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Author has written 15 stories for Princess Mononoke, Marching Band, Mars, Song of the Lioness, Battle Royale, Fruits Basket, and Metalocalypse. Yo. Supreme pirate commodore, at your service (Psst. The correct response is "At yours and your family's!") Anyway, I dink around in fanfiction when I get an idea, but I've more or less moved on to my own realms, odd and piecemeal though they may be. Now I am a rabid fanfic reader, mainly because I'm a rabid reader in general. I have a tendency to emulate Gandalf in that I am known to come home from college without telling anyone and just randomly appear to certain people. Other times I'm in town and don't tell anyone at all. They just find out--if they find out at all--by chance. This is occasionally not well received by my peers, but they always get over it. I never manage to comport myself as well as Gandalf, however: I'm very well-known in several areas for having grappling matches--we're talking full-contact basically no rules--in college dorm hallways. You can find me later, cooing over my bruises. I have strange fits that have me driving long and randomly; but as the cost of gas is rising I mostly just find places to hike now. I love coffee, and I am willing to appreciate anyone who says the same, but the second you tell me your favorite coffee is a caramel macchiato or an orange mocha frappucino, I lose all respect for you. That is not coffee. That is wet sugar in a cup. I have low enough respect for people who drink that shite, but call it what it is or I will have none at all for you. Coffee snob? Slightly. I drink tea too, and am a lot less militant about it. I've been known to spend hours and hours in coffeeshops, locally owned and chock-full of fair-trade coffee. I'm usually the loudest there with the people I'm with, but I'm a great tipper so no one really minds. As far as fanfics go, I like forays into the weird. If I wanted canon, I'd go to the original medium, I feel. I will not read anything I find not well written, and I'm picky. Of course, every now and then I need a good dose of tooth-melting fluff. You know. Something that will make me go "squee." and have everyone in the room stare at me. | |||||||||
1. DethMourning » reviewsBeing sad is so not brutal, but the nine months Offdensen was gone were. A look at how each member of Dethklok deals with loss, and the absence of the man responsible for keeping Dethklok running and the five of them alive.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-20-092. Revelations reviewsIn which Skwisgaar makes a discovery, and Toki might just be an evil genius.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-09 - Skwisgaar S. & Toki W. - Complete3. Scylla and Charybdis reviewsIn the moments before their other classmates are brought in, Kiriyama has a proposition for Kawada. GenBattle Royale - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-07 - Complete4. Clothes Make the Man reviewsThere are many hazards and trials of growing up, particularly if you’re a Sohma. A seventeenyearold Momiji comes to know one of the worst: fangirls.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-06 - Momiji S. - Complete5. Visitation Rites reviewsAlanna gets an unexpected visit from an old friend. DoubledrabbleSong of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-12-06 - Complete6. Compromise reviewsAlanna and Jon obviously eventually patched up their fight over the terms of Kel being a page. I was wondering how and wrote this story.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-5-06 - Complete7. Truth or Dare reviews[Oneshot] Hiroki knew he never should've let Takako talk him into playing this stupid kids' game... slight HirokiChigusaBattle Royale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete8. Merry Christmas, Kazuma dono! reviewsAfter much searching, Kyo finds the perfect gift for his shihan-a sword fight.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-9-059. Male Student No 5, Shogo Kawada reviewsBattle Royale fanfiction I wish there were more of these Shogo Kawada's thoughts from about a week before the fateful trip to the end of his life.Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-7-04 - Complete10. What are they talking about out there? reviewsWhen Merric asks the question "I wonder what they're talking about out there" when Kel and Neal are talking in the hall, the resulting conversation is... interesting.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-17-0311. Broken Mirror reviewsRei's thoughts just after Sei dies and he goes around smashing the mirrors around school. I sort of like working with Rei's thoughts. R/R pleaseMars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-1-0312. Angel Hands reviewsJust Rei's thoughts as he's rushing off to save Kira when Harumi's about to smash her hand in the first volume. Review please.Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-27-0313. Band Essay reviewsI might make it a whole list of them, but for right now, I'm sticking to just this one. Why people who say "And this one time at band camp..." deserve to be punched in the face.Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 5-11-0314. Rocking the Band Room reviewsUm, just my Parody of Ben Folds Rockin the Suburbs. Read 'n' ReviewMarching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-30-0215. Nagakami's Death reviewsI was watching Mononoke-hime, and a thought came to me. What WAS it like for Naganokami, the boar god, to die? Pretty soon, I worked it out in my head, and I think it would sound like this *update* I fixed the ickiness!Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-29-01
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