The Christian's Creed

There's an uber cool 15th century statement of faith that I like to call the Christian's Creed, although it has more than one name. It actually transcends various denominational differences and highlights core truths of faith that ALL Christians believe, regardless of their denominations. It's really cool. The Creed has stood the test of time. It's easy to memorize and is used in churches worldwide. This Creed unites Christians; it helps us remember what Christians around the world believe and agree on. If you are a Christian and you whole-heartedly believe this statement fo faith, feel free to copy and post it on your own profile if you'd like.

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

The holy universal Church,

The communion of saints,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

Hi, everybody. I'm StarVix. I am a devout Christian, and I enjoy reading and writing for Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ninja Turtles, and Mario. I have also written for X-Men, Garfield, Batman, Super Smash Bros., and Star Trek: The Next Generation, but I do not enjoy reading them nearly as much. I have set out to prove 1. You can in fact write Christian fiction on this site and 2. You can write funny stories without language or adult themes.

I have a message for SherryBlossom, who was kind enough to draw my avatar picture of Star the Vixen...Ahem..."THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU THANKYOU" ECT.

I currently announce that Sonic the Hedgehog has taken over my Fan Fiction prowess. I just like Sonic; there are so many different characters for me to torment--I mean, write about. Particularly Metal Sonic and Silver, those two need more tormenting--I mean, stories written about them. I xcall tormenting dibs...err...writing dibs, on Metal Sonic, and I suppose Silver's still up for dibs to whoever wants to torment him. I mean, write stories about him. Whatever floats your boat.

Couples I like: Romance? Blech.

Favorite story I have completed thus far: Metal, We Toddlerized Ourselves

Current Favorite fan fiction story not written by me: Don't Play With Your Food, by Fallen Hikari

Current favorite book series: Maximum Ride

Current favorite published author: Wayne Thomas Batson (I recently got some of his books, and this dude can WRITE!!)

Favorite music bands: Casting Crowns, Avalon, Third Day, in that order

Favorite movie: Rocketman

I like funny stories and cheesy plots. I also like Spongebob episodes, which is an entirely different level of cheese altogether.

I would like to note that gh43 and I have a joint fic for the Mario section. It can be found on his account.

RULES FOR USING MY BABY SONIC UNIVERSE:

I have no objections to authors who wish to write stories based on my Baby Sonic Universe, provided they are willing to uphold the same standards I do. It all boils down to three simple rules:

1. Keep it K rated. I can find no good reason to put in content that will raise the rating above K. Please respect my reasoning, because I don't like to be wrong. A good way to keep your content rated K is to pretend that the local Catholic Priest is looking over your shoulder reading your every word. And yes, he does breathe quite loudly. Get over it.

2: NO fowl language under ANY circumstances: Bad language is stupid and pointless. It does nothing but raise your rating, there are lots of other perfectly acceptable words to use. Words like crap, heck, dang, and darn are OK.

3: Let me know about it! Dude, it's awesome when someone reads your stuff and it inspires them. Contact me and tell me about your fic because I wanna read it!

My Baby Stories:

At long last, I conclude that I actually have a series instead of a few neat stories. If you're new to my Baby Universe, here's the official order. You might want to know so you can get all the running gags and original character stuff.

1. Three Babies and a Shadow: This is the one that started it all. Eggman's new invention, the Eggafier ray, (which actually has nothing to do with eggs,) is supposed to be a death ray, but its maiden voyage proves it to be something else: A machine that turns adults into babies. The lucky test subjects: Sonic, Knuckles and Amy. While Tails figures out a way to change them back to normal, Shadow is pretty much blackmailed into helping out. With hyperactive hedgehogs, a picky eater, and a Master Cantaloupe, can Shadow survive to see the threesome turned back to normal? Also: The beginning of the Big, Froggy, and Tails' Workshop running gag!

2. Babysitting Blues: Eggman finally realizes that his machine turns people into babies and gets the bright idea to make Sonic and Co. into his baby henchmen. His plan fails, but not before toddlerizing Shadow the Hedgehog! Sonic eagerly volunteers to watch him because Shadow's biochemistry is different from other kids, making Tail's formula innefective. Watching a kid is hard enough, but when the creepy commander of GUN gets his sights on baby Shadow, well, no more Mr. Nice Sonic! Also: The origin of Maria the Dark Chao.

3. Metal Nanny: After some extensive overhauling, Eggman gets his Eggafier Ray (Which still has nothing to do with eggs) primed and ready to infantize Sonic and his friends. And this time, he suceeds! Actually, Metal Sonic suceeds, and Eggman took the credit. But to make matters worse, after he toddlerized them, Metal Sonic finds he has to watch them! With 12 toddlers, things are bad enough, but poor Metal Sonic's only help is Shadow Android and Metal Knuckles, both of whom are experiencing personality glitches by the barrel full. Also: The origin of Zombie the Mixed Breed Chao.

4. Mephiles' Babysitting Nightmare: When Blaze and Silver accidentally turn themselves into two-year-olds, the future GUN Commander (who looks suspiciously like Shadow) gets Mephiles the Dark to babysit. How? By neutralizing his powers and agreeing to give them back if he does. Mephiles goes to the past and tries to con help from Amy Rose. It works--but he might wish it hadn't. Before you know it, a semi-parody of the new Sonic the Hedgehog game is taking place, featuring Zombie, a bevy of time paradoxes, and one stressed-out Mephiles the Dark. Also: See the Ultimate Banjo of Justice!

5: Metal, We Toddlerized Ourselves: The Metals (and Shadow Android) are back! This time, after a series of wacky events, the trio turn the strangely named Eggafier Ray on themselves by accident! So what happens to robots who get hit by the baby beam? They turn into organic toddlers! Only, unlike other victims of this dastardly device, the trio retains all their memories, for all the good that does them. Unable to properly care for themselves in these new bodies, and getting kicked out of their own lair by their own SWATbot brethren, they are forced to seek help from the unlikeliest person: Miles "Tails" Prower! Tails helps out by...getting their organic counterparts to adopt them?! Changing their names to Nick, Andy, and Stevie Joe, the former robots rely on their new parents to keep them safe from Eggman. But can they?

6: The Fighting Weevils: Black Doom has somehow gotten his hands on Eggman's modified Water Gun/Baby Gun and modified it. Then he uses it to turn anyone with unique abilities into babies, places mind control bands on them, and changes them back to adults, giving himself a super powered slave force to take over the world with! Luckily (Or maybe not) there are some people on this world that, while not having any powers, are crazy enough to try to stop Black Doom: Fang the Sniper, Scourge the Hedgehog, Ray the Flying Squirrel, Saffron Bee, Bean the Dynamite, and some guy named Coconuts. But that's not the end of it: They're also trying to babysit todderlized Mighty Armadillo and Mina Mongoose, while fighting a war and keepign the two new toddlers out of Black Doom's hands! Can they do this seemingly impossible feat? And why on earth did they name themselves the Fighting Weevils, anyway? (IN PROGRESS.)

My Original Characters:

Every author has a couple OCs in their stuff sooner or later, but only a few of my OCs ever really 'made it.' This is a description of OCs of mine that have appeared in at least two (2) of my stories.

Nathan Nadeau: Gender, Male. Species, Lylatian. Nathan's a Siameese cat with cressent shaped birthmark over one eye. Age: Around 14. Stories appeared in: 5. Bio: Nathan was my first OC, and as such holds a special place in my heart. His first appearance in a story of mine that's still up is Left Behind: Starfox, in which he was a main character. Afterwards he appeared in A Day In The Life of Falco where he was portrayed as a hopeless fan of Star Fox and the self-proclaimed president of the Star Fox Fan Forum. Apparently, he learned to fly a ship by playing Star Fox Assault. His skill was so good that he showed up as a member of my Star Fox Merc team, in the story Star Squadron, He had a cameo spot as the manager of a fast-food resteraunt in my Sonic the Hedgehog fic, Mephiles' Babysitting Nightmare, He also had a part as a 'cameo contestant' on Total Sonic Action.

Bob Lombardi: Gender: Male. Species: Lylatian. Bob is a Falcon. Age: About 23. Stories appeared in: 2. Bio: Bob's older brother is Falco Lombardi. Bob's first appearance was as a cop in the story A Day in the Life of Falco, where he had to chase his own brother down to give him a speeding ticket. Falco ran and Bob had to follow him to one of the most dangerous places in the universe. His skills as a pilot were so good that he started his own team in the story Star Squadron.

Peter Powalski: Gender: Male. Species: Lylation. Peter's a fox/chameleon hybrid. Age: Unknown. Stories appeared in: 2. Bio: Peter is the son of the infamous Leon Powalski, although I do believe I spelled both of their names wrong in the stories he appeared in, A Day in the Life of Falco, and Star Squadron. A little known fact: Peter actually appeared in another of my fics, along with Nathan, called Spider-Fox: The Movie. It was deleted because it was chat-script. Peter's name is a homage to Peter Parker, who is, of course, Spider-Man.

Jewel O'Brian: Gender: Female. Species: Lylation. Jewel is an artic wolf with two black stripes running down her back. Age: 19. Stories appeared in: 2. Bio: Jewel is the mechanic of Bob's team, and like the others, she appeared in A Day in the Life of Falco and Star Squadron. Andross brainwashes her to work for him in the latter fic. Little Known Fact: Jewel's last name was the name I used for Wolf O'Donnell when I first started writing stories about Star Fox. None of those stories ever made it to the internet, this was when Star Fox 64 was the latest thing out, and Wolf didn't have an official last name that I knew of. Jewel inherited the name O'Brian because of this and also because of her position as chief mechanic, which is the position of Miles O'Brian on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. (Yes, I'm a Trekkie. Star Trek rocks!)

Maria the Dark Chao: Gender: Female. Species: Chao (Duh.) Maria is a pitch black Dark Chao with purple bat wings. Age: Unknown. Stories appeared in: 6. Maria is Shadow the Hedgehog's pet chao and just about the only friend he has in the world, sad though that may be. Sonic got her for him in Babysitting Blues, because of his theory, "Every child needs a pet Chao. And also a banjo." This statement is similar to a statement made by Charlie Brown in the Peanuts comic strip, only instead of a Chao, good ol' Charlie Brown insisted that the kid needed a dog. This is probably why everyone started to laugh at him; he had it all mixed up. Since Maria's debut, she appeared in the stories Metal Nanny, Mephiles' Babysitting Nightmare, Showdown at Sonikk U Ranch,Metal We Toddlerized Ourselves, and Chao of the World, Unite!

Zombie the Mixed Breed Chao: Gender: Male. Species: Unknown, but I'm pretty sure he's some sort of Chao. Age: Exactly eight years older than Shadow the Hedgehog. Stories appeared in: 5. Bio: Zombie's probably my favorite OC to write. He was one of Professor Gerald Robotnik's failed experiments. The Prof attempted to mix all three Chao breeds (Hero, Dark, and Neutral) to make one super-indestructable Chao. Zombie was the end result. He's extremely intellegent, and highly empathic, and ageless and indestructable, plus so many other things that no one is entirely sure of his limitations, if he has any. His debut was Metal Nanny, where a small Sonic managed to look past his frightening exterior and see him for what he really is: Something Sonic could use to prove that he had a better pet that Shadow! Since then, Sonic and Zombie have been inseparable, Sonic even taught Zombie to play banjo in Mephiles' Babysitting Nightmare, and the two are still tight in Showdown at Sonikk U Ranch. He has also appeared in Metal We Toddlerized Ourselves and Chao of the World, Unite!

Sam: Gender: Male: Species: Unknown. Age: Unknown. Stories appeared in: 3. Aliases: Sam the Shoe Salesman, Honest Sam the Shoe Salesman, Swindlin' Sam. Bio: Sam first appeared in the co-op story You're In the Koopa Troup Now using the name Sam the Shoe Salesman. For some reason, Sam sold encyclopedias and had the pleasure of being the only thing Mario was terrified of. In Mephiles' Babysitting Nightmare he was mentioned again; this time using the name Honest Sam the Shoe Salesman. Mephiles, looking through Sonic's stuff on his computer, found that Sonic had visited Sam's homepage. Strangely, Sam was still selling encyclopedias. Sam got a speaking part in Showdown at Sonikk U Ranch, where he called himself Swindlin' Sam, the best Injun Swindler in the west. Sonic, Shadow, and Silver rob him blind.

Star the Vixen: Gender: Female. Species: Red fox with short blonde hair and a white star on her forehead. Age: As old as her tongue and a little bit older than her teeth. Stories appeared in: 6. Aliases: StarVix. Bio: What began as a shameless attempt at self-insertion took a mind of her own and became one of the craziest characters I've ever made up. She first appeared in Showdown at Sonikku Ranch as a disembodied version of the authoress, stating her name was StarVix. She got her first real part in Chao of the World Unite!, a jointfic with FlashHedgehog, where she was physically in the story. Her personality grew into that of a loud, immature, psychotic girl who's sole purpose in life was to make Flash the Hedgehog's life miserable and steal his work right out from under his nose at every opportunity. And now, since she's been forced to live in an apartment building with other OCs in OCs Save the World, she has also developed a liking for quoting Bible verses that seem to fit in with the current situation, the results being strange and somewhat amusing. She was a cashier at McDonalds' in McMetal, an employee of a party store/ bakery/bait shop in Happy Creation Day, Metal Sonic! and was a cameo contestant on Total Sonic Action.

Inspirational quote: Today's oak tree is yesterday's nut who held his ground.