Hi there, peeps! Allow me to welcome you to my fanfic universe-
Which doesn’t amount to much...
Tshh, quiet you, or it’s the Iron Maiden for a week!

::coughs::
Well, if that little exchange didn’t give it away, allow me to state it clearly: I am as mad as can be, having developped a case of virtual-space Multiple Personality Disorder.
But then again, who doesn’t have that ‘little nagging voice’ speak to them from time to time?
::Sea of up-shooting hands::
Forget I asked.

Anyways. Presentations of this ‘Dream Team’.
More like a nightmare in their case, but never mind that.
See this?
Yes.
What is it?
A halberd.
Do you know what I will do with it if you don’t stop spea... writing out of line?
::sweatdrops:: Point taken.
Good. Now where was I...?
::Introductions, I believe.::
Ah yes, that’s right. Well, my name is ‘Me’ and I am considered to be the public face... with the occasional homicidal urge.
...
What are you waiting for?
::Permission to speak, I’d wager.::
Fine fine, go ahead.
Noooo. Really? Can I?
Don’t get cocky with me...
::swallows nervously, and in an all-too-cheerful tone:: Hi! I’m ‘Myself’. You could think of me as that thing inside your minds that’s always pointing your faults out to you, only with ten times the sarcasm and cynicism.
::And these contributions are made by ‘I’. You could think of this entity as the ‘narrator’, the one who’s always commenting your own actions to you. You know, along the lines of "wake up, knock the alarm clock senseless, get up, find sock, find other sock", etc, etc.::

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Real Life:
The bane of our existence.
I used to be a student in Geography, formerly in Biology. Currently looking for an alternative formation.
Don’t ask, and stay alive.

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‘Net History: I used to be rather active in the X-men Evo fanfiction community, especially InterNutter’s BBoard, but am now ‘whoring’ myself over to anime fanfiction in general, and Naruto fanfiction in particular. Reading that is; it’d take a lot to get me to get off my lazy arse and start actually writing something... again.

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Currently in the works, a Kingdom Hearts epic inspired by Uzumaki-sama’s "Stygian Solace".
Don't hold your breath, it's been in that stage for three years already.

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Concerning my Harry Potter fic: it was reported by numerous representatives of a species notably compatible with horses for writer/reviewer interaction-
The 'reply to review' option did not yet exist.
-and I am rather loathe to put back up again anyway, since I feel there were so many glaring errors in the narrative. Maybe if one day I get in the mood for an overhaul, but otherwise... ::shrugs::

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Favorites
(in no particular order):

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Video games:
Kingdom Hearts I and II (melting pot of my favourite elements of its component parts)
Final Fantasy II, V, VI, VII, IX, X and Tactics (Can you say ‘long-time fan’? Holding back judgement on XII though...)
Star Ocean 2 (Space Opera at its grandest ::hugs Leon plushie::) and an 'Honorable' mention for #3
Shining Force III part 1, 2 and 3 (Dang idiots thought the last two wouldn't sell outside of Japan!)
Wild Arms 1 and 3 (The ‘western’ world, and the whole ‘holmcross’ thing. #4's plot was far too childish, though.)
Skies of Arcadia (mostly for its world rather than characters)
Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess (Link's more of a hotty than ever before! That, and Navi's GONE!)
Steambot Chronicles (there's something to be said for a choose-your-own-adventure game)
Grandia I and III (loved the co-existing industrial revolution and magic)
Suikoden I, II, III, IV and V (sheer genius, that's all I have to say)

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Manga/Anime/Cartoon:
Sorcerous Stabber Orphen (A bit like ‘Slayers’, but with added Bishonen)
Slayers (Kyaah! Xellos-sama!!!!)
Yakitate Japan!! (too funny)
MÄR (Once again, a ‘fall into fantasy world’ story, yet very well-done)
Ranma 1/2 (laugh-a-thon)
Naruto (ninjas, demons, people with issues; what more do you need?)
Hikaru no go (Oh, the yaoi implications of some of those conversations!)
Fruits Basket (Gotta love teasin’ Kyo-kun!)
Hunter X Hunter (That author weaves truly fascinating stories)
Saiyuki (What is it with the ‘traveling bishonen’ syndrome?)
Yureka (Oh, the laughter! Especially the queer jokes!!)
One Piece (Adventure on the open seas, a truly original idea!)
Bleach (Dibs on Hitsugaya-Taichou!)
Death Note (There's something to a mind as Machiavellian as Light's...)
+Anima (fluffy kemonomimi!)

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Books (Authors):
Anne McCaffrey (Her science-fiction is THE best!)
J. V. Jones (Gotta love that Homerian/Cornelian destiny thing of hers!)
J. K. Rowling (Who doesn’t? That teacher obsessed with seeking out ‘anti-Potter’ themes? Well, alright, her.)
Robert Jordan (Mat Cauthon, the reluctant hero... ::snigger::)
Maggie Furey (Using elements from one fantasy world for another... Unheard of!)
Mercedes Lackey (a true mistress of Urban and High Fantasy, her characters are always wonderfully rendered)
Terry Pratchett (I dare anyone not to laugh reading his books!)