
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
MERRY NEW YEAR.
JULY 4TH.
On-going Stories (beep-beep-beeeeeeeep... CLEAR!):
Once in a Blue Moon: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeadFic
The Bad Side of Desire: I really want to continue this story. I'm not working on new stuff right now, but I'm editing old chapters. I'll post... eventually. Just think of me as, err, Scud or something. Ten years is my cut off, then I'll update--I swear!
Bio (warfare):
Name: John-Jacob Jinglehimer Schmitt (his name is my name, too)
Eyes: Still good for seeing.
Ears: Still good for hearing.
Hair: Still good for... good for... uhh...
Age: Like cheese and clay, it's better with a little mold. (... doesn't really... make sense...)
Right now working on (because it's more fun when you see the trains coming before they crash):
Currently Untitled (Shakespeare/Merchant of Venice): Shylock is a pimp, living surrounded by hatred in a suburban town. When Bassanio (the player) wishes to marry a beautiful woman in the city, will Shylock at last get his revenge on Bassanio's emo friend, Antonio?
The Full Monty (Deadpool): Set before the whole Messiah business. Everyone's favorite Casanova mercenary helps his new pal Montgomery write the perfect love letter.
Currently Untitled (Deadpool): Death is easy--it's dying that's the hard part.
Childhood's Rape (Childhood's End): The new neighbors meet the less... conventional artists of New Athens.
Currently Untitled (Pikmin): He only trusts them as far as he can throw them.
World's Apart (Transformers/G1): The internal damage and low energon reserves would surely kill Cosmos--but that was only if Astrotrain didn't get to him first.
Good luck with the ficcy business, peoples. So...bye.