Author has written 13 stories for Ranma, Slayers, Bible, Anime X-overs, Hellsing, Naruto, and Young Justice.
It has recently come to my attention that my writing drains the very life-force out of my readership, which would of course explain why my hit-to-review ratio is so low; my readers are dead or comatose before they can actually review! Now, most people would see this as a bad thing. I, however, prefer to see it as an opportunity, and as such have offered my services to the Negaverse, who were a little less than glad and enthusiastic about my enlistment (03-15-04). However, I have been recently promoted, as you can see in the following unclassified portions of my file.
Negaverse Personal File (S-1)
Height:About this tall. (See attached chart)
Student, Writer, Soldier, Emissary of the evil Negaverse. Whatever it is that this previously unknown fifth Negaverse General does he tries to keep his sense of humor around. His skill at writing stories that drain the human’s energy was seriously undervalued by his recruiter, especially considering the initiative that he has shown in using the internet to gain maximum effect. As a direct result of his energy harvesting we have handily defeated the Sailor Senshi.
"Your writing drains the life out of people!" - The Liz
"You REALLY don't like the world you live in, do you?" - BTB
"This is possibly the greatest work of fiction I've seen." - EternallyLost
"Nice...quantum logic :)" - Jose
"I think you've finally lost it Shark. This is some crazy stuff." - Ryo-Wolf
"w00t to Ranma and w00t to you! dances spontaneously" - Jak0TheShadows
And be sure to read and review the great collaborative stories produced by The Differing Fools