lets start this thing okay:

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.

Name:Chaos
Age: it's mind over matter, if you don't mind it don't matter.
Likes: reading, writing, reading, sleeping, being weird, freaking people out, wicca
Dislike:sheep, ducks, stupid people, ham

here's the thing i can't post pairing for anime/book/other types of things i read on here cause i will try any pairing watch any movie and all that stuff

okay so theres that and now on the other things like saying that. i know i don't write on her but i do read and i do write story i just don't like to post them

here are some saying i love

Sometimes, people smile just because it seems the only way that they can hide themselves,” Kai said, looking down. “No matter how much pain they suffer in life, they sometimes smile just because. It’s just a reflex, security, a mask that they put on. It’s just that we never notice it.”
Scars On My Soul
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1837240/1 (if this is your story i love it i'm sorry i had to put it on here)

Memories may fade.
But feelings never die.

Expecting the unexpected only makes the unexpected expected. So, in reality, there is only people who choose to see, and people who choose not to. It’s all a matter of choice

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning, and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, a white man behind him said "Excuse me..Colored people aren't aloud here." The black man turned around to respond. "Sir, listen. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I get in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. And when I die, I'll still be black." he gave the white man a moment before continuing. "But when you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you get in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. And when you die, you'll be purple. And yet you still have the nerve to call ME colored?"

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici
By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe

Someone once told me that procrastination is like masturbation. It’s all well and good, but you wake up one day and realize that you’re screwing yourself over.

There is nothing sadder than a child
who has barely seen the world,
yet who has seen enough of it to know
that he does not wish to be a part of it...

The words “I am…” are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you’re claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.

this is so funny i cant't help but post it here

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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um i don't know if you want to know but heres what i look like
hair: reddish brown
eyes:Hazel w/ gold center
skin: paleish
sort of like a geek and and a freak cross breed
well if i most say i also have problems with some peoples stories that are m-preg and still good maybe it's wrong but it's so funny
ol' well if there is anything elses you would like to know about me that fell free to email me at Phantomnight@aol.com enjoy your life for we live to die and die to live,Again.

a couple more thing before i say goodbye

Homophobia and You
(author unknown)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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