UPDATES THAT I SUSPECT NO ONE READS

3/24/06: Anonymous flame! Exciting. Thank you for your entirely uninteresting, unoriginal opinion. It will be duly ignored. That being said, if you don't think you're going to like my story, don't bother reading it. It's to your disadvantage, not mine. I certainly hope you didn't think I'd actually care about what you have to say, if it's just going to be in the form of boring, recycled insults. Believe it or not, I realize there are people out there who like Tea, and that these people may have just as much reason to like her as I have to dislike her. Whatever. They're just as entitled to exist as I am, but just because they're there doesn't mean I go out and bitch at them about what they like. It's MY decision not to like her, not YOURS. So don't try telling me what I can and can't do. As an added note, your review gave me a good laugh, so I suppose I should really be thanking you for it. And here I thought no one was reading this crap anymore...I thought this account was pretty much dead. Long story short, go bother someone else. Your tired, juvenile insults mean nothing here.

1/28/07: Today I remembered vaguely that I still had fanfics on this account and came to the startling realization that they were horrendous. How long was I allowed to labor under the delusion that they might be any good? Actually, I'm thinking of rewriting Shadow of Fear, though I probably won't; or if I do I'll probably abandon it after the first couple of chapters or so.