Hello! We're the members of nofurylikewiccansscorned (there are two of us), finally updating our profile. One of us lives in Texas and the other lives in Virginia, so it's difficult for us to update our stories regularly (we're sorry). If you buy us plane tickets, we'll love you forever and update our stories every day! We're very strange and can often be found in the candy emporium.

We'd still like to give a shoutout to our beloved marshmallow teddy bear buddy Mike Ellison (we love you!). He's awesome. Um, yes. Worship the awesomeness of The Mike!

To all you baseball fans out there: the Cardinals rock! All you other teams SUCK!

Here are our essential stats:

Writer #1:
Favorite TV Show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Favorite Animal: guinea pig
Favorite Star Wars Character(s): Padme Amidala, Yoda, Jar Jar Binks
Favorite Sport:basketball
Favorite Country:Switzerland
Favorite Baseball Team: St. Louis Cardinals
Favorite Baseball Player: Scott Rolen, StL 3B
Favorite Pastime: contemplating the complexities of the universe
Favorite Way to Waste Time: writing Sweep parodies
Number ofPets: Three (two guinea pigs, one hamster)

Writer #2:
Favorite TV Show: Smallville
Favorite Animal: squirrel
Favorite Manga:Flame of Recca
Number of Pets: One (golden retriever)
Favorite Way to WasteTime: computer
Favorite PS2 Game: Kingdom Hearts
Favorite Broadway Play: Wicked
Favorite Personal Record: never had a brain freeze (knock on wood)
Lifelong Goals: kick down a door, become a carney, take over the world (not necessarily in that order)

Okay,I think that's enough insanity for now. We're twoquite interesting individuals, aren't we? Well,I suppose that's all we've got to say. Tune in for updates on our stories and review them when you finish reading them or we'll sic Jeff and Bill on you and those you love! You have been warned.

We Love Totoro!