flat out adorable. Beats the American version without a doubt.

NBC's The Office - Jim and Pam : Cute and all. Gotta love them. Jim is so cute and his adoration of Pam is so clear. I love it. But (there's always a but, right?) it doesn't even come -close- to topping the original version. There is no competition. Tim and Dawn are real, Jim and Pam are soap opera-esque.

House M.D. - House and Cameron : Well... they're the real reason I became so obsessed with the show. I just love their relationship on so many levels. And come on, in All In when he turns around and sees her in her dress... -sigh-

And dozens of other little things I read here or there.