| Wolfbaneshybrid |
Author has written 7 stories for Wild Arms, Wolf's Rain, Harry Potter, Saw, Monster, and Lost. 4/15/09: 'Oh, look at me! I'm so important everyone wants to know what I'm doing and when I did it!' Sorry. Had to get that out of the way. Alright, so, this account is close to dead. If you'll notice, there is a massive three-year gap between old and new stories. I do plan on finishing The Bad Side of Desire sometime before the four horsemen loom menacingly over the horizon, but with that story dies my account here. I've said some really stupid things and posted some really stupid things (okay, mainly just said, but, God--remember that Seventh Tower parody? No? THAT'S BECAUSE I DELETED IT) that I deeply regret upon further reflection. If you're still--oh, beyond a doubt you all are--interested in seeing any new stuff I post, leave me a message (by clicking the Send Message button, for all you nuclear physicist's out there) asking for my new account name. All the 'Currently Working On' stuff will someday end up there. That is all. Peace. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MERRY NEW YEAR. JULY 4TH. Bio (warfare): Name: John-Jacob Jinglehimer Schmitt (his name is my name, too) Eyes: Still good for seeing. Ears: Still good for hearing. Hair: Still good for... good for... uhh... Age: Like cheese and clay, it's better with a little mold. (... doesn't really... make sense...) Right now working on (because it's more fun when you see the trains coming before they crash): Currently Untitled (Shakespeare/Merchant of Venice): Shylock is a pimp, living surrounded by hatred in a suburban town. When Bassanio (the player) wishes to marry a beautiful woman in the city, will Shylock at last get his revenge on Bassanio's emo friend, Antonio? Currently Untitled (Deadpool): Death is easy--it's dying that's the hard part. Childhood's Rape (Childhood's End): The new neighbors meet the less... conventional artists of New Athens. Currently Untitled (Pikmin): He only trusts them as far as he can throw them. Untitled (WWE): The event that lead to the decline of Jimmy Wang Yang and Shannon Moore's tag-team partnership. Good luck with the ficcy business, peoples. So...bye. | |||||
1. Johan reviewsHis demeanor could be both disarming and exciting at the same time, depending on where you were looking and what you were looking for--until you looked back at the gun he was holding to your head.Monster - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-082. Shadow of the Island reviewsThe past will follow them, no matter how far they go to try and leave it behind.Lost - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete3. Bigger than Me reviewsIt's a quiet cry for help that no one can ever hear from the people that can't be seen.Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete4. Bleed reviewsHow much blood will you shed to stay alive?Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-05 - Complete5. Once in a Blue Moon » reviewsWanting to get far away from the wizarding world after a botched mission, Remus finds himself in an unhealthy relationship with a Muggle. Sirius is searching for the werewolf, but his duties as Mrs. Norris's Guardian Angel are slowing him down a bit.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 9-18-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.6. The Bad Side of Desire » reviewsLucied’s been swiping attention and the other Guardians want it back, which can only mean one thing: payback Filgaia style! An epic tale of revenge, love, ego, and purple wolves. I have found a flaw in this story... The flaw being that there is no story.Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,848 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 9-27-047. Follow the Leader reviewsBlue always followed like a good dog, but there are places where even she has to say "Sit. Stay." Poem from Blues' POV.Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-26-04 - Complete