HI! I'm Red-Devil15 and if you're reading this...then you have no life. But that's ok! I have no life, and I read a lot of these when I'm bored. So...you can read this, and be mildly entertained for brief periods of time. Very brief, as I ain't all that funny. I like to think I am, but I bet I'm not. ANYWAYS...

My stories will probably all be about MWPP time because I like writing about them. The few that don't will have Sirius not being dead, because he's NOT DEAD! I'm in complete denial about that because...well...it gives me something to obsess about.

NONE OF MY STORIES CONCERN THE SIXTH BOOK AS OF...JULY...EVER. I'VE PLANNED THEM ALL OUT BEFORE I READ THE SIXTH, AND THAT BOOK MESSED ME UP. BECAUSE OF DYING. GRRRRRRRR.

Important Note: There will be long periods of non-updating, seeing as that's when things get crazy. There is one right now, but I have stuff either half-written or waiting-to-be-beta-ed. Eventually, things will be posted. I promise.

ME (Red-Devil15):

Age: high school...maybe...

Favorite things/people: Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce(fantastical authors!) Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Sirius Black, Orlando Bloom (drool), Billy Boyd (FUNNY!), Gilmore Girls, Smallville, yummerly food, Gollum (funny!), my friends, Pirates of the Caribbean, my cat Pippin, a few 80's songs, Miami Vice (best TV show on the face of the PLANET!) Monty Python, chocolate cake, The Birdcage, The Thomas Crowne Affair (new version with Pierce Brosnan), cake, The Princess Bride, the Wesley guy on The Princess Bride, hot tubs (FUN!), sleep, reading, writing, The Producers (giggle snort snrk tee hee!)AAAND...I think that's it.

UN-Favorite things/people: Bush, school, Ms. Pepka, Bush, politics, my town, Mr. Cote, Bush, grammar, picture day, tramps who wear almost nothing and it looks like they raided a three-year-old's closet cuz their clothes are so SMALL! Bush, flavored water (like fruit 2.0), Napolean Dynamite (total crap. BORING!), Bush, Cheney, Mrs. Petkus,all those evil Republican guys, work, vegetables, Bush, school, Mr. Miller (stupid retarded bigoted obnoxious favorite-playing loserly moronic FREAK!), Mrs. Fassett, Bush...the list could go on forever.

MAJOR PET PEEVES:

1. People who've seen the Harry Potter movies and then claim to know everything. HATE. People: THE... MOVIES... LIE. THEY... ARE... WRONG. Dementors don't fly, Harry didn't get the Firebolt at the end, and the whole issue with the Marauder's Map! They left everything out! And they spelled Moony wrong! JEEZ! 'Mooney'. BAH! Yes, I'm an obsessive freak. Leave me alone.

2. People who say that Harry is a Horcrux. No. Voldemort was going to kill Harry, remember? That's what he wants. He wants to kill Harry, not store part of his soul in Harry! It's like hacking off your own feet: pointless, painful, and really, really STUPID!

3. People who say 'Amherst' like Am-herst. IT ISN'T AM-HERST, it's 'Amerst'. GOD!

4. Hypocrites. People who say 'oh, I hate people who are mean and judgemental' and then spin around and act that way to you! OH MY GOD! They bug the hell out of me! And, yeah, I do mean someone specific. Not that she'll ever read this... seeing as she now hates my guts and won't tell me why! Which brings me to number five...

5. People who get ticked off at you and then refuse to tell you why. They just sit there and stew. And it's even worse if you're friends, because then you're usually friends with the same people, and they get dragged into it! How stupid is that? If someone's pissed at me, I want them to say something, so I can try to fix it! But she won't tell me anything, not one goddamn thing! AUGH! SO FREAKING ANNOYING!

6. People who write 'definitely' as 'defiantly'. SPELLCHECK DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK! You have to edit thoughtfully, just like in English class.

QUOTES I LIKE:

"Why can't we all stay twenty until the end, then fall over?" - Oathblood, Mercedes Lackey

"While it is true that very few men will sneak up on you when you're asleep and chop important anatomical parts off, it is equally true that most men taking revenge blow large holes in their opponent, rendering the use of those anatomical parts moot." - Oathblood, Mercedes Lackey.

"SQUEE!" - me and friends.

" 'He's very possessive about that truck!'
'It's my truck! I possess it!'" -Gilmore Girls.

"Conciousness: that annoying time between naps" -somebody

" 'Copperboom!' " -Gilmore Girls

" 'Reality is for people with no imaginations'." -somebody else

" 'Perhaps you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomache.'
'Perhaps you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother' -The Legend of Zorro

STORIES:

Harry Potter, 1, 2, 3: Sheer idiocy. Summarizes all HP books. On pause 'causeOotP is REALLY FRICKIN' LONG!

The Diary of Me, a Nice Slytherin: Diary-fic, of a Slytherin girl who hates being a Slytherin. MWPP time. Inspired by Weirdly. Wierdly. Can't spell. Anyways, go read her stuff first! It's better than mine!

Shadows of Death: A mysterious race of assassins takes an interest in the fight against Voldemort. One of the things that they must do is to bring a certain someone back from beyond the veil...

The Adventures of Super Dude: A lot like Super Dude from Sirius Stories. Which has been discontinued.

Fanfiction Related Anger Management: Product of too many weird and disturbing pairings. Don't read if you like un-canon pairings (excluding semi-conceivable ones). Characters of JKR vent about their abuse in Anger Management Journals.

New Story: A Wizarding Christmas Carol. Oneshot. Basic story, with Snape as Scrooge. Ridiculous, but funnyish. Review please.