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Author has written 28 stories for Monk, Gilmore Girls, Misc. Movies, Ugly Betty, Office, Life, In Plain Sight, Merlin, and iCarly. You may also know me as firthgal or gbrd/gbrd1/gbrd1230 My top favorite shows at the moment are Merlin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and The Office. Other shows I love: Monk, Life, Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Psych, Extras, Robin Hood, Private Practice, Gilmore Girls, Doctor Who (the new episodes), Veronica Mars, Boston Legal, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, The Sopranos, Dead Like Me, Who's the Boss, Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Colbert Report, Mork and Mindy, Three's Company Favorite actors: Anthony Head, Ed Helms, Damian Lewis, Steve Carell, Colin Firth, Robert DeNiro, Will Ferrell, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun-Fat, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Tony Shalhoub, Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson Favorite Singer: Garth Brooks. I also really love Sugarland and Big and Rich, but Garth will always be #1. Favorite Books: Johanna Lindsey's Wyoming series and also her Malory series, Julia Quinn's Bridgerton series, Harry Potter--especially the fourth book, Anne Perry's Inspector Monk series--especially "Defend and Betray" and "Sins of the Wolf", Bridget Jones's Diary, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, Girl With a Pearl Earring, Pride and Prejudice, Where the Truth Lies, Mr. Monk Goes to the Firehouse, Mr. Monk Goes to Hawaii, The Gobbler Favorite Movies: Lots and lots of favorite movies. If it's got Kung Fu, mobsters, or Will Ferrell, then I probably like it. Favorite Ships: The trend with most of my ships is that I want them all to be tortuously slow and subtle, most of them are either best friends or partners and are basically the yin and yang to each other, there is an age gap, and I usually don't want their romance to culminate until the very end of the show (although most times they don't). I love my subtext romances. My favorite ship used to be Monk and Sharona, but sadly that ship has sailed into the "never ever going to happen" abyss since Sharona left (am still crying my eyes out over that one). It then changed to Daniel/Betty from Ugly Betty, but Silvio Horta crushed all my hopes and dreams for them when he revealed at the Paley Fest that he doesn't intend on putting them together in the end because they "have too much of a brother/sister vibe." Pah, brother/sister my ass. So, my current #1 fluctuates between Uther/Morgana from Merlin, and Buffy/Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer (what? I told you that I love my subtext ships. Ugly Betty was supposed to be my one and only sure-thing ship to turn canon. Bumnuggets). I also dearly love: Jack/Liz from 30 Rock Crews/Reese from Life Lassiter/Juliet from Psych Cooper/Violet from Private Practice - another canon ship that sunk. Bah, I have no luck whatsoever. Kelly/Andy and/or Oscar/Andy from The Office House/Cameron with a large dose of House/Wilson angst and Cameron/Wilson getting it on (yes, this is a complicated ship for me. I suppose I should call it House/Cameron/Wilson) Gibbs/Abby from NCIS Henry/Eliza from My Fair Lady Shawn/Gus from Psych Chazz/Jimmy from Blades of Glory Michael/Dwight from The Office Michael/Ryan from The Office Alan/Denny from Boston Legal (my favorite slash ship, and this one actually turned canon, sort of! My first subtext ship to ever go canon! Woohoo!) Merlin/Arthur from Merlin Guy/Robin from Robin Hood (the only time that I can stand that douche Robin is when Guy is giving him the love eyes and Robin wants to kill him) Guy/Marian from Robin Hood Jack/Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean Ricky Bobby/Jean Girard or Ricky/Cal Naughton Jr. from Talladega Nights Rory/Marty from Gilmore Girls Auron/Rikku from Final Fantasy X Ron/Hermione from Harry Potter Lily/Snape from Harry Potter Kirk/Spock/Uhura from the latest Star Trek film (my first full blown OT3). | |||||||||
1. The Totally Gay Version of Jim and Pam reviewsOscar and Andy are totally the gay version of Jim and Pam.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-09 - Oscar M. & Andy B. - Complete2. Flashes of Life reviewsSpencer remembers the last 86 years of his life.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-09 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete3. Five Times Oscar Dreams of Andy reviewsThe title pretty much says it all.Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-09 - Oscar M. & Andy B. - Complete4. As He Sleeps reviewsSometimes she hears him crying in his sleep.Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-09 - Morgana & Uther - Complete5. Stride for Stride reviewsUther and Morgana. Dungeon sex. Battle of wills. Regret. All that good stuff.Merlin - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-8-09 - Uther & Morgana - Complete6. Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviewsMerlin has the immense misfortune of happening upon a very drunk Uther at the worst possible time that one could ever imagine. Well... that Merlin could ever imagine. I, for one, have imagined it numerous times with great joy.Merlin - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-8-09 - Merlin & Uther - Complete7. Silver Bells reviewsBetty helps Daniel discover the merits of Christmas.Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-1-08 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete8. The Unknown reviewsMarshall knows a lot of things, but then, there is one particular thing that he's not so sure of.In Plain Sight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-6-08 - Complete9. Finding the Light reviewsCharlie seeks the light in Roman's darkness.Life - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-08 - Complete10. Scattered Memories reviewsThere are some things that Daniel will never forget.Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-29-07 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete11. The Greatest Gift of All reviewsDaniel finds the perfect gift for Betty.Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-5-07 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete12. Just Betty » reviewsIs she really just Betty, or could she be something more?Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 487 - Updated: 12-2-07 - Published: 10-29-06 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete13. There's a First Time for Everything » reviewsA series of first times between Andy and Kelly.Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 8-29-0714. Cuppa Noodles reviewsKelly and Andy form an unlikely friendship.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-19-07 - Complete15. The First Morning reviewsKelly watches Andy as he sleeps.Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-07 - Complete16. I Can Be Your Hero reviewsKelly finds out that Andy isn't the total psycho freak that she thought he was.Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-07 - Complete17. The Unexpected Miracle reviewsKelly finds a savior in the last person that she would ever expect.Office - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete18. The One Night Stand » reviewsEver wonder who that one night stand was that Phyllis mentioned in Sexual Harassment? Takes place before season one. TWOSHOTOffice - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-07 - Complete19. Abandoned » reviewsSpoilers for the season 1 season finale Ep 23. Betty rushes to the hospital when she hears about Daniel.Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 5-18-07 - Becks S. & Daniel M. - Complete20. The Screw Up reviewsDaniel's thoughts at the end of Punch Out after Betty didn't take his call. ONESHOT.Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-21-07 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete21. Cruel, Cruel April Fool's reviewsBecks decides to play a joke on Daniel. DanielBetty ONESHOT.Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-21-07 - Daniel M. & Betty S. - Complete22. Forever With Me » reviewsGIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING Vermeer's thoughts after Griet leaves.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 3-24-0623. Back Where She Belongs » reviewsAfter three years, Sharona walks back into Adrian Monk's life.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-23-05 - Published: 2-21-05 - Complete24. Farewell, Sharona reviewsA proper send off for Sharona.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-20-05 - Complete25. If She Only Knew » reviewsShe's the smartest person he knows, but she can't figure out what's right in front of her. [Nudist (RoryMarty) with Rogan undertones]Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 12-26-0426. Mr Monk and the Seventh Grade Dance » reviewsBenjy asks a girl to his first dance, and Sharona is asked to be a chaperone. FINISHED.Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete27. Mr Monk Meets Mr Soprano » reviewsSharona's childhood friend is missing, and her and Monk are asked to find out what happened to her.Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 7-21-0428. Mr Monk and the Phone Cord » reviewsThe mayor claims an innocent man is accused of murderMonk - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 3-22-04 - Complete