| Phoebonica |
Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, Sandman, and Series Of Unfortunate Events. Hi. I'm Phoebonica, and I'm now 20 years old, which I find unnerving and would prefer not to discuss. My main fandom at present is A Series of Unfortunate Events, but I dabble in others on occasion. My Fanfic100 claim was accepted. One hundred stories about the Snicket siblings, including ones I've already written. I'll be posting everything for that here, as well. And The Heart of a Serpent is a one-shot that was written purely because I got tired of seeing the phrase "a certain _" in summaries. I'm afraid there's not going to be any more. I probably should have made that clearer. goes to edit summary | |||||||||
1. Mount Fraught Syndrome » reviewsAU. Mount Fraught Syndrome: where prisoners grow to despise their captors, and spend every moment trying to escape. Violet marries Olaf. But it's not what you think.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 10-3-07 - Klaus B. & Violet B.2. Thin Air reviewsDewey teaches Kit to climb a rope. Written for the 5th anniversary contest at 667.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-07 - Kit S. - Complete3. Choreography reviewsKit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-07 - Kit S. & Count O. - Complete4. Advice reviewsJacques always knows what to do. But some problems can't be solved. Slash, JeromexJacques, written for Weird Ships Week at 667 Dark Avenue.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-07 - Jerome S. & Jacques S. - Complete5. The Perils Of Island Life » reviewsTakes place after The End and The Beatrice Letters, and contains spoilers for both. A story of a girl and her family, and a man and his grief, and a story that is now complete.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 11-12-06 - Lemony S. - Complete6. The Reason Most Squibs Have Cats reviewsIt is a truth widely acknowledged that Squibs tend to be cat people. One Squib explains why.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 2-5-07 - OC - Complete7. AlphabeticisedImprovised » reviewsOne hundred sentences about Kit's love life. KitDewey, KitOlaf. Written for the 1sentence community on livejournal. Please read the Author's Notes for more information.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-07 - Kit S. & Count O. - Complete8. Unguarded Moment reviewsErnest is unwell, and has a strange conversation with Kit. Possible implied ErnestKit if you look really hard.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-24-06 - Kit S. - Complete9. And They Lived reviewsHappily ever after wouldn't last very long... The Baudelaires tell bedtime stories. Has spoilers for The End.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete10. Tell Me I'm Crazy, Maybe I Know reviewsLemony thinks Kit can do better. Big spoilers for The End.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-21-06 - Kit S. & Lemony S. - Complete11. Racing Inevitability reviewsA broken test tube leads to a race against time.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-06 - Kit S. & Lemony S. - Complete12. Behind The Eyes reviews...and he simply had an odd habit of disappearing for hours on end sometimes. A quirk, an idiosyncrasy.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-27-06 - Lemony S. - Complete13. Our Final Curtain reviewsLemony and Olaf both know it shouldn't end like this. But they can't work out how it is supposed to end. T for language and dark themes.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-06 - Lemony S. & Count O. - Complete14. Water Bugs and Rabbit Holes reviewsBeing together doesn't solve everything. Kit and Lemony talk, in the ruins of the Hotel.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-06 - Kit S. & Lemony S. - Complete15. Playing With Matches reviewsHe knows it's dangerous, they both do. It's just an illusion. It's wrong. But they can let themselves believe differently for a while. Viomony, and Violet's an adult just so you know.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-06 - Lemony S. & Violet B. - Complete16. Devoted reviewsYou can't stop loving the person you devoted your life to. Even when they leave you behind... LemonyBeatriceSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-06 - Lemony S. - Complete17. All We Can Ask For In This World reviewsIt's been a good day, and Kit is going home. But a villianous triplet and a near miss remind her that nothing's as certain as it seems. Rated T for mild sexual contentSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-1-06 - Kit S. - Complete18. Observation Of A Meeting reviewsA dark night, a long black car, and the delivery of a manuscript. Lemony's not as reliable as he appears at first glance. This is how the end begins...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-06 - Lemony S. & VFD - Complete19. Raison d'etre reviewsBeatrice is gone, and all Lemony wants is an explanation. ETA: People have told me I rated this too high, so I'm moving it down to T. Warning for violence and some bad language.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-06 - Lemony S. & Count O. - Complete20. Grey Umbrella reviewsThe story of that photograph. LemonyBeatrice, in the early years when they weren't depressed or dead.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-14-06 - Lemony S. - Complete21. Withdrawal reviewsJacques died. Kit hid. But it's never quite that simple.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-06 - Kit S. - Complete22. Hypothetical Situation reviewsJacques faces a moral dilemma. It's only a game, but some people take that kind of thing more seriously than others.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-06 - Jacques S. & Lemony S. - Complete23. The People Who'll Always Be There reviewsViolet suspects that Lemony knows a lot more about her than he's telling. Probably AU.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-06 - Violet B. & Lemony S. - Complete24. The End Is Near reviewsLemony's thoughts as the end approaches. Ficlet.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-06 - Lemony S. - Complete25. Who I Think You Are reviewsKit returns to the remains of the Hotel Denouement, and finds she's not alone there...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-3-06 - Kit S. - Complete26. Preparations reviewsKit prepares for the trial. Dewey wants to know what comes next.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-06 - Kit S. - Complete27. Engagement reviewsBefore she died, he wore the ring on a chain around his neck. Ficlet. ETA: LemonyBeatrice, because I'm dumb and forgot to put that earlier.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-20-05 - Lemony S. - Complete28. Initial Reflection reviewsJacques thinks about what VFD really stands for. Implied character death. Well, we all know what happened to Jacques, don't we?Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-15-05 - Jacques S. - Complete29. Omniscient reviewsIt is unnerving to see yourself referred to as a literary device. Drabble, one hundred words exactly.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-9-05 - Lemony S. - Complete30. Scenes From the Last Safe Place reviewsLemony meets his sister at the Hotel. It's been a long time. Needless to say, this contains spoilers. Don't read it unless you've read The Penultimate Peril, because it won't make any sense.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-8-05 - Lemony S. & Kit S. - Complete31. An Extremely Lucky Man reviewsA wedding is supposed to be a happy occasion. But sometimes the past comes back to haunt you... OCBeatrice, LemonyBeatriceSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-29-05 - VFD & Lemony S. - Complete32. Fernald's Folly reviewsIt's their third game in a row. There's nothing else to do...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-27-05 - Fernald & Fiona - Complete33. Someone Watching reviewsKit hasn't seen her little brother in a while...Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-05 - Kit S. & Lemony S. - Complete34. As Cold as Winter reviewsIn which a young Lemony learns that terrible things can and do happen, even when you're in love.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-05 - Lemony S. - Complete35. Loyalties reviewsKit's reaction to Beatrice's wedding announcement. Oneshot.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-05 - Kit S. - Complete36. The Heart of a Serpent reviewsA certain Slytherin has feelings for Hermione, but how can he ever express his love? Note: This is a oneshot, which means no more chapters. Sorry guys. Also, check the genre.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-23-05 - Gregory G. & Hermione G. - Complete