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1. Portfolio

When he looked at her through the camera lens was not when his life changed forever, but it might as well have been. I actually wrote this a while back, just forgot to upload it. SH3/SH4 semi-crossover, post "Eileen's Death" ending, Heather x Henry. Crack pairings FTW.

Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Published: 7-3-12 - Heather M. & Henry T. - Complete

2. Badtouch reviews

The closest thing to porn you'll get from me any time soon, inspired by a TF2 'fic called "Muscle Management" and my own RPing

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-11 - Spy & Sniper - Complete

3. Lady Heavy on the Rag reviews

Alternate Title: Attack of the Hormone Monster.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-11 - Heavy

4. Practical Problems

The inevitable result of being on a team full of trigger-happy sociopaths. Features character death and very vaguely implied Sniper/Spy.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Published: 7-31-11 - Engineer & Spy

5. New Meat reviews

I wrote this well before Team Fortress 2 went Free to Play, but it feels even more relevant now, so I'm officially publishing it on .

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-11

6. The Lady and the Tramp

Just some speculation about the Scout's Mother

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Published: 7-31-11 - Spy - Complete

7. 100 Word Plot Bunnies »

Super short drabbles giving brief examination to a number of topics. Some tend to be heavy on the dialogue, but for completion's sake I've included them all here. Moved the rating to M because a few of the drabbles are Not Safe For Work.

X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 10,955 - Updated: 8-3-10 - Published: 10-22-08

8. Magnum Opus » reviews

A very alternate take of the Team Fortress 2 world guest starring GLaDOS and featuring all OCs. I personally consider it a sort of spiritual "prequel" to "Always Have a Plan", but the two stories aren't technically connected.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-10 - Complete

9. Always Have a Plan reviews

The RED Spy and the BLU Spy get to the bottom of the rabbit hole that is the Announcer's Command Chamber.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-09 - Spy - Complete

10. On the Ethical Treatment of Tentaspies reviews

The Tentaspy is a creature from the depths of the TF2 fandom that has, in my opinion, been saddled with a bad reputation. So I wrote a different take of the half-man, half-octopus creature. PS: Join the People for the Ethical Treatment of Tentaspies!

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-21-09 - Medic & Spy

11. Fangirls reviews

In TF2chan, somebody wrote a letter pretending to be the Engineer, yelling at us for writing porn about him and his teammates. Much wank was had. So of course I decided to take the original premise and run with it.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-16-09

12. The Christmas Truce reviews

Contains lots of silly and lots of capslock, because capslock is cruise control for cool.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-09

13. The Great TwoFort Cuteness Offensive reviews

The men of RED and BLU discover the secret to everlasting happiness and peace. Contains ridiculous amounts of cute. Proceed at your own risk.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-09 - Complete

14. Meet the Team reviews

Nine men. Nine stories. One team. First TF2 fanfic, please be gentle.

Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-09 - Complete

15. The Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Collection » reviews

Deliveries made via the mind of one somewhat twisted writer. And yes, this means I am the anon who wrote these stories.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 6-6-08

16. The Watchmen Kink Meme Collection reviews

Here I go again, writing for a fandom that I know next to nothing about. Oh, well. The plot bunnies aren't picky, I guess.

Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-09 - Walter K./Rorschach

17. The Musou Kink Meme Collection » reviews

Drabbles featuring characters from the Dynasty/Samurai/Orochi Warriors series.

Warriors Orochi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 10-22-08

18. Descent reviews

In a different world, Miles Edgeworth took matters into his own hands.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete

19. The Viper's Daughter reviews

DL-6 never happened AU, Franziska/Miles. For the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-08 - Complete

20. Gaze reviews

Manfred von Karma's influence on one Miles Edgeworth. Slight implications of Phoenix/Edgeworth.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-08

21. What Friends are For reviews

After the events of GS4, Edgeworth tracks Phoenix down. Spoilery, P/E friendship, implied Klavier/Apollo.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-08 - Complete

22. A Week in the Life of a Senshi reviews

Sliceoflife bits featuring the Sailors on the days of the week they were named after.

Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-30-06 - Complete

23. Date With Destiny » reviews

Eleven brief character sketches speculating on what may have happened before the adventure began.

Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-06 - Complete

24. For Want » reviews

A "girl from Vegita's past comes back to haunt him" story. Because the idea won't leave me alone until I write it down. A retelling of an older story. Contains swearing and violence. Probably never going to be working on this any more, sorry.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-05 - Published: 4-20-04 - Vegeta & Goten

25. Where He Began reviews

The sordid tale of a Wolf and the Goddess who tamed him, because everybody wonders about it at some point.

Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-26-05 - Saitou

26. Those Obnoxious Batteries reviews

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "living nightmare". Short and silly.

Urusei Yatsura - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-04

27. The EVAtrix reviews

Shinji discovers the secret to a higher sync rate. Very short and silly.

Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-04

28. Don Tatawake reviews

How Cervantes might write a Ranma 'fic.

Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-04

29. Depression and Self Loathing in Tokyo3 reviews

Shinji meets people that are even more morbid than he is. Darkish.

Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-23-04

30. Six Degrees of Kenshin reviews

Filler Episode 666

Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-04 - Kenshin & Kenji

31. Neon Genesis DBZ » reviews

Plot, characterization, continuity, and the meaning of life all leave the country in this xover.

Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-20-04 - Published: 10-3-99

32. Exchange reviews

Integra discovers the secret to taming Alucard, sort of.

Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-1-04

33. Mantra reviews

On that day, the greatest battle was not fought with swords, but inside a young boy's tortured mind.

Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-02

34. Anatomy of a MidLife Crisis reviews

On the travails of marriage, especially one of unequal yoking.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-01 - Complete

35. A True Hero reviews

A rather dark look at what could have happened after the Cell Games

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-31-00

36. Lost and Found reviews

Magus goes looking for Schala and does some soul-searching in the progress

Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-3-00

37. Gaisen reviews

Yuutarou finally returns to the place where he truly belongs.

Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-00

38. Love is in the Air reviews

Speculating a bit on what might have happened after one of the endings.

Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 2-3-00

39. Sasuga wa Onii-sama reviews

Remember when Ranma dressed up as "Yoiko", Ryouga's (non-existent) little sister? What if...

Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-99

40. Marionette reviews

They thought it was over...but of course, it never really is. (Not a happy 'fic.)

Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-3-99

41. The Odd Couples reviews

Think Vegita and Bulma make an unlikely couple? What about Vegita and...Chi-Chi?

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-3-99

42. The Making of Me reviews

Vegita faces his most formidable opponent...how to explain the Facts of Life to his young son.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-3-99

43. Once Upon a Curse reviews

What if Goku got his hands on a little booklet about a certain Training Ground in China...

X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-99

44. The Third reviews

An Introspective piece full of spoilers. Doesn't make much sense, though. ;

Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-99

45. Akane's Haircut reviews

Akane muses over her new fiancee and her feelings for Dr. Tofuu

Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-3-99

46. Just a Kiss (2.0) reviews

What might have happened after Ranma and Akane's near kiss early in the series.

Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-3-99

47. Simplicity reviews

A quiet afternoon in the Tendou residence. No, that's not an oxymoron. :)

Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-99

48. The Game of Life reviews

Perhaps everything happens to Ranma not just because Takahashi-sensei wanted it that way... :)

Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-3-99

49. The Blanket Scenarios: A Cold Smile reviews

Yumi and Soujirou spend a chilly night with only one blanket between them.

Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-99

50. A "Romance" in Seven Acts reviews

Vegita and Bulma go from hating each other to...well, hating each other less. ;

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 10-3-99

51. Looking for Answers reviews

17 seeks 16 for the meaning of life.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-99

52. Looking Up at Vegita reviews

Future Trunks' assessment of his "father".

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-3-99

53. Marks of Royalty reviews

For the sake of power, King Vegita would do anything...even turn a commoner into a prince.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-3-99

54. H.C.P reviews

The Human WHAT Project? A quick lesson in homonyms.

Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-3-99

55. Fundraising reviews

What Gendou turns to when NERV's accounts run low...

Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-3-99

56. Majin Boo reviews

THE inevitable crossover. With what? Well, take a look at my pen name. :)

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-3-99

57. Mrs. Saitou reviews

What if Saitou's wife was a certain mysterious character from another series? :)

Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-99

58. No Need For a Child's Body! Sasami's Bold Decision reviews

Sasami gets Tenchi. Before you flame me, this is a spoof. :)

Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-3-99

59. Rezo's (True) Legacy reviews

Just an evil thought I had while watching Slayers.

Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-3-99

60. Love's Labour Lost reviews

The Breakup, from Yamcha's point of view

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-3-99

61. Goku is Dead reviews

What I thought happened after the ending to DBGT.

Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 10-3-99

62. A Real Jerk reviews

What if Ranma really is the jerk that Akane accuses him of being?

Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-3-99