| The Hermione Granger Fan Club |
Author has written 62 stories for Harry Potter, Charlie's Angels: The Movie, Parodies and Spoofs, Dark Angel, Virgin Suicides, Hey Arnold, X-Men: The Movie, and X-Men: Evolution. ATTENTION! My home Internet is currently buggered, as is my computer. I am going insane because I can't write, but I have not given up writing or anything and I hope that I will soon be back on here, archiving stuff once again. :) Hey, 'tis me, The Hermione Granger Fan Club with some quick stats on moi 'cause I couldn't be stuffed completely revamping my bio. NAME: You can call me Emily. Or Em, if you like. You must be mental if you think I'm giving you my last name. AGE: Over fourteen, but under eighteen. SHIPS: Dark Angel Syl/Krit, Ben/Brin, Tinga/Ben, Zack/Jondy, Zane/Jondy, Brin/Zane, Jace/Victor (one of my pet ships), Max/Alec and Tinga/Charlie. Harry Potter Ron/Hermione, Bill/Fleur, Remus/Tonks, Ginny/Harry, James/Lily, Snape/Sinistra, Remus/Sirius and Fred/Angelina. X-Men: The Movie Kurt/Ororo, Logan/Ororo and Jean/Scott (because if they're not together, the universe will implode). Kim Possible Kim/Shego. X-Men: Evolution Kurt/Amanda (because blue is her favourite colour. ;) Heh.), Gambit/Rogue (huge ship for me!), Kurt/Tabitha (because everyone needs a little bada-bing bada-boom), Rahne/Sam (because they were great in Rurouni Tyriel's Annihilation), Evan/Callisto (they're suited now that he actually has a personality), Kurt/Wanda (I wanna see Evo!Nocturne), Tabitha/Sam (because they'd be really cute together, seeing as she's so wild and he's such a cute geek), Rahne/Roberto (because they are sooooo checkin' each other out!), Todd/Wanda (sort of), Jean/Scott (because if they're not together, it's the first sign of the Apocalypse), Tabitha/Pietro (when written by Red Witch- oh my God, the two of them singing Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend in her fic Saturday Night Insanity was just too, too precious.), Kitty/Danielle (some awesome fics for this pairing on my favourites list), John/Wanda (he took her to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on a date in goldylokz's Nine to Five. Very cool. They'd be so good together.), Lance/Kitty (because of that whole Romeo and Juliet thing they have going on), Kitty/Piotr (they're just adorable, full stop), Amara/Tabitha (my favourite femslash couple ever), Risty/Rogue (yeah, I know how twisted it is. But I read an awesome fanfic with it, Tabula Rasa Risty), Scott/Kurt (I read a good fic with it), Kitty/Wanda (my second favourite femslash couple- read Scribbler's Girl With the Broken Smile and Fifty Ways to see why)and Bobby/Jubes (because their love is so canon... except for the part where it's kind of not). Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Jane/Neil and Jane/Ryan. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl Jack/AnaMaria ("You stole my BOAT!" Oh, yeah, she wants him BAD.) The Faculty Stan/Stokely, Zeke/Casey, Zeke/Miss Burke, Casey/Stokely, Stokely/Delilah, Casey/Delilah and Stokely/Marybeth. School of Rock Tomika/Lawrence and Freddy/Katie. Lost Jack/Ana-Lucia, Kate/Ana-Lucia, Charlie/Claire, Sawyer/Kate, Kate/Claire, Boone/Shannon, Kate/SunandBoone/Jack. FAVOURITE BOOKS: The Color Purple by Alice Walker, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides, Obsession by Julia Lawrinson, Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, People Might Hear You by Robin Klein and The Cello by James Riordan. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Rove Live, Boston Public, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cold Case, Lostand Law and Order: SVU. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF: The OC (last year at my school, whenever we have a computer lesson and the teacher leaves the room you can hear the theme song starting up from at least six computers as girls log onto the official site. It sounds like this: Keeyala-Keeyala-Keeyala-Keeyalafor-Keeyala-Keeyalafor-Keeeeyalaforrrrnyaaaaa!), Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, American Idol (I hate Simon Cowell soooo much. It's not even the rudeness, it's just HIM. Simon Cowell. The bored face he has on the whole time, and how he doesn't look at the people when they sing, and his snide whiny voice, and the way he steeples his hands and the way he goes, "Now I'm going to say what Paula was trying to say." All this from just one poxy episode of American Idol. Grr) and the Australian Big Brother (the host Gretel Killeen keeps doing this thing with her hands that's really distracting). FAVOURITE CARTOONS: X-Men: The Animated Series (I will always love this series. I loved it when I was six, and I just got into it again two years ago. Total classic), Kim Possible (Shego rocks!), Johnny Bravo (my favourite ever bits were, "I bet your name's Micky 'cause you're so fine!", An Idiot Meets His Echo and the Scooby-Doo spoof episode), The Simpsons (of course- I've been watching it almost my whole life), X-Men: Evolution (the current favourite- too bad I don't have my own computer at home, because I have so many fic ideas as well as updates for my existing fics), Daria, The Weekenders, Home Movies, Hey Arnold, Tom and Jerry (my grandfather used to make tapes of it for me when I was five- which I still own... somewhere...),Recess and Teen Titans. FAVOURITE CARTOONS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF: Jem (my favourite character is Jedda, the skanky British punk rocker who attacks the crowd with her saxophone), Captain Planet (wasn't it creepy how Doctor Blight used to crack onto her computer, Mal? I mean, I still piss myself laughing every time I think of her shrieking hysterically, "ARE YOU WITH ME, MAL BABY?" And another thing- how come the villains never stole the Planeteers' magic rings when they knocked them out?), this hysterical 1987 cartoon with the voices of Tracey Ullman and Dom DeLuise called Snow White in: Happily Ever After and yes, even my perpertual favourite X-Men: The Animated Series. FAVOURITE FILMS: The Butterfly Effect,Snow White (the one with Monica Keena and Sam Neill), The Craft, Ghost World, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Mulan, Anita and Me, X-Men, X-Men 2: X-Men United, Charlie's Angels, Josie and the Pussycats, The Virgin Suicides, A Life Less Ordinary, Romeo + Juliet, The Hairy Bird, Swordfish, Hide and Seek, The Incredibles, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, The Emperor's New Groove, The Mummy, Interview With the Vampire, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, Shark Tale, The Village, Treasure Planet, Queen of the Damned; Girl, Interrupted,Shrek, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Lilo and Stitch, Perfect Blue, Spirited Away, Eulogy, Heavenly Creatures,Psycho (the old version), Love Actually, The Faculty, Mystic River, Bridget Jones's Diary, Shrek 2, Titan: AE, Angela's Ashes, Rabbit-Proof Fence, Run Lola Run, Peter Pan, Gothika, The Mummy Returns, House on Haunted Hill, The Sweetest Thing and The First Wives Club. What can I say, I love films. FAVOURITE ACTRESSES: Famke Janssen, Clea duVall, Jordana Brewster, Lena Headey, Michelle Rodriguez, Eliza Dushku, Rosario Dawson, Jacinda Barrett, Meghan Black, Fairuza Balk, Piper Perabo, Mariska Hargitay and Clémence Poésy. FAVOURITE ACTORS: BD Wong, James Woods, James Marsden, Ewan McGregor, Josh Holloway, Ian McKellen, Hugh Jackman, Rodrigo Santoro, Chris Potter, Michael Legge, Naveen Andrews, Vik Sahay, Alan Cumming,Sean Penn, James Franco, James Kirk (what is it with me and guys named James?) and Allessandro Juliani. FAVOURITE MUSIC ACTS: Sugarcult, Marilyn Manson, Evanescence, Ani diFranco, Switchfoot, Letters to Cleo, Korn, Godsmack, Garbage, Billie Holiday, The Offspring, No Doubt, Enigma, Placebo, Prodigy, Hole, Scissor Sisters, Peggy Lee, the Cranberries, TLC, Weezer, Chevelle, Tragically Hip, Alicia Keys, Spiderbait, Poe, Portishead, Nirvana, Our Lady Peace, Butterfly Boucher and Halfcocked. LOVES: Staying up late, when teachers don't show up for class, motorbikes, drawing, everything X-Men (comics, movies, cartoons, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen), Jeffrey Eugenides' absolutely phenomenal mind, lemons, leather, Billie Holiday, blackberry Soothers, tattoos, song parodies, writing, giggling, New York (not that I've ever been there... dammit...) Hermoine the Modern Girl, martial arts, black, Emily Dickinson, being fangirly, ornate knives, Barcelona, shocking people, gold, red, Lord Byron, Tallulah Bankhead quotes, not being ignored, the city, reading, Emily Strange, depressing poetry, hair dyed shocking colours, ghost stories, taking the piss out of things, jazz, coffee, my Mooks sweatshirt, purple, boxing, being right, X-Entertainment, Television Without Pity, dancing, Edgar Allen Poe, the soundtrack of The Virgin Suicides, my sadly-discarded-because-of-their-being-too-small boots, MAD magazine, New Orleans (not that I've ever been there... goddammit...), and singing. HATES: Being snubbed, my older sister, Britney Spears' music and attitude, the Backstreet Boys, homophobic people, pop music, my new house which is a cockroach-infested shithole, people who talk AT you but not TO you, my disgustingly bitten nails, bad grades, nasty teachers, bitchy older students, school uniforms, Sweet Valley High, racism, public speaking, being ignored, Wimpy Movie Rogue (who is a disgrace to the character), people who shove in front of you in the lunch line, flames, preps, short skirts, baby pink and eating spaghetti for dinner every single night. UPCOMING WORKS: My big X-Men: Evolution project, Untouchable. Some smaller X-Men: Evolution projects- a Tabitha fic, a Wanda fic and a Mystique fic. | |||||||||
1. Untouchable » reviewsExperience the stories of XME from the beginning: only this time, it's purely Rogue's story...X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,099 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 7-31-04 - Published: 6-1-042. Rogue Angel reviewsA first meeting between Raven Darkholme and someone very important... (Prequel to my big Rogue project, 'Untouchable'.)X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-1-043. Kitty's New Look reviewsKitty comes home from a shopping trip having made a rather drastic change to her appearance... (Kiotr because it turned out that way, Romy because that's the way I live.)X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-044. The World Wants Me Gone » reviewsPrequel to my story 'Growing Up In Terminal City'. X5-767 escapes from the Washington facility and tries to make sense of the world around her. Chapter Seven posted!Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,829 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 3-1-035. Secrets Locked reviewsTwelve-year-old Cecilia writes her first diary entry.Virgin Suicides - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-1-036. Alive reviewsA standalone from a scene in one of my other fics- a depressed, reindoctrinated X5 thinks about the pain she carries with her.Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-037. Not Yet A Storm reviewsStorm finds a memory of her parents deep within herself. (My first 'X-Men' fic)X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-1-03 - Storm8. Nowadays reviews(PG for one swearword that's uttered about four times in 'Chicago' anyhow). Basically a silly filk of the end 'Chicago' number written after an annoying day at school.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-21-039. Liking Him Like That reviewsA Phoebe/Gerald oriented outtake from 'Married'- notice how they're only couple Rhonda didn't predict? Featuring references to 'Love and Cheese' and 'Pre-Teen Scream'.Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-0310. The Opposites Alliance reviewsAll this sprung from a question... what would happen if the X5s who are named together so much (think Syl-and-Krit) were split up into new pairs? Jondy POV.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-0311. Drift reviewsHmm... how to describe this? Basically an original X5 of mine on the night of the '09 escape ponders... and ponders... and hallucinates, depending on whether or not you believe in the Good Place. Can be construed as a ghost story.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-0312. The Stately Elm reviewsThe events of the Lisbon girls' attempt to save Cecilia's elm tree. Composed of details from both the book and the film- I think it's the better of my two VS fics to date.Virgin Suicides - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-0313. Growing Up In Terminal City » reviewsThe autobiography of Free, the daughter of two X5s, and her perspective on growing up in Terminal City. Will probably cameo just about all of my original characters. Please read and review! Tenth chapter up!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,853 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-11-03 - Published: 8-1-0214. Door To Death reviewsGrim title, eh? My take on CeCe's thoughts as she died in 'Freak Nation', and a bit on her character.Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-0315. Visions reviewsAdam's on the farm and away from his former life, but it's haunting him...Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-0216. When The Pulse Hit reviewsWhere were our favourite canon X5s around the time the Pulse hit? Features Jace, Syl, Tinga, Ben, Krit, Brin, Zane, Max, Zack and Jondy.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-16-0217. The Children of Manticore Castle » reviewsCase Smith, now fourteen, has a very strange dream featuring some familiar people. NINTH CHAPTER UP!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-8-02 - Published: 9-26-0218. Gone Away reviewsCho is missing Cedric... (featuring an Offspring song. Won't offend people who hate Cho's guts 'cause she's 'an obstacle in the path to the One True Ship'. It may even make you do the unthinkable and- GASP!- feel badly for Cho. But I kinda doubt it)Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-7-02 - Cho C.19. Starry Black reviewsCecilia Lisbon never truly left her home. When did she rejoin her sisters? A little AU, largely based on the film. My first VS fic, dedicated to Hanna Hall.Virgin Suicides - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-30-0220. Denial, Revisited reviewsWorking and caring for an infant daughter, Jace receives a visit from Zack. Titled after an Offspring song (featuring an excerpt from same song) and PG for swearing. R & R!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-0221. Everything I Wanted reviewsWhat things did Tinga want over the course of her young life? This fic explores early childhood as well as Tinga's relationship with Charlie. R & R, please!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-25-0222. Blood and Tears reviewsThe night an X5 named Amna lost her little brother, nothing was ever the same...Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-0223. She Lived reviewsA fic set in an alternate universe where Eva took the bullet in the arm. She lived. But was this the way it was meant to be?Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-0224. If I Were The Only Survivor » reviewsThink back to the beginning of 'Bag 'Em'. What would each of the murdered group of X-kids say had they been the only one to survive the shooting? Second chapter up!Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-8-0225. Dead On The Floor reviews"I remember Eva, dead on the floor." Apparantly, Max, so does Lydecker. What was he thinking as he saw the deaths of three X5 females- an Example, a Matryr and a Hero?Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-1-0226. Seeing Her Again reviewsFifteen-year-old Jace is on her first solo assassination mission for Manticore. Guess which X5 she manages to run into?Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-30-0227. The X5 Resolution reviews2009 was the year that changed everything for the X5s. How did it start for them? Featuring all my pathetic original X5s, and for you S/K fans, one eensy tiny little HINT of future S/K.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-0228. Fight To Live reviewsMax's experiences whilst living with Lucy and her father.Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-28-0229. Bedtime Story reviewsJace tells her baby girl a bedtime story about her father Victor.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-0230. Try So Hard reviewsBrin's thoughts after learning about Tinga's death.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-20-0231. Blue Burning Eyes reviewsMy tribute to Eva, the heroic girl from the pilot. A story narrated by an X5 sibling about Eva before and after her death. Featuring an Alicia Keys song.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-13-0232. The High Place reviewsEver wonder why Ben decided the X5s should sacrifice their teeth to the Blue Lady, or that they should worship on the roof? A Ben fic from a scene in 'Pollo Loco'. (This is the prequel to my other Ben fic, 'Her Disciple On Earth')Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-7-0233. Jace's Song reviewsJace wrote a poem on the bus to Mexico... about her life, the people she loves and hates and her newfound freedom.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-0234. I Remember You reviewsRemember 'Hit A Sista Back'? The scene where Tinga gets out of the car, and she and Brin exchange this little LOOK? Tinga crying, Brin all cold and military? That scene got me thinking, until I wrote a fic on it, from that bit 'til Tinga's (sob) death.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-31-0235. Named By Nature reviewsAs Tinga waits to take her newborn son home for the first time, she remembers various lives, loves and siblings. Not as awful as it sounds, honestly!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-0236. I And I Am Jack reviewsDon't think this has been done before- Jack, X5-417, narrates this story about life and death in Manticore.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-0237. I'm Flying reviewsVarious incidents in the life of one of my favourite X5s, Jace, from the escape aaaall the way up to 'Female Trouble'. Sad but not exactly sentimental, containing my first awkward stab at romance. Feedback is appreciated.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-0238. Take Her Out reviewsA short fic written from the POV of X7 Max as she shoots her X5 counterpart. *EDITED*Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-0239. Lost Daughter reviewsMax's mother narrates this story of trying to find her lost daughter (with a brief cameo from Max herself). Sad, sweet, not particularly bad, I don't think. If you like fics about estranged characters you'll probably like this.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-0240. Finding Her Past » reviewsEver wonder what happened to Jace and her kid Max after the episode 'Female Trouble'? This fic gives all the answers as its star, ten-year-old Max Morales travels to Seattle after her mother is kidnapped.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-31-02 - Published: 7-27-0241. Her Disciple On Earth reviewsA thirteen-year-old Ben can't let go of Manticore or the Blue Lady...Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-0242. Dream Prophecy reviewsOne night in Manticore, a young Jace has a prophetic dream...Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-0243. A Soldier Again reviewsBrin's POV on the episode 'Cold Comfort' up until her reindoctrination at Manticore. Sad, but definitely one of my better fics.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-0244. For Eva reviewsThe story of Eva's last moments from multiple X-5 POVs, including Eva. Please be gentle with reviews, this is my first DA fic and I never actually did see the pilot episode. PG so it's safe. R&R, please!Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-0245. War of the Commentators » reviewsThe tale of how an eleven-year-old Lee Jordan became the Quidditch commentator adored by many. Contains much Weasley twins, and HEAPS of Lee. For people who liked my other fic, 'First Day'. *COMPLETED*Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-28-02 - Published: 12-15-01 - George W. - Complete46. Cracked Carols » reviewsFunny filks of the Christmas carols 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer', 'Jingle Bells' and 'Away In A Manger'. Merry Christmas, snigger snigger.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-23-01 - Published: 12-22-0147. The Chasers' Song reviewsAngelina, Alicia and Katie (I've recently gotten quite fond of those three) sing a filk of 'Bootylicious' at a Gryffindor house party. You go, girls!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-22-0148. My Only Family reviewsThe night before an eleven-year-old Ron leaves for Hogwarts, Peter Pettigrew observes the Weasleys as they eat together and remembers people he hoped never to think of again.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-11-0149. All Grown Up » reviewsA story about Hermione all grown up. Our favourite bushy-haired heroine is working at the Ministry... and it's NOT going well. *Chapter Four is up!*Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-15-01 - Published: 4-15-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.50. The Grease Filks » reviewsThe first Grease filk is a bit dumb, and doesn't rhyme properly, but the others aren't bad. Fans of Grease and Harry Potter will like this.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-15-0151. ENCORE! reviewsPeople who like Harry Potter fics with F/A and R/Hr references, Malfoy-bashing, Pansy getting drenched in soup, Lee Jordan playing the drums and the song 'Original Prankster' will like this fic. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-13-01 - George W.52. And Then He Pulled The Trigger reviewsWhat WAS Dylan thinking when Knox had her at gunpoint?Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-13-0153. First Day reviewsSome of my favourite characters- Fred, George, Lee and Angelina- and the story of their first day at Hogwarts. Ever thought how the twins and Lee became friends? Ever wondered when those first sparks passed between Fred and Angelina? The answers are here!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 4-26-01 - George W.54. The Draco Malfoy Song reviewsThis is sung to the tune of 'Every Move You Make'. Draco lovers should NOT read this. Anyone who hates Draco, as I do, enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-25-0155. Parvati, You Ditz! » reviewsEver wondered what it's like to be Padma Patil? Great? Lousy? You decide!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-24-01 - Published: 4-8-0156. Infiltrating Hogwarts reviewsThe story of The Hermione Granger Fan Club being whisked away to Hogwarts and trying to get Hermione's autograph. If you lot like it, I'll write a continuation.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-15-0157. Could It Be? » reviewsThis is a short romance fic about what Hermione might say if R/Hr shippers confronted her with their evidence. I poke fun at Lavender and Parvati, and Hermione ALMOST wins at chess.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 4-12-01 - Published: 4-9-01 - Hermione G. & Ron W.58. An Interview With Oliver Wood reviewsCalling all Quidditch-crazies! We have an interview with the number one Quidditch fanatic of all time... OLIVER WOODHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-8-0159. Sporty reviewsWe know that about a billion people have done 'Lucky' filks. This is different. It's a delightful romp through the sporting life of everyone's favourite Quidditch captain, Oliver Wood. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-7-0160. An Interview With Lee Jordan reviewsAn interview with Lee Jordan, I don't think this has been done before. Possibly the first in a series. R/R, if you don't mind.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-7-0161. An Interview With Angelina Johnson reviewsWell, this should be interesting. Does Angelina love Fred? Read to see...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-7-0162. Brainy Girl reviewsCalling all Hermione fans! This was my first ever fic, which explains the corny content. Thirty-five fics later, I come back to warn you- THIS IS A FILK OF 'Barbie Girl'!!! You have been warned. Some have found this fic funny, others hated it. Enjoy!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-6-01 - Hermione G.